NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[UnclePhil]

So rremeber when Ree was losing their shit because that Twitch girl made a joke about the Corona virus killing old folks and poor people? Remember how they were like, "you don't joke like that! Anyone who jokes about people dying are fucked up!"
Well here they are wishing death on Trump.

(got some of these from the folks at Neogaf)

Reporter asked Trump what he'd say to Americans who are frightened: "nasty question," calls him a "terrible reporter"

https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/1241041500936568838 https://twitter.com/NoahCRothman/status/1241040561106292737 This orange asshole. What a leader!

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In conclusion, it's horrible for twitch thots to make jokes, but okay for Ree to wish death on another person.
Edit- I apologize if this was already posted.

I hope Cerium and B-dubs get a visit from the Secret Service. If nothing else has deleted this community of ruining everyone else's fun, let it be Uncle Sam as a result of REE's own dumbassery.

At the very least, it will create some badly needed forum drama. I'm thinking the series was in its prime during the PedoEra Saga and peaked during the Ion Fury Saga. My less optimistic side believes it will blow over. They would also blame everyone but themselves, "i.e. I just noticed what their initials are! Coincidence?"

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

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Scarlet Death on Twitter

“Finally got around to reading the latest postings about me on kiwifarms. I was honestly expecting better. I feel let down”

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I'm not sure why but my subconscious immediately summoned the voice of Mrs Piggy for this tweet.

Agree that they may need their own topic, or that we need a general resetera orbiters thread for amusing people who were discovered via Era but are more active elsewhere.

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

This needs the thread it came from:

Is Tifa Lockhart The Most Sexualized Videogame Character (By Fans)?

Pretty sure I made a thread like this not too long ago, but most of us are stuck at home and I don't want to look at anymore FFVII Remake videos or commercials (heard the latest one had some big spoilers). Gotta debate something to pass the time. I'm sure most of you have long gotten tired of...

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that op

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More like "I'm too stupid to learn the traffic laws and how to operate a car."
This is what ResetEra do to your brains.

 

[Clem Fandango]

More like "I'm too stupid to learn the traffic laws and how to operate a car."
This is what ResetEra do to your brains.

Heck, I'd also throw in laziness, and the continued self-infantilisation of millenials who see 'adulting', and self-reliance in general, as being too much like hard work.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Regarding the Tifa Lockhart thread, have they ever thought that maybe they’d be happier if they could just jerk off and move on with life? I know the hormones might make it difficult for some of them.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

Scarlet Death on Twitter

“working on some new content”

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Can't wait!

We need a speed riddled coronavirus theme



Did someone tell you Jason is a thin-skinned loser? Let me present

Half-Life: Alyx - Review Thread

A pandemic that is affecting the entire world is the most illogical thing to bring into a game review and have it affect the review, unless that game is somehow relating to real world events, in which case it makes sense to talk about it, and how it handles such events. Writers are the worst...

www.resetera.com

Games journalists, the most oppressed class. Is there a bigger bitch than Patrick Klepek?

 

[AnOminous]

Did someone tell you Jason is a thin-skinned loser? Let me present

There are fewer people more in need of a Mike Tyson level punch in the face requiring facial reconstructive surgery than this absolute, utter faggot.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Did someone tell you Jason is a thin-skinned loser? Let me present

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Half-Life: Alyx - Review Thread

A pandemic that is affecting the entire world is the most illogical thing to bring into a game review and have it affect the review, unless that game is somehow relating to real world events, in which case it makes sense to talk about it, and how it handles such events. Writers are the worst...

www.resetera.com

Games journalists, the most oppressed class. Is there a bigger bitch than Patrick Klepek?

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He is he soy-infused faggot who had to avert his gaze from the Live Chat girls in Yakuza 6, so I would have to say there isn’t a bigger bitch than Klepek.

 

[AnOminous]

He is he soy-infused faggot who had to avert his gaze from the Live Chat girls in Yakuza 6, so I would have to say there isn’t a bigger bitch than Klepek.

This is the same Patrick Klepek btw. His act is completely fucking fake.

He is absolutely a standard issue sex pest douchebro feigning wokeness who will certainly some day end up on a sex offender registry after raping someone.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Lol, I'd love to see Klepak crying into a VR headset.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

This is the same Patrick Klepek btw. His act is completely fucking fake.

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He is absolutely a standard issue sex pest douchebro feigning wokeness who will certainly some day end up on a sex offender registry after raping someone.

It's still funny, though. Imagine a bunch of wolves in sheeps' clothing infiltrating a flock of sheep. All the wolves are pretending to be lying down getting ready to take a nap, or pretending to chew their cud, or something, and it's fooling the sheep because this is a flock of creatures that have been bred to be mentally retarded, but here is this dumb tryhard motherfucker actually eating grass like a fucking sheep. You just know all the other wolves are snickering about this stupid shithead.

 

[School of Fish]

Did someone tell you Jason is a thin-skinned loser? Let me present

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Half-Life: Alyx - Review Thread

A pandemic that is affecting the entire world is the most illogical thing to bring into a game review and have it affect the review, unless that game is somehow relating to real world events, in which case it makes sense to talk about it, and how it handles such events. Writers are the worst...

www.resetera.com

Games journalists, the most oppressed class. Is there a bigger bitch than Patrick Klepek?

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Well they only pretend to be "oppressed" is because gaming journalism is considered to be a joke, even among journalists.

If you can't even get a job as a journalist at your local newspaper and is stuck reporting about video games that you don't care about then you're pretty much a loser to everyone else because gaming journalism is considered to be rock bottom in journalism anyway.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

Did Onepunch-Man seriously just do Blackface!? (Spoilers)

For those that don't know, there's a hero in Onepunch-Man named Superalloy Darkshine who is very clearly supposed to be black and is easily the most prominent black hero in the manga: Well, the most recent chapter of the manga just flat out revealed that, no, he is, in fact, not black. His...

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The bans in this topic



Supertard Slayven is at it again. He wants that badly to be Bish 2.0. Embarrassing.

Elon Musk delivers 1000 ventilators to the State of California (up: CPAP machines, not ventilators)

That was quick.

www.resetera.com

Elon Musk does something good, Resetera? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

 

[Positron]

"I cried into the VR headset" should be in random.txt.

 

[Munchingonfish]

http://archive.is/nFh3i#selection-6397.26-6397.46

 

[AirdropShitposts]

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

So they doxed Treehouse?

 

[CptnSnshn]

Did someone tell you Jason is a thin-skinned loser? Let me present

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Half-Life: Alyx - Review Thread

A pandemic that is affecting the entire world is the most illogical thing to bring into a game review and have it affect the review, unless that game is somehow relating to real world events, in which case it makes sense to talk about it, and how it handles such events. Writers are the worst...

www.resetera.com

Games journalists, the most oppressed class. Is there a bigger bitch than Patrick Klepek?

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Imagine being so shit at emotions even Reset Era can dunk on you.

 

[HumanHive]

This needs the thread it came from:

Is Tifa Lockhart The Most Sexualized Videogame Character (By Fans)?

Pretty sure I made a thread like this not too long ago, but most of us are stuck at home and I don't want to look at anymore FFVII Remake videos or commercials (heard the latest one had some big spoilers). Gotta debate something to pass the time. I'm sure most of you have long gotten tired of...

www.resetera.com

that op

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It used to be learning how to drive was a sign you came of age. An important skill for the lowest of low class - maybe you were too weak for manual labor, too stupid for college, too much a loner for the service industry, but if you could drive you had a job as a trucker or cab driver. It wasn't just personal freedom of movement, it was the one bottom of the barrel skill that was always needed. And this fucking waste of flesh is too cowardly to even learn.
Genuinely MATI. Utterly disgusted by this kind of "person".

 

[DriveByTrolling]

Am i a dirty rotten racist for not liking fired chicken??

My friend said I was but I thought I'd ask you guys Since you're the racism experts.

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MODS, HELP! REEEEEEEE! HELP! MODS?!?!!?!?!



You can just imagine Resetera posters if they ever go out telling people face to face they are going to report them to the Resetera jannies.