NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

They should have such modes and give them incredibly insulting names like reetard mode and gimp mode, with journalist mode at the absolute bottom and if you pick that none of your scores or achievements count.

Speaking of which, there used to be games out there that wouldn't even let you finish them on the easiest difficulty. The only one I can think of is Clayfighter 63 1/3. You couldn't even fight the final boss, it just brought you to a splash screen where (I think) it'd call you a wimp or something and tell you that if you wanted to beat the game, you had to turn the difficulty up.

I can't find a screenshot or even video of it, weirdly enough, so that's all from childhood memory.

More games should do that. In retrospect, it's actually a really nice way to encourage you to git gud. You can play on super ultra easy if you've never played a fighting game before just to get accustomed to the feel and all, but if you actually want to beat it, you should at least put it on the second-easiest difficulty.
 
This video's private now.

ALWAYS

ARCHIVE

SHIT

Especially small, incendiary videos like these.

You can download videos from YouTube and re-upload them here with the "Attach files" button.
Sucks that it's private. It was a pretty good video too.
Coincidentally, it also comes from a previous lynchpin of Sony Santa Monica.
 
Coincidentally, it also comes from a previous lynchpin of Sony Santa Monica.
They just revamped the Studio and will be focusing on Single Player games. Some of the people they're bringing in are going to give Resetera head implosions.

They're not doing multiplayer and they're not doing artsy non-games. Supposedly this is what will make Legend of Dragoon 2 happen. It seems 3rd person action games and RPGs are going to be at the forefront.
 
They just revamped the Studio and will be focusing on Single Player games. Some of the people they're bringing in are going to give Resetera head implosions.

They're not doing multiplayer and they're not doing artsy non-games. Supposedly this is what will make Legend of Dragoon 2 happen. It seems 3rd person action games and RPGs are going to be at the forefront.
Huh, really? I mean, I know that they're focused on SP and are expanding to develop 2 projects concurrently like most of the big Sony Studios, but I hadn't heard anything specific as that. You got inside info chief?

I mean, that makes me very happy regardless.
 
  • Feels
Reactions: lemmiwinks
SocialistERA's gonna be really shocked to learn how many cops are required to enforce communism
Socialists and commies always try and divorce themselves from the simple fact that collectivism requires the police scumbaggery and secret police evil seen in Nazi Germany and the USSR.

Idiots like Vaush try and argue that the Nazis weren't socialists because of this. They deny economic realities and will twist the narrative where they can.

The naive ones are taken in by it because they genuinely believe in socialistic utopia. The very few nefarious ones (like that guy on the Sanders campaign talking about Milwaukee) do it to distract from the fact that they like the idea of being higher up on the food chain in such a society.
 
RetardEra1740.jpg

Gonna elaborate on that any? No of course not.

RetardEra1741.jpg

Era is great because you can just post things that make absolutely no sense because you couldn't be bothered to include any kind of context. Is he trying to say all weaboos are pedophiles? Who the fuck knows.

RetardEra1742.jpg

Amirox Chairman Cuck has incredibly disturbing knowledge of a lot of very specific kinds of lolicon content. Certainly nothing suspicious about that at all!
 
View attachment 1189982
Gonna elaborate on that any? No of course not.

View attachment 1189984
Era is great because you can just post things that make absolutely no sense because you couldn't be bothered to include any kind of context. Is he trying to say all weaboos are pedophiles? Who the fuck knows.

View attachment 1189987
Amirox Chairman Cuck has incredibly disturbing knowledge of a lot of very specific kinds of lolicon content. Certainly nothing suspicious about that at all!
He's a True and Honest Fan. Seriously though who the fuck has ever heard about "child idol DVDs where children are wearing bathing suits..." Does anyone on Reee have a normal brain, because someone saying that in real life would trigger my fight or flight response.
 
He's a True and Honest Fan. Seriously though who the fuck has ever heard about "child idol DVDs where children are wearing bathing suits..." Does anyone on Reee have a normal brain, because someone saying that in real life would trigger my fight or flight response.

Somehow threads like this on REEE always bring out people with highly detailed specialist knowledge that sounds pretty firsthand and nobody would know unless they were into it. I bet Chairman Chester there has stacks of those DVDs he somehow knows the entire contents of and sees nothing strange at all about detailing lovingly. He must be a boomer too because who even has stacks of DVDs in current year?
 
wrpPH6H.png


B-Dubs, the racist, and his jannies, go full capitalism and then.... Get scared the inmates will all leave

9bHoWFs.png



:story:

All that has ever mattered for Isamu and B-Dubs in this progressive utopia is $$$.
 
Last edited:
He's a True and Honest Fan. Seriously though who the fuck has ever heard about "child idol DVDs where children are wearing bathing suits..." Does anyone on Reee have a normal brain, because someone saying that in real life would trigger my fight or flight response.
To be fair, that is exactly the sort of thing you would hear on a scare/exposeish article on Japan. Probably just repeating that claim they heard elsewhere.
 
Want to laugh really fucking hard? Nepenthe and Slayven went back to this topic to add even more bans after it was locked


1llbATd.png


This one caught my eye, why?

inaHVNP.png


SDBurton is probably black

:story:

Great first week on the admin job Nepenthe. Make it clear black people who help the homeless are literally terrorists and then ban half of Resetera, including black people, if they dare say it's a nice story to see a black cop feeding someone with nothing.

What a wholesome forum. Simply the best. Isamu Fukui and B-Dubs are some of the most caring and sensitive people I know. Our brothers on The Coli should definitely sign up for Resetera, differing minority opinions are definitely welcome here

:story:
 
Want to laugh really fucking hard? Nepenthe and Slayven went back to this topic to add even more bans after it was locked


View attachment 1190227

This one caught my eye, why?

View attachment 1190230

SDBurton is probably black

:story:

Great first week on the admin job Nepenthe. Make it clear black people who help the homeless are literally terrorists and then ban half of Resetera, including black people, if they dare say it's a nice story to see a black cop feeding someone with nothing.

What a wholesome forum. Simply the best. Isamu Fukui and B-Dubs are some of the most caring and sensitive people I know. Our brothers on The Coli should definitely sign up for Resetera, differing minority opinions are definitely welcome here

:story:

That cop thread was a fucking bloodbath. They had to close it because half of the forum would have been banned.

It's a direct reaction to B-dubs past being revealed and you can smell all the shit he got in private by the black community of Resetera and probably Nepenthe herself.

Nepenthe can thank that chadhacker. Thanks to him, she has far more power than before.
 
Want to see how much of an incel Morrigan is?


Imagine getting triggered by the "cleavage" in that picture.

That topic has to have some sort of legendary award for a complete lack of self-awareness.

Even the Muslims aren't as insane as these people.
Morrigan looks and probably smells like a wet dog.
 
Jason Schreier is calling another poster on Resetera a bootlicker


The same Jason who was asking Tyler Malka for book shilling deals on NeoGAF.

Such a journalist of the people.
 
Back