NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

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I literally only know old people who develop gout, and even they are horrifically fat or have kidney failure. Did his sendentary Lifestyle contribute to his sudden bout of Burnell's Disease? Will this improve his monthly tugboat?
 
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I literally only know old people who develop gout, and even they are horrifically fat or have kidney failure. Did his sendentary Lifestyle contribute to his sudden bout of Burnell's Disease? Will this improve his monthly tugboat?
My dad had a gout attack a couple years ago and was told by his doctor that it can happen somewhat randomly when you're younger. It becomes more common when you get old because your metabolism gets worse and can't process the uric acid. As long as he didn't have another attack within a certain time frame, I think a year, then he wouldn't be diagnosed. I guess there is a test they can perform, but it's painful and a pain in the ass, so they just diagnose from symptoms usually.

Man thanks doctors. Doctors give him award for being hero.
 

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Stacey Abrams is epic token fetishism. She's never held office higher than a State House member. She lost her only statewide race she's ever run. She's never had a job outside of politics. These people think she'd make a great President for some reason though. Her and Copmala are winning the threads poll by a landslide so far. Morrigan loves her for some reason.

Also funny how the only black women they can think of are these losers or other similar media-politics losers with no real world experience or even political experience. (Barbara Lee, Michelle Obama, etc. are similar names given in the thread.) Where's a black woman CEO or major business figure? They exist. Where's a Democratic Condoleezza Rice type foreign policy figure? They exist. There's not even an Oprah mention among the "joke" mentions.

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Afrikan is another Canadian asshole who thinks he needs to tell Americans how to vote. That douchebag lives in Toronto!
 
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I literally only know old people who develop gout, and even they are horrifically fat or have kidney failure. Did his sendentary Lifestyle contribute to his sudden bout of Burnell's Disease? Will this improve his monthly tugboat?
I got gout for the first time when I was 18. Wasn't even overweight back then, but I had just come back from a trip where I drank a lot. I only got it in my big toe on the left foot, and every subsequent acute flare up has been in the same area. My doctor said it might have something to do with the fact I broke my toe when I was young, but it also is a lot to do with diet and alcohol intake, as well as how well the body handles certain compounds. It absolutely sucks. I didn't even realize it was gout until I had a second attack in 2018, and I was drinking alcohol through the whole time which extended the severity and length of it.
 
Well that means he has another reason to never leave the third floor of his parents house anymore, maybe he's gonna catch up to excel's posting rate.
 
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I literally only know old people who develop gout, and even they are horrifically fat or have kidney failure. Did his sendentary Lifestyle contribute to his sudden bout of Burnell's Disease? Will this improve his monthly tugboat?
Well to take a page from the CDC themselves:
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and considering what the average resetera user presumably looks like...
 
Well everyone, get ready for some sperging of epic proportions. I can already see ResetEra going apeshit over this if this is true.

That's not going to happen.


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  • Azur Lane
  • Dungeon Travelers 2: The Royal Library
  • Gal Gun
  • Gal Gun 2
  • Hatred
  • Huniepop
  • KanColle
  • Mary Skelter 2
  • Monster Monpiece
  • Negligee: Love Stories
  • Omega Labyrinth Z
  • Saya no Uta
  • Senran Kagura Burst Re:Newal
  • Shinobi Refle: Senran Kagura
  • Super Seducer: How to Talk to Girls
  • Super Seducer 2
  • Tits N Tanks
 
That's not going to happen.


Prohibited Games

As a general measuring stick, if a game is not appropriate for broadcast on Twitch it is unlikely to be appropriate here. Games that Valve hides on Steam by default due to "adult only sexual content" are also explicitly prohibited. Do not discuss these games or create threads about them. Other games will only be considered for this list if the staff receives a direct complaint about their contents. After review, the following games have also been prohibited:
  • Azur Lane
  • Dungeon Travelers 2: The Royal Library
  • Gal Gun
  • Gal Gun 2
  • Hatred
  • Huniepop
  • KanColle
  • Mary Skelter 2
  • Monster Monpiece
  • Negligee: Love Stories
  • Omega Labyrinth Z
  • Saya no Uta
  • Senran Kagura Burst Re:Newal
  • Shinobi Refle: Senran Kagura
  • Super Seducer: How to Talk to Girls
  • Super Seducer 2
  • Tits N Tanks
In case if you're wondering, yes I am aware that they have this list of video games that they're not even allowed to talk about and for a video game forum that is very counterproductive.

Still, it's going to be pretty funny to see one of the games that they bashed on (when they were on NeoGAF) may soon be available on the same platform as other video games such as Super Mario Odyssey, Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, and Super Mario Maker.

It's also interesting to see this because Nintendo was originally seen as a 'family friendly' company but it seems they want to kick Sony and Microsoft in the balls by allowing more edgier content on their own platform which I think is a good thing because whiny normies that get offended easily are not and should not be the ones that get to decide what is or isn't acceptable in fiction.

The less people that listen to dumbshits such as those on ResetEra or on Twitter then the better off creators and artists are.
 
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Well to take a page from the CDC themselves:
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and considering what the average resetera user presumably looks like...
His avatar is his picture so we know exactly what he looks like. He's fat but not massive, he's on Reee and looks autistic (probably is, can't remember if confirmed) so I doubt he's drinking much if any alcohol. So I'm going to guess the two biggest factors are that he drinks a lot of soda and has a shit diet. Not sure if the last point applies to him or not, it depends on how long his family has been in the states and if he even eats what his parents cook, unless the healthiest thing he eats is lots of tuna sandwiches.
 
His avatar is his picture so we know exactly what he looks like. He's fat but not massive, he's on Reee and looks autistic (probably is, can't remember if confirmed) so I doubt he's drinking much if any alcohol. So I'm going to guess the two biggest factors are that he drinks a lot of soda and has a shit diet. Not sure if the last point applies to him or not, it depends on how long his family has been in the states and if he even eats what his parents cook, unless the healthiest thing he eats is lots of tuna sandwiches.
He is autistic by his own admission and lives on an entire floor of his folks' home, also he looks like a mountain of flesh but it might just be the coat he's wearing, no recent pic of him for comparison.
 
The spergfest on Breaking Bad was a few pages back, but how much of a neet do you have to be to not know that most people in the drug trade are speds? A chemistry teacher would have an advantage, as they are likely to have and IQ over 80.

How does anyone not know that in the part of America that touches Mexico, they're involved with drugs. It's not racism, it just is. These fucking people.

I'm not sure what it is, but I'm starting to realize how detached so many people are from reality. Fucking weird that the farms are about the only reasonable place to be.
 
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Finally the thread that Era was created to make

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Shut the fuck up cracker why are you even posting in the thread

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I guess all the shit China is currently doing to all the black people in their country isn't racist because they aren't white.

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Era crackers tripping over each other to show off how woke they are.

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Truly the game was rigged from the start

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If the Adder is a self-proclaimed sexist homophobe why should anything he says be taken seriously?

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What language is this?

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You may not know you're racist, but you are.

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If I had an Era account I'd start reporting people like Heromanz for admitting to being bigots

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Nephentai finally shows up and writes a massive wall of text no one will ever read and I can't be assed to fully screenshot and then threadmarks it and calls it awesome

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we dernt take kindly to yer type around here if you dern't like it you can just gitttttt outttttttt

I don't hate myself on the level that Era posters do so I can't be assed to dig through the rest of this thread but anyone who does feel free
 
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