NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

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"Laundering minority opinions"
Is this even English any more? I would say this is my favourite ResetEra-ism in a long time, but we had "boys club behavior" just a couple of days ago.
 
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A trip down memory lane


Then Resetera discovered the IGN host wore what she wanted 🤔

The modern day left and feminists screeching like banshees to suppress and control attractive women and anyone talking about those women, even themselves, is a sight to behold.

Even the most Conservative Christians don't behave like the men and landwhales on Resetera. Amir0x tier projection.

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Hecht is also having a meltdown on Twitter, drinking away his sad life talking about being an admin on Resetera.

Then he decides to pick on @sophnar0747


To which she says


Ouch.
 
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View attachment 1160581 Glad we got a confirmation, stay winning Hecht

Hecht is driving good traffic for our lord and savior @Null

Thanks Hecht. Remember to buy a Kiwifarms t-shirt when the next merch run happens. Support indie developers.

Unlike your "owner", Isamu Fukui, Null doesn't run away and hide from his forum users.

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FinaleFireworker wrote another essay.
 
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Sophia Narwitz wrote an article last week about the cultural bias in the game industry that included an anonymous source and of course was immediately attacked and undermined by the Social Justice Jihadi's. You can see my earlier post about it in the Games Journalism thread.

So Sophia issued them an inherently sensible challenge, to name her one openly conservative games writer:
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Since the people who are actually in the industry are looking like total dumbasses and can't comment on it without being dunked on left and right, we have RetardEra All-Star Hecht (who is followed by no less than 5 current games writers) show up and proceed to (unsurprisingly) make himself look even stupider than Jason Schreier does in the post I linked above.

"Hmmm, what could I use for comparison to a thing that my ideological opponent says doesn't exist that will make them look stupid? I know, a ghost! Something that doesn't fucking exist..."
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Or, maybe he just didn't think at all.

Of course, lots of Twitter denizens swung by to comment and laugh at the drooling sped, including this gem
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And a cameo (bonus points for Amirox reference)
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More apt commentary on Hecht's intellectual prowess
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Edit: Hecht is a hot commodity today, his stock is wayyyy up, two new posts on him just in the time I was putting this one together. Congratulations Hecht!
Edit 2: Looks like I got
🙀 cougared on this one. Donations for Late ratings shall be collected below.
 
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Hecht is following the Lowtax lifestyle of picking fights on twitter and the forum, losing, then drinking until his bones start dissolving. He has yet to arrive at the "losing-his-daughter-and-stomping-poop-through-the-showerdrain" phase, but by the looks of it it's only a matter of time.
Hecht, you're reading this right? Feel free to correct any of this conjecture, we love to hear from you!
 
I know the mods overlook women discussing sexy beefcake. But if they had a multi-page thread about jilling themselves silly to PornHub, would they get a free pass? Or does that only apply if they have penises?

Also, those flagged posts aren't exactly "boys club behavior." That's powerleveling. Most of the men I know IRL have tapered off from these sorts of frank discussions. It's like bringing up the giant mustard shit you took last week. What happens in the toilet stays in the toilet. It's further proof that the average ResetEra mod doesn't venture outside much, except when they put a sock on their head and scream.

I think I'm too old (or dumb) to keep up with all these gender/sexuality labels and acronyms.

The whole genderspecial thing is a young man's game. Most of us have to work in the morning. We don't have time to attend the masked girldick ball and show off the superpowers granted by our rebellious fierceness. In other words, it's Persona 5 if the campy queer couple wasn't cut out.
 
I know the mods overlook women discussing sexy beefcake. But if they had a multi-page thread about jilling themselves silly to PornHub, would they get a free pass? Or does that only apply if they have penises?
There really aren't that many actual women there anyway, mostly soft dudes who wish they were. This whole "boys club" thing they're using now makes it seem like women never make dirty jokes, further proving they've never met one and are more sexist than the people they point their wagging fingers at.
 
There really aren't that many actual women there anyway, mostly soft dudes who wish they were. This whole "boys club" thing they're using now makes it seem like women never make dirty jokes, further proving they've never met one and are more sexist than the people they point their wagging fingers at.

It's mostly insecurity because they all either look like trolls or are insanely depressed and forgot a long time ago how to have fun.

An ugly woman or an ugly man pretending to be a woman can be the most bitter specimens on earth. The jealousy and bitching produces Morrigan. Put Morrigan in a room with titty streamers and she'd be alone in the corner seething with rage.

Most ugly men accept in life to succeed you have to make the best of the hand you are dealt and work on your personality. On Resetera they decide the best thing to do is to be bitter and become someone absolutely no one wants to speak to or go near.

Interesting plan to conquer their portfolio of mental illnesses. It's sure to work and they won't end up being 40 year olds posting suicide threads on Resetera.
 
Ya know, it is pretty remarkable how they keep finding moderators who love to get verbose but can't write coherently for shit. Started with Sweet Nicole but since have had Finale Fireworker, Poodlestrike, Wonderment, Nepenthe, etc.

Then there's whatever it is Slayven does.

It's because they're all uneducated and/or do not work in a setting where simple, effective communication is a daily ritual. Many are unemployed, work retail, one admin I know of is an aircraft mechanic for the US Navy, etc. We're not talking much of a brain trust here.
 
Hecht is driving good traffic for our lord and savior @Null

Thanks Hecht. Remember to buy a Kiwifarms t-shirt when the next merch run happens. Support indie developers.

Unlike your "owner", Isamu Fukui, Null doesn't run away and hide from his forum users.

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FinaleFireworker wrote another essay.
Wait, Yikes, aint this Cisfucker "Cisplaining?" Since when is it okay for Cisgender folks to "punch down" on transpeople? This is the issue reeee you let white people in black people topics, Cis people in troon topics. and troons in women topics.

Where's the black angry midget troon? Or Crimson chin Troon? They allowing this nigga to speak for them? They allowing him to criticize one of their own?:stress:



(Oh nevermind this Troon has the sickness of "wrong think" so it's okay)

And would it matter if Contrapoints doubled down? They'd still hate him, Contra's going to 41% anyway, nigga is unhappy as fuck.
 
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