NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus


astro is having a massive hundred post meltdown over people saying they'd like "likes"
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I can't get over Hecht thinking he's worth two shits. You spend your free time, daily, "moderating" one of the most hated video game forum on internet (for free) AND taking yourself seriously. That should be a huge red flag.

The guy is in full denial. He would rather block the whole world than rethink his own self.
 
The FFVII remake thread has devolved into reeing about Tifa because fuck you if you actually want to discuss the game

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"Attempting to shut down discussion of sexism"

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Era trying to cancel Chapo Trap House for failing the purity test

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The guy who was once banned for non-jokingly "Relativizing and justifying war crimes and the murder of civilians" cries over private Twitter account shitposting.

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Are they not doing "X months" anymore? Getting 6 months for dunking Fred is pretty funny though.

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Era is great because you get to watch straight people get mad at gay people for being "homophobic"

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Not even gay people are allowed to make jokes about gay people.

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Only men can come

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mmmmmm dogs
 
Drive-by boys club likes to launder minority opinions in a sensitive topic about extreme mansplaining.

Someone needs to create a Resetera ban generator.


A like function on a forum causes social anxiety. How does Null handle all the autistic social anxiety on Kiwifarms due to the like function?

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Jannies getting put on ignore, Resetera egos annihilated.
 
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What's that principle that became popular that if some site like Kotaku or ResetEra tried to heap shame upon some game, pay attention because it's probably pretty good? Because I'd never heard of Banner of the Maid but that art style is absolutely gorgeous and now I want to know more. Thanks for the recommendation, guys, keep up the good work!
 
If by some chance Hecht is reading this (and he probably is going to). Dude, I'm going to be real with you; you're wasting your time, energy, and talents on a website that is not only loathed by the entire video game community but is also practically an insane asylum too.

This is going to bite you in the ass and nothing good will come from this when ResetEra finally implodes just like NeoGaf before it.

And something tells me that you're probably tired of ResetEra and you just want to leave. You're not a coward for wanting to leave and moving on to more bigger and better things. I do want to help you but me and no one else here can help you until you want to help yourself.

It's going to be bad for you when this ship sinks at the bottom of the ocean. It's best to jump ship now while the rats are scattering before it's too late.

Although, if you do wish to stay in your hugbox then fine but you have been warned about what is going to happen to you when ResetEra finally crashes and burns in the end.
 
The FFVII remake thread has devolved into reeing about Tifa because fuck you if you actually want to discuss the game

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"Attempting to shut down discussion of sexism"

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Era trying to cancel Chapo Trap House for failing the purity test

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The guy who was once banned for non-jokingly "Relativizing and justifying war crimes and the murder of civilians" cries over private Twitter account shitposting.

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Are they not doing "X months" anymore? Getting 6 months for dunking Fred is pretty funny though.

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Era is great because you get to watch straight people get mad at gay people for being "homophobic"

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Not even gay people are allowed to make jokes about gay people.

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Only men can come

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mmmmmm dogs

They shrank her from a DD to a C cup and gave her ugly black spats and an undershirt and Tifa is still sexist apparently. Whats next a Burka?
 
They shrank her from a DD to a C cup and gave her ugly black spats and an undershirt and Tifa is still sexist apparently. Whats next a Burka?
Of course, it's sinful for these harlots to have any skin showing. Any morally pure society would stone them for such heresy.

Oh, but dudes being shirtless is still cool. The guys running Mortal Kombat have their priorities straight.
 
If by some chance Hecht is reading this (and he probably is going to). Dude, I'm going to be real with you; you're wasting your time, energy, and talents on a website that is not only loathed by the entire video game community but is also practically an insane asylum too.

This is going to bite you in the ass and nothing good will come from this when ResetEra finally implodes just like NeoGaf before it.

And something tells me that you're probably tired of ResetEra and you just want to leave. You're not a coward for wanting to leave and moving on to more bigger and better things. I do want to help you but me and no one else here can help you until you want to help yourself.

It's going to be bad for you when this ship sinks at the bottom of the ocean. It's best to jump ship now while the rats are scattering before it's too late.

Although, if you do wish to stay in your hugbox then fine but you have been warned about what is going to happen to you when ResetEra finally crashes and burns in the end.

Hecht is Besada 2.0.

This sort of advice above only works if you were talking to a normal person.

Hecht is a power tripping jannie mad at the world and he thinks banning people makes him superior to others.
 

A like function on a forum causes social anxiety. How does Null handle all the autistic social anxiety on Kiwifarms due to the like function?

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These guys are beyond just social anxiety. They've gone into avoidant personality disorder territory.

Tifa wasn't even remotely sexist in the original game. In fact, she's the product of the grrrl power stuff of the time.

90's Final Fantasy should be their favorite source of female characters. Almost all of them were cool chicks. Hell, Faris is from a game no one cares about, so no one will bother to correct dumb trans headcanons.

The Reee guys have a fancy dinner being given for free and still reject it.
 
Hecht is Besada 2.0.

This sort of advice above only works if you were talking to a normal person.

Hecht is a power tripping jannie mad at the world and he thinks banning people makes him superior to others.
What are the chances that Hecht is imploding because he got passed over for the Admin job? It wouldn't be a surprise if several of the mods are pissed about it. There doesn't seem to be any reason why B-Dubs would be picked over Hecht or anyone else, they're all mediocre forumites at best.

Why not Morrigan? Isamu the dictator should've put his money where his mouth is. How is anyone supposed to take his "diversity" propaganda seriously when he won't even practice the affirmative action policies he endorses in a stupid internet forum?

I'd imagine it's a whole lot easier for the Asian Dictator Isamu Fukui to divvy up those whopping ad revenue cheques with his partner B-Dubs in New York than it would be to send those big-bucks internationally to Morrigan in Quebec (or Hecht wherever he may be) through Western Union and risk leaving a trail for the Tax-Man.

Hey Hecht! Fuck Isamu Fukui!

You don't need that asshole raping the Mods who are doing all the work, while he's raking in the Big-Bucks for those high-value, intrusive, malware ads.

The Revolution starts at home!


Unite the Proletariat. Throw off the chains of your bourgeoisie oppressors - Asian Dictator Isamu Fukui and his General B-Dubs, and burn that Dickensian Work-House to the ground!
 
What are the chances that Hecht is imploding because he got passed over for the Admin job? It wouldn't be a surprise if several of the mods are pissed about it. There doesn't seem to be any reason why B-Dubs would be picked over Hecht or anyone else, they're all mediocre forumites at best.
B-Dubs is a long standing member of PoliERA and worked on Team Hillary with Cerium. Hecht is just some loser that Cerium tricked into doing his and others dirty work for the "best of the forum" while getting nothing in return.
 
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