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Hecht on Twitter

“@Hobbesenero I may not be around all the time on Era due to IRL but I do spend a fair amount of time reading the pathetic places on the ‘net like GAF and KF. I can’t imagine a bigger group of losers than those guys. But hey, saves the rest of the site from reading that nonsense.”

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Glad we got a confirmation, stay winning Hecht

"I blocked all the shitheads."

>2 replies (third is his own)

 

[DriveByTrolling]

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Resetera Takes 🏳️‍🌈 on Twitter

“@Hecht_ERA_ @CailanCook why do you insist on embarrassing yourself https://t.co/Xa34oeXP4u”

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Fun fact, he blocked reeratakes before and just recently unblocked it
pretty sure he lurks there too, Hi hecht!

Fucking children is fine on Resetera as long as it's boys or "girls with cocks".

Hecht is getting completely BTFO on Twitter.

 

[lololololagain]

Fucking children is fine on Resetera as long as it's boys or "girls with cocks".

Hecht is getting completely BTFO on Twitter.

Maybe the "Men" on Ree should start talking about Girl Cock then. I'm sure that'll make the honest women of Ree proud.

 

[UnclePhil]

I used to find the idea that I might be a loser unfavorable, but now I rather like it.

Because unlike you and yours, Hecht, I don't stalk developers to get games censored. I don't eat and breathe a progressive stack plastic bubble full of raped English excuses to ban people.

This site doesn't put pedophiles in witness protection, nor does it give posters special privileges to break rules. Here we are all equally worthless, and that's fine with me.

 

[AnOminous]

Hecht is also having a meltdown on Twitter, drinking away his sad life talking about being an admin on Resetera.

Did he just actually admit his total lack of self awareness without being aware of it?

So Sophia issued them an inherently sensible challenge, to name her one openly conservative games writer:

Of course they can't name one, but @GethN7 exists. Of course he isn't part of their fruity little clique.

 

[Dogs can't look up]

Has Hecht ever mentioned what he does for a living? He's a grown-ass man ranting on Twitter like a teenage girl late at night during a weekday, drunk, then was up five hours later and right back at it. So I can't imagine he has much, if any, responsibilities. My guess is he suckles a subsistence off the government teat, probably disability.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

Has Hecht ever mentioned what he does for a living? He's a grown-ass man ranting on Twitter like a teenage girl late at night during a weekday, drunk, then was up five hours later and right back at it. So I can't imagine he has much, if any, responsibilities. My guess is he suckles a subsistence off the government teat, probably disability.

Isamu pays B-Dubs a few shekels, maybe B-Dubs cuts Hecht a few for being such a great internet activist?

By the way if you want a post that rivals the shit that BronsonLee says on his blog read this

Please help me reframe my potentially backwards view on sex work

For years, I thought that "the Nordic model" was the right way. I thought that buyers should stay criminalized, but I felt that those in sex work were largely being exploited and should not face any sort of criminal charges or treatment. Last year, I came to recognize how flawed the Nordic model...

www.resetera.com

And if you want to top it off with more moderator lunacy

If a deaf person is on a plane when a yawning fit breaks out, do they think everyone is yelling?

Would they be panicked? Should we as a society be more understanding of such a possibly? Is there some sort of sign we could come up with to signal we are yawning To those that may not be able to hear? I am not deaf myself and do not know any deaf people personally to ask about this. Hopefully...

www.resetera.com

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Wait, I've figured it out. Hecht is DriveByTrolling. He comes here to bitch about his co-"workers" and "bosses"!

 

[CrunkLord420]

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Hecht on Twitter

“@Hobbesenero I may not be around all the time on Era due to IRL but I do spend a fair amount of time reading the pathetic places on the ‘net like GAF and KF. I can’t imagine a bigger group of losers than those guys. But hey, saves the rest of the site from reading that nonsense.”

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lol Hecht is so fucking weird. Imagine getting your dick hard over banning people, and "drinking their tears". Being a janny isn't cool bro, it's janitor work and getting sadistic pleasure out of it makes you objectively a bad mod (and a pathetic human being). Kinda like a cop who gets off hassling people, but far more pathetic because you're actually just limited to banning someone from a cringy internet forum. Maybe Hecht just misses shoving around old goat herders and housewives in Iraq.

Maybe if you had some self-awareness you'd realize your internet tough guy persona does on not translate into anything outside of your North Korea-styled internet forum. Your absolute ghost town of an "AMA" shows that. Except of course Mr. Incident Manager who would never give up an opportunity to brown-nose like the cringelord he is.

but <3 u 2 bby ttyl

 

[DriveByTrolling]

lol Hecht is so fucking weird. Imagine getting your dick hard over banning people, and "drinking their tears". Being a janny isn't cool bro, it's janitor work and getting sadistic pleasure out of it makes you objectively a bad mod (and a pathetic human being). Kinda like a cop who gets off hassling people, but far more pathetic because you're actually just limited to banning someone from a cringy internet forum. Maybe Hecht just misses shoving around old goat herders and housewives in Iraq.

Maybe if you had some self-awareness you'd realize your internet tough guy persona does on not translate into anything outside of your North Korea-styled internet forum. Your absolute ghost town of an "AMA" shows that. Except of course Mr. Incident Manager who would never give up an opportunity to brown-nose like the cringelord he is.

but <3 u 2 bby ttyl

Hecht is on Twitter blocking everyone like a 40 year old alpha male

Hecht on Twitter

“I trust you about as much as I trust you with handling the discovery of the mishandling (and your subsequent mishandling) of journalists’ PII.”

www.twitter.com

Give him some respect.

 

[CrunkLord420]

Hecht should watch himself on twitter. He clearly has an inflated ego and unjustified self-confidence in his own intelligence. He's going to get demolished going after someone like Sophia Narwitz outside of his hugbox where he can't just smash his dick on the ban button. Sure he can block people, but he's really just excluding himself from the conversation.

 

[InfamyBrah]

Hecht browse the farm ? Who would have thought. /sneed

Next time you're going to tell me excelspreadshit is fishing for our attention...

You can't try to act smart and be an admin of Resetera Hecht, especially with the body in your closets. The world is laughing at you. The place you moderate is our daily lol factory, while your members can't even spell Kiwi without looking over their shoulders.

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

Really like how hard they've latched onto "Boys club" as their hot new ban reason and how hard they're throwing it around, especially after how much of a resounding success it was the first time they used it (ie, pages of people complaining and mocking it and eventual threadlock). The best thing is that it's entirely based upon feelings rather than anything actually concrete so it can be used to ban whatever the mods want even if no actual rules were broken.

Era has learned from the past and evolved. Befatda tried to come up with ways to ban people he didn't like on Gaf because they weren't breaking any actual rules, so they learned they can just create entirely new ones where they don't have to justify shit.

Boys club shit become the serious issue supposed to be:

Dead or Alive 6 - Tamaki (Venus Vacation) reveal teaser (NSFW)

www.resetera.com

Let's see if Hektor will be schooled on not "dismissing concerns around sexist boys club" and shit.

Also depending the way the rest of the thread goes we might have the boys club here too:

Like for example this obvious honeypot thread where the mods can cull anyone who dares admit the porn game makes their pee pees hard.

We've come so far since the 80s, now instead of porn being banned because it's a tool created by Satan to corrupt people it's because Era higher-ups have the emotional maturity of children and get offended when other people talk about it.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

Really like how hard they've latched onto "Boys club" as their hot new ban reason and how hard they're throwing it around, especially after how much of a resounding success it was the first time they used it (ie, pages of people complaining and mocking it and eventual threadlock). The best thing is that it's entirely based upon feelings rather than anything actually concrete so it can be used to ban whatever the mods want even if no actual rules were broken.

Era has learned from the past and evolved. Befatda tried to come up with ways to ban people he didn't like on Gaf because they weren't breaking any actual rules, so they learned they can just create entirely new ones where they don't have to justify shit.


Like for example this obvious honeypot thread where the mods can cull anyone who dares admit the porn game makes their pee pees hard.

We've come so far since the 80s, now instead of porn being banned because it's a tool created by Satan to corrupt people it's because Era higher-ups have the emotional maturity of children and get offended when other people talk about it.

And it's not even porn, we're talking some skin showing.

Thots making money online showing real tits? Progressive. Just don't ask them to pay their taxes.

Some Japanese dudes making a tits and fighting game? Satanic.

 

[hell is other robots]

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I'm sure this "own" sounded much better in his head. lol

On the plus side, I feel less dumb now.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

How rough is the area you live in, ERA?

There is large amount of drug/property crime in the general area, our neighbourhood is pretty good about looking out for each other, so it’s fairly safe here

www.resetera.com

RedMercury is lying again.

I still say this is one of the best trolling/LARPing accounts on Resetera.

It's reaching NeoGAF Lime levels.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

lol Hecht is so fucking weird. Imagine getting your dick hard over banning people, and "drinking their tears". Being a janny isn't cool bro, it's janitor work and getting sadistic pleasure out of it makes you objectively a bad mod (and a pathetic human being). Kinda like a cop who gets off hassling people, but far more pathetic because you're actually just limited to banning someone from a cringy internet forum. Maybe Hecht just misses shoving around old goat herders and housewives in Iraq.

Maybe if you had some self-awareness you'd realize your internet tough guy persona does on not translate into anything outside of your North Korea-styled internet forum. Your absolute ghost town of an "AMA" shows that. Except of course Mr. Incident Manager who would never give up an opportunity to brown-nose like the cringelord he is.

but <3 u 2 bby ttyl

He’s cut from the same cloth as BishopTL. A useless asshole who can only feel good about his life by being a bully on a forum for people who can’t stand to think for themselves and circlejerk over the mods capriciously banning anyone they feel like.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Everyone is just lining up to get blocked by Hecht. He should start a kickstarter so people can pay for the privilege to get blocked.

Step aside, Hideki Kamiya. There's a new gaming superstar in town.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Resetera should have a post-liking feature.

Sorry in advance if this has been talked about before/is in the wrong part of this forum but: Sometimes there are posts in threads that are very funny, informative, or well written and I wish there was a way I could show that I like a post other than quoting it and adding "I like this." Maybe...

www.resetera.com

astro is having a massive hundred post meltdown over people saying they'd like "likes"

 

[Dogs can't look up]

Imagine taking a discussion forum so seriously that you respond multiple times to a thread suggesting the implementation of a harmless, ubiquitous "likes" feature.