NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

DriveByTrolling said:
Kitchenmotors was 30 in 2012. Yes, this tard is now nearly 40.

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One year ago today I was diagnosed with cancer.

On May 31st, 2012 I received a call from my urologist, Dr. Kim. I just had blood work done earlier in the week because of an enlarged testicle and Dr. Kim wanted to rule out the possibility of cancer. I had some discomfort and swelling that went on for a little under a month. I was given...
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Pictures with his boyfriend in that topic.

Couldn't even make his cancer target

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Let's help Kitchenmotors out with his unexpected cancer surgery!

Note: I asked if it was alright to post this, but if any mods have any concerns please feel free to do as you see fit. So, some of you guys have seen Kitchenmotors around GAF or in real life. He's an awesome guy. I've had the pleasure of seeing him around in TinyGAF a few years back, and met...
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www.gofundme.com

Unexpected Cancer Surgery organized by Alex Rodriguez

After my battle with Testicular Cancer in 2012 with an Orchiectomy and 3 rounds of Chemothera… Alex Rodriguez needs your support for Unexpected Cancer Surgery
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Cancer sucks but if you're going to be this much of a hysterical faggot, maybe it would have been better if cancer ended your miserable existence early?

Going that fucking insane over people eating chicken is not normal.

I have no sympathy for people that are massive assholes like this and won't leave normal people alone.
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How do you survive cancer and then complain that people talking about chicken makes you feel unsafe? How?
 
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Oh Shit I'm Sorry said:
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Reset "If you're black, you sit at the back" Era
Reset "If your skin is dark, you aren't allowed in our park" Era
Reset "Dark skin is a sin" Era
Reset "No rights for non-whites" Era
Reset "Know your place, inferior race" Era
Reset "Civil rights? Not on our website" Era
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Rich and white trustfund Troons assert their place at the top of the victimhood pyrmaid.
 
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DriveByTrolling said:
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‘World’s first’ festival for women, trans and non-binary people set to return despite being ruled discriminatory against cis men

Statement Festival is a newly launched festival that was created as a response to the countless sexual assaults towards women that has occurred at several music festivals. The festival will be Sweden’s first large music festival free from cis-men, and the purpose is to make a clear statement...
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So some super woke tranny festival declares itself man free and bans men. Good, right?

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NOPE! They allow transmen, it's just cis men they ban. YIKES! We all know 👏 TRANSMEN 👏 ARE 👏 MEN 👏 so the patriarchy is still going to kill all the troons and women at this festival.

But Windrunner, that post is PROBLEMATIC AS FUCK



I think we've found a new moderator who needs to be curbstomped like Royalan.

Imagine not letting non-binaries and gender fluids into this festival because MEN ARE MEN. I'm literally shaking right now. What if I identify as a woman on the day of the festival? Will Windrunner try to kill me because I'm a female non-binary transman who is a woman that day?

Louis C.K. to Crowd in Israel: "I’d Rather Be in Auschwitz Than New York City"

Today in Yikes https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/louis-ck-crowd-israel-i-d-rather-be-auschwitz-new-york-city-1258530 During his performance, the comedian said he used to love New York City, his home for many years, but that now he hates it, implying it's because of the negative attention...
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I can't be bothered screencapping this topic as it's just reeeeing, but Louis CK tells some Jew jokes and a Jewish audience laugh. Resetera acts offended on behalf of Jews and yet again start crying over comedy.

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Your Daily Dose of :) : Star Wars actor Billy Dee Williams embraces gender fluidity using him and her pronouns

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker star Billy Dee Williams has embraced gender fluidity by using him and her pronouns in a new interview. Speaking to Esquire, Williams, who is best known for playing the role of Lando Calrissian in the Star Wars franchise, was discussing a guide to being cool and...
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Finally, excelsiorlef's unhinged tranny rage in that topic ends up with another "KNOW YOUR PLACE NIGGER" Resetera tranny special. Black man BossAttack gets banned for upsetting excelsiorlef.

Remember, if you are genderfluid it's okay to beat the shit out of women. Isamu Fukui's Resetera confirms this.
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You know, when I want to understand the context of a joke in someone's stand-up, I find READING IT IN TEXT FORM is best.

/sneed

Stay funny, ResetERA. You massive incels
 
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Kostaja said:
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A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one
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Ah, ResetERA. The only place on the internet where bringing up uncomfortable facts about people and exposing harmful behavior is acceptable unless it's about a gender person. Then you're just ruining everyone's fun!
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Very ironic for people who love to cancel each other over minor shit. This topic along with the one about body slamming an old woman makes me wonder if ERA has some misogyny problems it needs to work out as well.
 
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Dreamland said:
The two groups are slowly on a collision course with each other. Isamu best have a good plan to contain the situation before it degrades further.
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"Well, the business man in me recognizes that 13% is more than .01% and percentages are pretty tricky, but the marketer in me says that's stupid and I should cater to the loud brightly colored people." -- Isamu Fukyu, probably
 
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PrincessHomura said:
Billy Dee Williams' Wikipedia page has now been edited to remove every instance of calling him "him" or "he" and instead refers to him as "them" or "they". This is so fucking exceptional.
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I'm sure loud alarms go off in each Wikipedian's douche-cave whenever a public figure is at risk of misgendering
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FYI the scanner has been acting up since the infrastructure change, but I'm not really sure why. I almost want to blame it ResetEra changing their webdesign at the same time. I put in a lazy hack mitigation, but I need to troubleshoot some more, and then run a long backlog scan or something.

Basically everything is slowly breaking and I've never been more disinterested in ResetEra.
 
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CrunkLord420 said:
FYI the scanner has been acting up since the infrastructure change, but I'm not really sure why. I almost want to blame it ResetEra changing their webdesign at the same time. I put in a lazy hack mitigation, but I need to troubleshoot some more, and then run a long backlog scan or something.

Basically everything is slowly breaking and I've never been more disinterested in ResetEra.
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Isamu Fukui has finally defeated you

(:_(
 
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DriveByTrolling said:
And we'll post the homophobe article

:cunningpepe:

But to be fair on Isamu I will include a link to the article from a few years later where it becomes known the librarian is a cannibal pedo.

Mainly because it won't matter to Resetera, Cerium still chose to be homophobic in the library.

One of you autists that is good at drawing needs to do an art sketch of the school library scene where Isamu is screaming FAGGOT at the flamboyant gay librarian (who is an older man).




Asch is a monster

https://heavy.com/news/2018/01/librarian-convicted-planning-kidnap-murder-rape/

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Man jailed 15 years for plotting to rape and murder women

A former New York City high school librarian was sentenced to 15 years in prison on Monday after he was found guilty of conspiring to rape and murder women with people he met online.
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But still, Cerium was homophobic in the library. This is problematic.
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hold on a second
mister resetera has a record of screaming FAGGOT at some faggot librarian at his school?
and said faggot was actually a crazy psycho who was drafting plans to kidnap, rape, torture and murder kids?
what a twist
 
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