NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[EmpGulcasa]

Chick-fil-a rules.

Also, there's literally zero chance these idiots don't consume at least one product made by a company whose CEO donates to something they don't like. It's like, not possible to live in a country like this and not do that at some level. Getting angry about it is pointless.

 

[Ververg]

What they need to do is resurrect Diggeh and make him post copypastas about how Chik Fil A child porn'd kitchenmotors

 

[AnOminous]

What they need to do is resurrect Diggeh and make him post copypastas about how Chik Fil A child porn'd kitchenmotors

Did they finally ban that annoying sped? Can you imagine a legitimate vidya forum that wouldn't just ban some moron who endlessly spammed the same copypasta to every thread about a game he didn't like? Dude was worse than the troons. (Apparently not, he's still there.)

 

[DriveByTrolling]

Kitchenmotors was 30 in 2012. Yes, this tard is now nearly 40.

One year ago today I was diagnosed with cancer.

On May 31st, 2012 I received a call from my urologist, Dr. Kim. I just had blood work done earlier in the week because of an enlarged testicle and Dr. Kim wanted to rule out the possibility of cancer. I had some discomfort and swelling that went on for a little under a month. I was given...

www.neogaf.com

Pictures with his boyfriend in that topic.

Couldn't even make his cancer target

Let's help Kitchenmotors out with his unexpected cancer surgery!

Note: I asked if it was alright to post this, but if any mods have any concerns please feel free to do as you see fit. So, some of you guys have seen Kitchenmotors around GAF or in real life. He's an awesome guy. I've had the pleasure of seeing him around in TinyGAF a few years back, and met...

www.neogaf.com

Unexpected Cancer Surgery organized by Alex Rodriguez

After my battle with Testicular Cancer in 2012 with an Orchiectomy and 3 rounds of Chemothera… Alex Rodriguez needs your support for Unexpected Cancer Surgery

www.gofundme.com

Cancer sucks but if you're going to be this much of a hysterical faggot, maybe it would have been better if cancer ended your miserable existence early?

Going that fucking insane over people eating chicken is not normal.

I have no sympathy for people that are massive assholes like this and won't leave normal people alone.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Kitchenmotors was 30 in 2012. Yes, this tard is now nearly 40.

One year ago today I was diagnosed with cancer.

On May 31st, 2012 I received a call from my urologist, Dr. Kim. I just had blood work done earlier in the week because of an enlarged testicle and Dr. Kim wanted to rule out the possibility of cancer. I had some discomfort and swelling that went on for a little under a month. I was given...

www.neogaf.com

Pictures with his boyfriend in that topic.

Couldn't even make his cancer target

Let's help Kitchenmotors out with his unexpected cancer surgery!

Note: I asked if it was alright to post this, but if any mods have any concerns please feel free to do as you see fit. So, some of you guys have seen Kitchenmotors around GAF or in real life. He's an awesome guy. I've had the pleasure of seeing him around in TinyGAF a few years back, and met...

www.neogaf.com

Unexpected Cancer Surgery organized by Alex Rodriguez

After my battle with Testicular Cancer in 2012 with an Orchiectomy and 3 rounds of Chemothera… Alex Rodriguez needs your support for Unexpected Cancer Surgery

www.gofundme.com

Cancer sucks but if you're going to be this much of a hysterical faggot, maybe it would have been better if cancer ended your miserable existence early?

Going that fucking insane over people eating chicken is not normal.

I have no sympathy for people that are massive assholes like this and won't leave normal people alone.

With only one ball, he's more of a tranny than most of Ree's troons.

 

[Kheapathic]

Chick-fil-a rules.

Also, there's literally zero chance these idiots don't consume at least one product made by a company whose CEO donates to something they don't like. It's like, not possible to live in a country like this and not do that at some level. Getting angry about it is pointless.

I'd honestly consider trying to create something that aggregates charity donations and indexes who made them, then cross-reference CEO's, celebrities, and other high-profile types. That way we can create webs of trust to ensure consumers are only giving their money to people/organizations they find ethically compliant. Not because there's money in it; because I find it funny that companies try to appease the crowd with [X-Month] events, and knowing that the hysterical masses would take it way too far and either get these companies to play fuck-fuck games, or finally have the companies tell the masses to shut up and eat chicken.

 

[Caffeinated Idol]

Love Chic-Fil-A but damn I'd swap my mornings in a second if Wendy's was open earlier. Sea Salt fries are the shit.

 

[AnOminous]

Pictures with his boyfriend in that topic.

Couldn't even make his cancer target

Lol nobody cares he has ball cancer.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Chick-fil-a rules.

Also, there's literally zero chance these idiots don't consume at least one product made by a company whose CEO donates to something they don't like. It's like, not possible to live in a country like this and not do that at some level. Getting angry about it is pointless.

One of their favorite products to consume is Marvel capeshit. Their current chairman is extremely problematic: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isaac_Perlmutter

In 2015, Laura Perlmutter donated $2 million to a Super-PAC supporting the presidential candidacy of Sen. Marco Rubio.[2]

In January 2016, according to Donald Trump, Isaac intended to donate $1 million to the presidential candidate's wounded veterans initiative at Drake University.[19]

On June 30, 2016, Laurie Perlmutter donated $449,400 to a PAC supporting Donald Trump, and later was part of Trump's Inauguration committee.[20]

In 2019, Ike and Laurie Perlmutter donated roughly $360,000 to the "Trump Victory Joint Fundraising Committee."[21][22]

Bonus lulz:

The restructuring was allegedly due to Feige's "frustration" of working with Perlmutter as well as some alleged controversial comments and actions by Perlmutter, such as replacing the casting of Terrence Howard as James Rhodes with Don Cheadle because black people "look the same."[14] A person with knowledge of his creative approach said, "Ike Perlmutter neither discriminates nor cares about diversity, he just cares about what he thinks will make money."[15]

You don’t see ResetEra talking about this guy but he seems more problematic than the Cathy family who runs Chick Fil A.

 

[Kheapathic]

A person with knowledge of his creative approach said, "Ike Perlmutter neither discriminates nor cares about diversity, he just cares about what he thinks will make money."[15]

God bless that man! People can bitch all they want about companies being evil money hungry pieces of shit that destroy lives through slavery and ruin the environment; but God damnitt we all knew that and didn't like them. We didn't give them special passes for being woke or their C-Levels donating to pet projects. Companies want money and will work to maximize their profit, everything else is optics. When did the general population unlearn this?

 

[Harvey Danger]

PERSONALLY TEAR UP A MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE!

I mean, if someone was to offer a free 10 pack of nuggets in exchange for tearing up a piece of paper...

Let's just say the LGBTQ community would quickly find itself out of "allies" and surrounded by problematic people, if that promotion ever gets made.

 

[Neil]

Asexuality and Discrimination

Note: This is based on personal opinions and while I am asexual, my experiences and opinions do not necessarily speak for the Asexual Community. I wanted to make this thread because I wanted to talk about how asexual discrimination occurs. There is usually confusion at the idea and I wanted to...

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No one really gives a shit about this lunacy



Same as that troon meeting topic that is still stuck at 2 pages.

No one thinks about or cares that you choose to make an identity out of being a virgin for life. No one cared when MGTOWs did it, no one cared when incels did it, no one cares when some prissy transtrender shoves their face into every online discussion screeching about how much they don't want to have sex.

Just logging the asexuals so that The Great Isamu can make sure they're genocided:
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What fear is there to have in telling another person that you're not interested in sex?
Oh yeah, I remember the great 1980s asexual purge. People were so afraid of catching the contagious aura of virginity that wafted from these people's general vicinity that they formed street gangs to beat up suspected asexuals.

 

[Kheapathic]

What fear is there to have in telling another person that you're not interested in sex?
Oh yeah, I remember the great 1980s asexual purge. People were so afraid of catching the contagious aura of virginity that wafted from these people's general vicinity that they formed street gangs to beat up suspected asexuals.

There's an AIDS joke in here somewhere; I just lack the wit to pull it off properly.

 

[OwO What's This?]

What fear is there to have in telling another person that you're not interested in sex?

having chris hansen show up at your door

 

[AnOminous]

When did the general population unlearn this?

You pretty much have to unlearn anything you know about reality, or be dumb enough not to have known anything in the first place, in order to be an unironic commie in >current year.

 

[The Asian Dictator]

Anyone who hates Dream Warriors deserves to die.

The Reset Fag then goes on to praise Dream Master even though Dream Master is Dream Warriors with everything on steroids.

I love Dream Master but to shit on Dream Warriors for drifting to much into cheesy fantasy and then praising Dream Master is peak retard. Dream Master has 1) the flaming dog urine resurrection 2) Freddy wearing Raybans 3) “Wanna suck face” 4) kung fu Freddy 5) Soul Pizza 6) Freddy turning Wendy from Just the Ten of Us into a roach 7) Freddy killed by seeing his own reflection. Its 90 minutes of cheesy fantasy.

 

[Whatsup bud?]

Chick-fil-a rules.

Also, there's literally zero chance these idiots don't consume at least one product made by a company whose CEO donates to something they don't like. It's like, not possible to live in a country like this and not do that at some level. Getting angry about it is pointless.

Considering the body count our modern conveniences cause the rest of the world its a wonder they arent in full Lady Macbeth mode with all the blood on their hands. Whataboutism, though.

 

[Deven]

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I hate these people so much.

 

[Ctrl+Alt+Rt]

The Great Fastfood War has claimed another one.

Dunk's heretical doubts that American company Chick-fil-A literally lynched the gays were swiftly disproven by providing evidence that... Uganda wanted to kill gays I guess:

Truly irrebuttable proof that a Chick-fil-A-funded militia was routing the gays from their bathhouses and gunning them down in the streets.
Others chimed in to point out that Dunk's fact-checking itself was from a heretical source and would not have been done if he were a true believer and ally:

Swiftly, a dozen righteous fingers hammered down on the "Report" button and the wrongthinker who defied the natural order of things by sinfully fact-checking instead of taking everything on faith was dealt with.

By the way, this is what AllSides says about the Washington Examiner:

After AllSides conducted an extensive editorial review of the Washington Examiner in Sept. 2018, our team decided to move the Washington Examiner from its previous media bias rating of Right to Lean Right.

During the editorial review, our team noted that the Washington Examiner's media bias is reflected in the fact that its story choice is conservative, but the stories are not presented in a way that is as sensationalist or exaggerated as is seen in many far Right media outlets. The Washington Examiner does showcase Democratic or Left-leaning points of view, even giving them a place as a top headline, and covers different sides of various issues.

According to The Hill, Chick-fil-A already stopped donating to the two groups it was supporting that oppose same-sex marriage: The Salvation Army and Fellowship of Christian Athletes. Also according to The Hill, Chick-fil-A made a donation to the Southern Poverty Law Center, which tracks groups it labels anti-LGBT hate groups.

But The Hill's bias rating is "Center", so maybe that's too right-wing for Resetera. If it's not a furry tranny reporting the news, it ain't real.

 

[Dr. Dickhead]

The Great Fastfood War has claimed another one.

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Dunk's heretical doubts that American company Chick-fil-A literally lynched the gays were swiftly disproven by providing evidence that... Uganda wanted to kill gays I guess:

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Truly irrebuttable proof that a Chick-fil-A-funded militia was routing the gays from their bathhouses and gunning them down in the streets.
Others chimed in to point out that Dunk's fact-checking itself was from a heretical source and would not have been done if he were a true believer and ally:

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Swiftly, a dozen righteous fingers hammered down on the "Report" button and the wrongthinker who defied the natural order of things by sinfully fact-checking instead of taking everything on faith was dealt with.

By the way, this is what AllSides says about the Washington Examiner:


According to The Hill, Chick-fil-A already stopped donating to the two groups it was supporting that oppose same-sex marriage: The Salvation Army and Fellowship of Christian Athletes. Also according to The Hill, Chick-fil-A made a donation to the Southern Poverty Law Center, which tracks groups it labels anti-LGBT hate groups.

But The Hill's bias rating is "Center", so maybe that's too right-wing for Resetera. If it's not a furry tranny reporting the news, it ain't real.

After reading this, I am going to Chick Fil A later