NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[Dante Alighieri]

So why not spoiler furfag shit?

 

[Denmark Mafia]

So why not spoiler furfag shit?

At this point their whole website basically IS furfag shit. We have reached furry singularity.

Spoiler

You're right

 

[FuckedUp]

Holy shit, I just got this while browsing ResetERA:

I even have AdBlock on

 

[Autismo]

Wow congrats!

 

[DriveByTrolling]

The Contrapoins thread has shown us that non-binary faggots are treated worse than jews in a concentration camp and thus need special protection on ResetEra.

What better way to do this than make another obscure thread full of great content:

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Non-binary creators appreciation thread

All Non-binary people are valid! There's no threshold! If you feel you are, you are! I wanted to make a thread highlighting the non-binary creators out there. If there are NB creators you're a fan of, here's the spot to shill them! Artists, musicians, cosplayers, developers, actors, writers...

www.resetera.com

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ITS ALWAYS FUCKING FURRIES DO THESE PEOPLE EVER LISTEN TO THEMSELVES?

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Of course Kyuuji would link to more furry trash. S T U N N I N G

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Why are they all obsessed with fucking animals???


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TRUSCUM

TroonEra stay safe, these NB folx are fighting against you in the oppression olympics and they don't even need to cut their dicks off and wear dresses to do it. Way easier and just as effective? Better claim your place while you still can!

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Non-binaries have to be the laziest faggots on this planet. When you want to be a troon but you can't even show enough effort to try.

I guess this is Resetera's final form. NeoGAF was the black culture thread and Enzoms turf. Resetera started off making it clear the troons were more important than the blacks.

Now it's time for the non-binaries to make the troons look like failures as it's 2019 and you can literally be non-binary Jim Sterling in a dress and be more special than any troon.

The furries were bad enough given Nepenthe making it clear fucking dogs was okay and Cerium eating dogs. But this non-binary invasion is truly going to destroy Resetera for all the progressive normies.

 

[Denmark Mafia]

Non-binaries have to be the laziest faggots on this planet. When you want to be a troon but you can't even show enough effort to try.

I guess this is Resetera's final form. NeoGAF was the black culture thread and Enzoms turf. Resetera started off making it clear the troons were more important than the blacks.

Now it's time for the non-binaries to make the troons look like failures as it's 2019 and you can literally be non-binary Jim Sterling in a dress and be more special than any troon.

The furries were bad enough given Nepenthe making it clear fucking dogs was okay and Cerium eating dogs. But this non-binary invasion is truly going to destroy Resetera for all the progressive normies.

Enbies rise up! excelsiorlef is waxing his dilation stick as we speak to prepare for Gamergate 3.0. The great Troon/Enbie war is upon us.
God help us all.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

BossAttack has been a problematic normie for a while. He might even be a black Conservative.

So it's a good thing the Chinese dictator quickly put him in his place and locked his topic

This thread has run its course...

Thread locked. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is this a thing? Yadda, yadda don't mod whine [THREAD LOCKED]. Listen, I once made a good-faith thread about why more shit posting should be allowed. Call me a fool, but I feel the forum...

www.resetera.com

As we all know what this message really means is the zoo animals were making themselves look extra exceptional and we locked the topic before they harmed themselves and made Resetera look even more unhinged.

The Alt-Right Playbook: How to Radicalize a Normie

Man, that moment at 9:15 about fandom's being welcoming of POC/LGBT members until they bring identity into the conversation hit really close to home. I remember personally I hit that crossroad when I was deep into the Dragon Age fandom in the old Bioware forums. The community liked to pride...

www.resetera.com

Zero self-awareness. Where do you think you are?

 

[AnOminous]

I guess this is Resetera's final form. NeoGAF was the black culture thread and Enzoms turf.

Hilarious. On the white supremacist shithole that is REEEE, a white man was the ruler of the black people thread.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

Want to see a good old fashioned case of ownage on the internet?

You'll remember how Resetera had about 20 topics saying the Joker movie was going to cause a super deluxe ultra incel rising up and cyborg-incels were going to be on the streets gunning down troons and non-binaries? You can't not remember, it's all we heard for weeks. Non-stop howling from drooling tards posting MSM articles saying the movie should be banned like we're in China.

Then it came out... nothing happened and some woke normies even noticed it has some LEFTIST POLITICS messaging in it.

Enter



Yes, no self-awareness and an assmad double down that produces howling you can hear from the moon.

But wait

Joaquin Phoenix's Joker mask & makeup spotted during protests in Chile, Lebanon and Hong Kong

It's come full circle, from the fearmongering that incels would rise up to pro-Democracy protestors rising up. Absolutely hilarious and inspiring. It's great isn't it

www.resetera.com

Oooooooo. This whole topic is full of normies taking the piss out of the Era tards. Shugga, as usual, is in there showing how fucking mad he is that others are calling out the PROMINENT lunatics that run Resetera.

But let's take a look at that post cagey linked to

Todd Phillips on Joker Fears: "What’s outstanding to me... is how easily the far left can sound like the far right when it suits their agenda"

I'm not seeing much good faith tbh you haven't even seen the movie There are plenty of people who have seen it and reported on it. I believe the script is out there as well

www.resetera.com

"Seriously, as an American I already always check my exits when I go to the movies now and the reality is that a lot of theaters are designed so that you will be running toward your attacker if you need to escape."

What an absolute fucking lunatic shrieking like excelsiorlef when it can't dilate for a week. The insanity off of this post because of a comic book movie coming out.

But it gets even better, here comes the triple down, because one thing we know, when you're an inpatient in the Resetera asylum no amount of medication or facts can make you stop howling

Joaquin Phoenix's Joker mask & makeup spotted during protests in Chile, Lebanon and Hong Kong

get inspired by better movies *looks for another socially-relevant movie from 2019 that could inspire an identity-obscuring make-up mask* ...

www.resetera.com

"the Joker movie is going to activate the hidden beast inside otherwise docile men"

"As a woman I'm also hyper alert when I walk the streets at night. If I don't get attacked, was I "wrong" in being cautious?"

Time to play the "But I'm a woman!" card in order to try and say your unhinged shrieking from a few weeks ago is justified even if the cyborg-incel army didn't rise up and start gunning down troons, non-binaries and now... women as well.

These people are absolutely broken and as much as we laugh at their insanity, they really should be locked up in padded rooms. It's time for Isamu Fukui to require a medical license for running this asylum.

I'm sure we all agree Resetera is the most well-adjusted forum on the internet, the go-to site for advice, political education, gaming news and all-round fun? Right? This is what I've been told it is by the prominent members who explain its the best elite club run by a friendly Asian who is incredibly smart, welcoming and full of fun and laughter.

....

A thread for those who are mentally done

This is not a suicidal thoughts thread. I am so mentally done. Like at work, and I know I post about work all the time, I just don’t have the mental capacity to deal with anything anymore. I feel blank up there. And I just don’t want to interact with anyone. Anyone else feel like this?

www.resetera.com

First 4 replies







Oh look, there is BDS, the unhinged lunatic that is constantly telling everyone else how to live their life. BDS must have an amazing life that evil normies would be jealous of?





Wait a minute, a moderator too? But I thought our Lord and Savior Isamu Fukui picked the absolute best of the best. The smartest, most enlightened and most stable people to moderate and care for his amazing community.

Have I been duped? We're only at post 20 and I feel like killing myself





Are you telling me there are another 3 pages of this and counting? But I thought as a Hitler-normie I had to do my best to look up to these people and try and be these people?

Remember everyone, these people are utterly miserable. Yet they are the voices we have to listen to and the demands we have to cater for.

Anyone that uses Resetera non-ironically becomes one of these miserable lunatics that just wants to die. I'm not even sure of the whereabouts of our boy Diggeh now. He just wanted to whiteknight Ms.Galaxy and stop her getting repeatedly kidnapped by THQ Nordic.

 

[Dreamland]

Did they just misgender a trans person? Guess trannies with wrongthink aren't truly trans.

Buck Angel actually looks like a man, so they assumed he was MtF.

In general, FtM people are less noisy or lolcow-material, they also seem to have a smaller array of mental diseases and don't really boast them like medals from a war. They also co-opt the masculine idea of reaching your goals by imitating successful examples and through hard work (opposite to the feminine tenets of screeching and openly lamenting the fact that the world doesn't give you what you want simply because you desire it). Besides taking testosterone and oxandrolone they also usually gotta hit the gym like their life depends on it in order to reshape that frame into something more chiselled, even with the test it usually an uphill battle, i can respect that.
What i don't respect is 43-year old unshaven ogres with a bodily hygiene problem demanding to be worshipped like the paragon of womanly beauty, they put absolutely no effort in maintaining a facade of appearance, they just complain how their world has to accept their warped vision of themselves as it's truth. Resetera's trannies are of an especially vile breed which is only reinforced by the bubble in which they have locked themselves.
They're gamers who are so obsessed with Easy Mode that they surgically and pharmaceutically have attempted to change the difficulty settings for themselves.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

In general, FtM people are less noisy or lolcow-material, they also seem to have a smaller array of mental diseases and don't really boast them like medals from a war. They also co-opt the masculine idea of reaching your goals by imitating successful examples and through hard work (opposite to the feminine tenets of screeching and openly lamenting the fact that the world doesn't give you what you want simply because you desire it). Besides taking testosterone and oxandrolone they also usually gotta hit the gym like their life depends on it in order to reshape that frame into something more chiselled, even with the test it usually an uphill battle, i can respect that.
What i don't respect is 43-year old unshaven ogres with a bodily hygiene problem demanding to be worshipped like the paragon of womanly beauty, they put absolutely no effort in maintaining a facade of appearance, they just complain how their world has to accept their warped vision of themselves as it's truth. Resetera's trannies are of an especially vile breed which is only reinforced by the bubble in which they have locked themselves.
They're gamers who are so obsessed with Easy Mode that they surgically and pharmaceutically have attempted to change the difficulty settings for themselves.

Good post but I'd interject here and say most of Resetera doesn't really play games. But yes, those that do need journalist mode and they also instantly stop playing the second there is problematic content. Like a straight white male character makes a joke onscreen.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

"Seriously, as an American I already always check my exits when I go to the movies now and the reality is that a lot of theaters are designed so that you will be running toward your attacker if you need to escape."

Designed to be running towards your attacker, who is both in front of you and behind you? So, Heisenberg's shooter?

Cinemas have had both front and rear exits since at least the 90s, or whenever the last major cinema fire burned the shit out of everyone.

 

[FuckedUp]

Cinemas have had both front and rear exits since at least the 90s, or whenever the last major cinema fire burned the shit out of everyone.

Only since the 90s? I thought they'd had something that basic since at least the 50's. I know the Station Nightclub locked their fire exits in fucking 2003 but that was shitty management, not the builders.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Only since the 90s? I thought they'd had something that basic since at least the 50's. I know the Station Nightclub locked their fire exits in fucking 2003 but was shitty management, not the builders.

I honestly can't remember. I'd imagine the chains had front exits way before that due to prior barbecues, but there were still a lot of independent theaters going into the 90s, and a lot of them didn't, due to legacy building codes.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Good post but I'd interject here and say most of Resetera doesn't really play games. But yes, those that do need journalist mode and they also instantly stop playing the second there is problematic content. Like a straight white male character makes a joke onscreen.

They play walking simulators.

 

[Judge Dredd]

ITS ALWAYS FUCKING FURRIES DO THESE PEOPLE EVER LISTEN TO THEMSELVES?

It's not even good furries either. It's never Fred Perry (Gold Digger) or Dean Dodrill (Dust: An Elysian Tail), it's always some troon that draws hideous pastel coloured abominations. It's CalArts with cat ears.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

It's not even good furries either. It's never Fred Perry (Gold Digger) or Dean Dodrill (Dust: An Elysian Tail), it's always some troon that draws hideous pastel coloured abominations. It's CalArts with cat ears.

Good... furry? I'm afraid I don't follow.

 

[InfamyBrah]

Now that the infamous ZhugeEx isn't an admin anymore, Resetera members are starting to unleash on him a little, going as far as labeling him an attention-whore.

It all begin with him hinting at something coming :

A thread is created on Resetera https://www.resetera.com/threads/zhugeex-unexpected-news-about-a-sony-first-party-title-soon.148696/

Ban wave for "not sucking ancient staff's cock" incoming ?

On an other subject, some people speak about astroturfing on Resetera, something everyone with half a brain would suspect :

Xbox Game Pass is the best thing to happen to gaming

I just finished playing Gears of War 5, and what a ride it was. And this was only possible thanks to game pass. There really is no better value proposition than game pass. I am gobsmacked at how good of a service it is - it doesn't cost much per month, and you have a wealth of AAA titles...

www.resetera.com

Bit_Reactor, you really think the world is that fucked ? That PR companies would invest money to shill their product online ? That Cerium, the owner of the very same forum you post in, could be a Nintendo shill for years (back on gaf), that he could have ties with Nintendo threehouses ? That he receive personal invitation to products presentation from Nintendo, directly on his mail adress ? Nah, I refuse to believe it. Take your warning for making sens though.

Careful now.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

Apart from the shilling being brought up in the post above this one, we also have some more drama now with the troons who want Chelsea Manning to join the 41% club

Bernie Sanders pledges to end practice of prosecuting whistleblowers under the Espionage Act. Edward Snowden: "Whoa."

Not understanding the logic of some people here. So it's not ok to protect whistleblowers when the whistleblowers are people that have shitty takes on things?

www.resetera.com

The Bernie Bros including a moderator are excited

But wait



MUH RUSSIANS, MANNING SHOULD BE JAILED!

2020 is going to break these people. We just need YAS QUEEN to run again at the last minute. SLAY QUEEN. The feminist choice. Hillary Clinton.

 

[Denmark Mafia]

Want to see a good old fashioned case of ownage on the internet?

You'll remember how Resetera had about 20 topics saying the Joker movie was going to cause a super deluxe ultra incel rising up and cyborg-incels were going to be on the streets gunning down troons and non-binaries? You can't not remember, it's all we heard for weeks. Non-stop howling from drooling tards posting MSM articles saying the movie should be banned like we're in China.

Then it came out... nothing happened and some woke normies even noticed it has some LEFTIST POLITICS messaging in it.

Enter

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Yes, no self-awareness and an assmad double down that produces howling you can hear from the moon.

But wait

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Joaquin Phoenix's Joker mask & makeup spotted during protests in Chile, Lebanon and Hong Kong

It's come full circle, from the fearmongering that incels would rise up to pro-Democracy protestors rising up. Absolutely hilarious and inspiring. It's great isn't it

www.resetera.com

Oooooooo. This whole topic is full of normies taking the piss out of the Era tards. Shugga, as usual, is in there showing how fucking mad he is that others are calling out the PROMINENT lunatics that run Resetera.

But let's take a look at that post cagey linked to

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Todd Phillips on Joker Fears: "What’s outstanding to me... is how easily the far left can sound like the far right when it suits their agenda"

I'm not seeing much good faith tbh you haven't even seen the movie There are plenty of people who have seen it and reported on it. I believe the script is out there as well

www.resetera.com

"Seriously, as an American I already always check my exits when I go to the movies now and the reality is that a lot of theaters are designed so that you will be running toward your attacker if you need to escape."

What an absolute fucking lunatic shrieking like excelsiorlef when it can't dilate for a week. The insanity off of this post because of a comic book movie coming out.

But it gets even better, here comes the triple down, because one thing we know, when you're an inpatient in the Resetera asylum no amount of medication or facts can make you stop howling

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Joaquin Phoenix's Joker mask & makeup spotted during protests in Chile, Lebanon and Hong Kong

get inspired by better movies *looks for another socially-relevant movie from 2019 that could inspire an identity-obscuring make-up mask* ...

www.resetera.com

"the Joker movie is going to activate the hidden beast inside otherwise docile men"

"As a woman I'm also hyper alert when I walk the streets at night. If I don't get attacked, was I "wrong" in being cautious?"

Time to play the "But I'm a woman!" card in order to try and say your unhinged shrieking from a few weeks ago is justified even if the cyborg-incel army didn't rise up and start gunning down troons, non-binaries and now... women as well.

These people are absolutely broken and as much as we laugh at their insanity, they really should be locked up in padded rooms. It's time for Isamu Fukui to require a medical license for running this asylum.

Imagine being disappointed and crying over the fact that no massacre happened.

Also "AS A WOMAN"

Pro tip: Fat stubbled men usually don't get butt-raped when walking the streets at night. Doesn't mean they wouldn't like it though.

Apart from the shilling being brought up in the post above this one, we also have some more drama now with the troons who want Chelsea Manning to join the 41% club

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Bernie Sanders pledges to end practice of prosecuting whistleblowers under the Espionage Act. Edward Snowden: "Whoa."

Not understanding the logic of some people here. So it's not ok to protect whistleblowers when the whistleblowers are people that have shitty takes on things?

www.resetera.com

The Bernie Bros including a moderator are excited

But wait

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MUH RUSSIANS, MANNING SHOULD BE JAILED!

2020 is going to break these people. We just need YAS QUEEN to run again at the last minute. SLAY QUEEN. The feminist choice. Hillary Clinton.

Gotta love Noah Andrew Patton's tag "THE OLD GUARD". "LOOK AT ME I ONCE WAS IMPORTANT IN LIFE". Sweet Nicole's legacy is really something to look up to. He basically ran away crying after some PC gamers quoted one of his posts. Also nobody fucking liked this troon, the goodbye thread was a ghost town.

Nintendo of Japan apologizes for not telling customers that TMS #FE Encore is based on altered Western version of the original, offering full refunds

All I'm saying is that a separate entity outside of development team made changes to the finish released product solely to circumvent hypothetical controversy. If I write a book and I'm being funded by the publisher to do so and a branch of that company in another country decides to alter that...

www.resetera.com

Surprised he got a ban for that. Seems pretty tame for Era discourse.