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Jack Black is doing some charity gaming thing with PDP, this means he is canceled/is a Nazi
It's interesting that no one on the first few pages of that general Jack Black thread is offended despite the fact literally the first video on the youtube channel is just 30 seconds of Jack playfully making fun of PDP while sitting in one of those PDP gaming chairs.

That channel is only 7 months old as well, all the PDP Nazi stuff happened years ago. 🤔
 
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Here we go everyone, it has got its own topic.

They're raising money for mental illness... something everyone on Resetera is crippled with, but outrage comes first! This forum is cancer.

- Beaten by seconds lol
Well you know, ResetEra should see this as a blessing because everyone on ResetEra are already mentally ill and they need professional help anyway.
 
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Remember inmates, no discussing this

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One of the few times where i agree with the very worst cuckposters that resetera has to offer. A good and successful banbait IS extremely rewarding and delicious to watch unfold. it also creates a competitive part in the art of shitposting. Literally the only time i laughed at my screen and thought "God i love this site" was when a newfriend tried to argue with me, of course i could have made a well-written counterargument that would have satisfied his concerns, but instead i chose to press the "report" and wrote it there.
TL;DR the only time posting on resetera is worth it is when you get that notification in the top saying your report has been processed and that the victim is set to "Duration pending" for a week!
 
Thanks to ResetEra, I finally know that "wearing a British army uniform" and "calling himself the Blue-Eyes White Dragon" are tantamount to literally-Hitler-ism.
Don't ya know, it's obvious a Yu Gi Oh is a reference to Hitlerism. A dragon from a children's card game is an obvious dog whistle to the fuhrer.

It's interesting that no one on the first few pages of that general Jack Black thread is offended despite the fact literally the first video on the youtube channel is just 30 seconds of Jack playfully making fun of PDP while sitting in one of those PDP gaming chairs.

That channel is only 7 months old as well, all the PDP Nazi stuff happened years ago. 🤔
For some people, it's the likes of "never forget" and "once a Nazi, always a Nazi." They just gotta keep sperging on how a screaming Swede is gonna make everyone into a Nazi.
 
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turns out he actually is worse than just causing a single mass shooting!

"let's say some of my family members in New Zealand were killed in a mosque because some Nazi asshole whispered the catchphrase of some Swedish guy on YouTube"
 
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turns out he actually is worse than just causing a single mass shooting!

"let's say some of my family members in New Zealand were killed in a mosque because some Nazi asshole whispered the catchphrase of some Swedish guy on YouTube"

I thought that dude had guns. But now I know that he really killed all those people by saying "Subscribe to Pewdiepie!"

Does that mean I can kill REEEEEtards by just saying that?

SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE!

Fuck. They're still there.
 
i can't get that mad at people that frequent resetera anymore because they're not even hiding the fact that they're all deeply hurt by/jealous of anyone with any modicum of success that they can't personally use as an imaginary version of themselves that have achieved something, and since they're clearly too afraid of putting the work in a discipline to gain their own success they lash out at people that have the will and the dedication to overcome their own fears and discomfort to grow as a person. they're incels (that are willing to fuck ugly people) and just like them will likely only improve themselves by hitting rock bottom and being forced to fix or kill themselves

it makes sense why almost every developer that signs up quickly gets the fuck out of there, it's like a black man entering a KKK meeting/a woman joining isis as if they're all gonna be on the same page to quickly find out that this is the place they're wanted least
 
Don't ya know, it's obvious a Yu Gi Oh is a reference to Hitlerism. A dragon from a children's card game is an obvious dog whistle to the fuhrer.
I'm actually fairly certain they took "Blue-Eyes White Dragon" and "Dark Magician" extremely literally, thus managing to twist a Yu-Gi-Oh reference into a white supremacy reference. 10s across the board; the gold goes to ReeEra for outstanding mental gymnastics. (It's not as if those are two of the most widely known cards, to the point that even I, a guy who knows basically nothing about the franchise, recognize them.)

"People died because of PewDiePie." ---ResetEra user

Has this actually been said so explicitly before? I seem to recall the blame being slightly more indirect around the time of the Christchurch shooting.
 
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These are some of my absolute favorite topics on Resetera. You get a lot of white men who felt they needed to escape the patriarchy and privilege so decided to become troons screaming at biological women because they claim they're now more oppressed. All wrong-think biological women get the bullet.

And they wonder why exceptional TERFs are on the rise? Intersectionality is the gift that keeps on giving. It turns millions of progressive normies against these people. "Never trust American white women". You might as well drop some "Never trust a Jew" in there instead 🤔

Resetera, it's literally Stormfront for troons.

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And then you get this cancer adding to the above.

Great forum Isamu Fukui.
 
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I'm reminded of a South Park episode from like a decade ago where Cartman figured out he could make whatever accusations he wanted by claiming he was "just asking questions". "I'm not calling you a Nazi I'm just asking if you are one :)"

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Again, the only "association" Girlfriend Reviews has with PDP that we've seen is the one time they namedropped him. But why let that stop your endless shitposting?

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Eventually people get tired and tell Astro to fuck off...

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...at which point moderation swoops in to save him.

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I don't think using racial slurs and donating money to charity are even remotely comparable but whatever. I dunno if the spinoff of a forum that once gave future convicted pedophile and mom-beater Amirox money that he used to buy drugs has much of a leg to stand on either.

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"So what if that money can save lives PDP said "nigger" once!"

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I too support punishing charities for the crime of being chosen by people I dislike.

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ERA user shocked to discover most normal people don't autistically vet every single person they come into contact with for potential wrongthink part 735.

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Let's not forget all the innocent blood PDP has spilled with his Youtube videos.

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"Not every single person on the planet is a Nazi" IS JUST WHAT A NAZI WOULD SAY

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Fortunately this cropped picture of Twitter follows conclusively proves that PDP is in fact, Hitler himself.

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EVERYONE IS A NAZI

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Prime is "just asking questions"

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ERA really, really hates charity.

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I mean they fucking REALLY hate it.

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Ah yes he was just playing a role... in this series he co-wrote and directed. Impossible to glean his true intentions!

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reposting this one because imagine how awkward it would be if somebody in the thread had previously claimed that Christchurch was literally caused by PDP's catchphrase haha

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I wonder how much money Cheebo has donated to charity. Anyone wanna take a guess?

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FUCK CHARITY

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I REJECT YOUR REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN

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ENHANCE

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Want to see what going full tard looks like?

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Making everything about yourself and your impotent rage while two other functioning men do more for charity than you will ever do in your life.

"Do the right thing Jack, before it's too late".

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Oh no, is Resetera going to cancel Jack Black? How will he ever recover from the "Gaming forum" that has like no industry people, devs or people of relevance using it because the industry the forum is supposed to be involved in all hate it.

Something funny to finish us off though

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How to change one man overnight... ruin his income and call him a rapist.

Don't worry Isamu, they'll come for your $ chasing centrist Asian ass eventually. For now just hide from your own forum and keep "hiring" lolcow moderators to make it appear you are truly woke.
 
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