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NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus
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Still can't get over the fact that in less than a week Hobbes went from threatening to ragequit the site forever to campaigning its mods to internet detective people for taking screenshots of his stupid-ass posts. Fucking absolute fucking madlad.
He should lock the forum and make people pay 10 bucks to use it.
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Still can't get over the fact that in less than a week Hobbes went from threatening to ragequit the site forever to campaigning its mods to internet detective people for taking screenshots of his stupid-ass posts. Fucking absolute fucking madlad.
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He should lock the forum and make people pay 10 bucks to use it.
Hobbes is a white male whore for hire. Whatever side gives him attention he's renting his ass out for basement prices. When he was banned he was whoring himself out to all the others banned for 5 days and feeling injustice. Like excelsiorlef who got banned for 30 minutes. Just terrible.
As for Fukui, while he's assmad he's known on the internet now as a homophobic dictator, he also knows it's the zoo animals that keep his forum active. People don't come to the zoo to see the animals sleeping, they want excitement. His asylum provides excitement to thousands online and that provides him $$$.
He's simply got to sell out his own reputation and be one of the most hated lolcows in gaming to get that money, but Tyler Malka is clearly a happy guy, right? Isamu just has to copy the Malka blueprint
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Do I understand this correctly? The poster made a joke, edited his post to tone down/remove the joke, then a mod edited the joke back in so everyone could be properly offended by it?
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Yeah this ain't an EVE online internal alliance forum with sensitive operation info.
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What if they traumatized a rape victim by doing this? The mod responsible should be demodded for normalizing rape jokes.
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Maybe, but the fragile mods sometimes edit comments they get triggered at when doing the ban but I assume Isamu tells them that will go against their "transparency".
So the mod then has to add back what the poster said.
Other times someone gets dogpiled for a joke, then says sorry and edits their post and 30 minutes later gets banned anyway
The best thing about posting this is it wouldn't be hard for someone who knows Blizzard employees to ask if this is bullshit
It's the most over the top piece of satire you could find on an internet forum, hitting all the bullet points including blaming Florida, but because it's Resetera it instantly has to be believed.
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Some of you are alright, don't come to Ayeroilen tomorrow.
I could definitely see them going overboard with these measures if they had the means to implement them, they have a lot of feelings to protect. Which is even more important to kernite mining programs, gate camping schedules ,and POS bubble popping.
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Hobbes is a white male whore for hire. Whatever side gives him attention he's renting his ass out for basement prices. When he was banned he was whoring himself out to all the others banned for 5 days and feeling injustice. Like excelsiorlef who got banned for 30 minutes. Just terrible.
As for Fukui, while he's assmad he's known on the internet now as a homophobic dictator, he also knows it's the zoo animals that keep his forum active. People don't come to the zoo to see the animals sleeping, they want excitement. His asylum provides excitement to thousands online and that provides him $$$.
He's simply got to sell out his own reputation and be one of the most hated lolcows in gaming to get that money, but Tyler Malka is clearly a happy guy, right? Isamu just has to copy the Malka blueprint
Isamu is just going to coast along making money off the defectives until they inevitably turn on him. I wonder what will bring it all down. It will take something spectacular to beat Tyler’s Shower Goblin.
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Ah, I see we're at the logical conclusion to safe spaces, where troons are now convinced that they are only "safe" if their forums are hidden, and they are never seen or heard in public.
Y'know, I really don't have a problem with this!
Y'know, I really don't have a problem with this!
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Resetera: LGBT topics are only for LGBT. Black topics are only for blacks. Autism topics are only for autists. Topics claiming they are only for women are not for men*. Star Wars topics are only for Cheebo to fly into fits of autistic rage.
Resetera: Do we segregate more than a Klan rally?
*except for this topic which is actually 95% men complaining about titties https://www.resetera.com/threads/wh...ave-no-pants-and-i-must-scream-read-op.65064/
Resetera: Do we segregate more than a Klan rally?
*except for this topic which is actually 95% men complaining about titties https://www.resetera.com/threads/wh...ave-no-pants-and-i-must-scream-read-op.65064/
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> dx with ASD at 43 years old
Yeah fuck right off. IM-clinical-E you can generally tell if someone has ASD, or schizophrenia for that matter, by interacting with them for more than 5 minutes, the rest is formality. Yes there are exceptions. But especially after the level of memeing up the Sperging Syndrome got before and after it ceased to exist as an actual billable diagnosis (*this is importantantly distinct from it being considered as a phenomenon, people fail to understand this*) then anyone who was "diagnosed as an adult, recently" is doing this for SJ points or for the lulz.
> the rest of that pity party
> sucide attempt at 9
this would be how people get actual, useful diagnoses. doubt.png thathappened.jpeg
> putting actual triggering shit in the trigger warning
nigger. do you even know how to meme a TW?
> abuse
> whipped by a belt
yeah fuck off I work with actual victims of child abuse and generally speaking this is more normal-in-your-parents-generation than it is actual child abuse. since they're clearly making this up they could come up with better "bizarre scenarios" (no Chris reference in a few pages so that needed fixing)
> Death threats. I once had to talk a guy down from shooting me
This also actually happened to me (it had to do with this and once everyone calmed their tits it was me it was more hilarious than traumatizing; not before though, fuck) -- this is definitely not the way a person this acutally happened to tells the story though, regardless.
> gender dysphoria
is that an asexual fag flag because I don't even care anymore, but I can only assume this is one of those absolute exceptionals who were referenced before who thought that not liking to get their dick wet 24/7 wall-to-wall made them genderspecial
The rest is just sad real-life fanfiction and not even funny.
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> dx with ASD at 43 years old
Yeah fuck right off. IM-clinical-E you can generally tell if someone has ASD, or schizophrenia for that matter, by interacting with them for more than 5 minutes, the rest is formality. Yes there are exceptions. But especially after the level of memeing up the Sperging Syndrome got before and after it ceased to exist as an actual billable diagnosis (*this is importantantly distinct from it being considered as a phenomenon, people fail to understand this*) then anyone who was "diagnosed as an adult, recently" is doing this for SJ points or for the lulz.
> the rest of that pity party
> sucide attempt at 9
this would be how people get actual, useful diagnoses. doubt.png thathappened.jpeg
> putting actual triggering shit in the trigger warning
nigger. do you even know how to meme a TW?
> abuse
> whipped by a belt
yeah fuck off I work with actual victims of child abuse and generally speaking this is more normal-in-your-parents-generation than it is actual child abuse. since they're clearly making this up they could come up with better "bizarre scenarios" (no Chris reference in a few pages so that needed fixing)
> gender dysphoria
is that an asexual fag flag because I don't even care anymore, but I can only assume this is one of those absolute exceptionals who were referenced before who thought that not liking to get their dick wet 24/7 wall-to-wall made them genderspecial
The red flag for me is
"amazing job at Blizzard working on Overwatch".
I know we live in a time where gaming diversity hires keep getting attempted and then backfiring, but hiring a 43-year-old who posted a manifesto that screams "shooter in the workplace" seems like management negligence on a never before seen scale.
16 years in broadcasting as well, whilst being that unhinged and unstable? Doubt.
RedMercury was an interesting account full of lies and mystery, but FeistyBoots is like someone from the Farms on LSD decided to shitpost and... they lucked their way into prime spokesperson of Resetera.
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Imagine trying to kill yourself 9 times and failing at every single one of them.
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Kitsunelaine got banned for 2 weeks for winding up the Bernie Bros, then self-requested a ban in a tranny rage fit. There's something amazing about Xaszatm saying "you're just binary"
Expect a rant here soon about being oppressed https://twitter.com/Kitsunelaine
Another trans bites the dust. Hobbes, can you help?
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Kitsunelaine got banned for 2 weeks for winding up the Bernie Bros, then self-requested a ban in a tranny rage fit. There's something amazing about Xaszatm saying "you're just binary"
Expect a rant here soon about being oppressed https://twitter.com/Kitsunelaine
Another trans bites the dust. Hobbes, can you help?
Hobbes is a fucking white male. He should stay in his own lane.
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You're absolutely correct, look at what TikTok is doing.
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This is what you get when you never spec into accuracy.