NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
We helped get Etika killed? Let's see who else we can add to the killstreak!

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I'm sure Nepenthe never watched a JonTron video before.

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HEY MODS CAN WE GET AN OFFICIAL WRONG-THINK LIST?

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Seems the clear winners would be if that pesky Jew Ethan or white supremacist JonTron could kill themselves Era would celebrate.

Remember, this is the forum that can't even allow normies to have a Joe Rogan topic

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The most popular podcast in the world is banned from Resetera

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The OP of that thread is talking about how you can't erase history on a forum that constantly deletes threads and has a user base that tries to delete their past by trooning out
 
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"Encouraging intimidation off from social media" is now a bannable offense which is a bit strange given the 800 prior threads dedicated to it that went unpunished.

Surely this will be applied to all situations and isn't just the mods ruling which people are ok to target and not.
 
In all fairness if you had to run around looking like that constantly you may find it more challenging to maintain a bright expression yourself.

Instead of just living as a feminine or gay man they always seem to make themselves even more unhappy trooning it up.

Very rarely do you see a before/after troon where they are happier after trooning out.

It's quite similar to the before and after of a girl who goes into gender studies. Before happy and normal looking, after hates the world, hates men, has blue hair and thinks the patriarchy is trying to oppress her.

The main pursuit in life should be some happiness and self-worth. These people seem determined to make themselves as unhappy as they can and then blame everyone but themselves 🤔

Resetera is a good sample size to view these people in their natural environment. The whole forum is unhappy and angry all the time. They hate themselves, hate their hobby, hate laughter, hate spending time with family, hate things like Thanksgiving and Christmas, hate everyone around them and they're led by soulless and joyless moderation who seem to think banning everyone will bring them happiness. Isamu Fukui sits on top of all this mental illness and lunacy smelling his money.

Count the outrage and problematic topics on Resetera versus anyone having a laugh or simply enjoying a videogame without going fucking insane. None of this would matter much if these people just stayed locked away somewhere screaming at walls, but they bleed over into normie world and do their best to make sure no one else is allowed to have fun or enjoy their hobby.
 
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None of this would matter much if these people just stayed locked away somewhere screaming at walls, but they bleed over into normie world and do their best to make sure no one else is allowed to have fun or enjoy their hobby.
They don't bleed over that much, most people buy whatever games they please without giving a shit about what a bunch of entitled dog-fucking pedophiles on the Internet think. When people want to buy what they'll look for are things like the game's Metacritic score or gameplay footage, not the ramblings of some unfuckable dangerhair who's ass-blasted there's no playable trans character in the game du jour.

In fact if they're listening to dangerhairs there's a 99% chance they weren't going to buy anyway.
 
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this one is almost exactly the one I wanted to find on ResetEra:

It's always sort of funny to see one of these REREEEEEEEtards go out on the Internet outside of their hugbox and everyone they encounter is like wtf.

Isamu Fukui sits on top of all this mental illness and lunacy smelling his money.

That's the guy I don't understand in all this. He seriously can't think of a better way to make a living than babysitting a bunch of tranny child molesters that is the most toxic shithole on the Internet?
 
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Does anyone want to make a bet on how long it takes Christopher John Goldberg to become a troon?

He's bald, he's short, he's fat and he now needs to try and become a victim to get the progressive left to say being a pedo was caused by gender dysphoria and that transitioning has cured him.

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Give it six months after release and that will be Amir0x.

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You go girl. Is this the path Bobby Roberts will also be heading down?

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A lolcow favorite from the NeoGAF days who got metoo'd shortly after the movement went after Tyler Malka

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Look how short Bobby is!

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My favorite thing about Bobby is that he darkened his skin tone so people thought he was black. At first he’d say that he didn’t do it, then he said why should it matter, and only after continued ridicule did he stop changing his skin color.
 
This thread is just so fucking exceptional. It's literally 90% fat white neckbeard cucks declaring their self hate.

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Context and nuance suddenly matter when it comes to muh wahmen

Impossible to do this thread justice with screencaps because it's 95% of posts.

Oh, and this:

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Don't have time to screencap this topic just now, but it's amazing. When you stare into the abyss and it stares back at you :stress:

A topic for them to realize no one on the forum likes anyone else and they all know how mentally ill or repulsive each other are for a potential relationship.

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Considering you look like a drowned rat and the rest of the "women" on Era are packing dicks why would you be surprised? Your personalities are fucking terrible as well.

And then...

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Robin is the unhinged troon with great insight into Doom such as this

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Don't have time to screencap this topic just now, but it's amazing. When you stare into the abyss and it stares back at you :stress:

A topic for them to realize no one on the forum likes anyone else and they all know how mentally ill or repulsive each other are for a potential relationship.

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Considering you look like a drowned rat and the rest of the "women" on Era are packing dicks why would you be surprised? Your personalities are fucking terrible as well.

And then...

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Robin is the unhinged troon with great insight into Doom such as this

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Ahaha, they don't even wanna date each other. :story:

At least they'd be confined to each other's autism and not infect other decent human beings with their exceptional bullshit, but that's implying they're getting any to begin with.
 
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Liposuction isn't used to treat obesity. Dumb shits.

Others have said it better, but 1) stop drinking soda, 2) eat less, 3) exercise more, 4) repeat until desired weight is achieved.
 
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That's the guy I don't understand in all this. He seriously can't think of a better way to make a living than babysitting a bunch of tranny child molesters that is the most toxic shithole on the Internet?
He's taking the Lowtax approach.
 
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