NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

Not exactly related but I think I know that Hobbes guy in a discord server I frequently go to. Considering the one in reset era has talked about being a game journalist.
EDIT: To avoid double posting I'm gonna post the thing he said that caught my attention
Screenshot_20200612-121255_Discord.jpg
 
Last edited:
  • Informative
  • Like
Reactions: FuckedUp, UnclePhil, George Floyd Sneed and 5 others
Cantercoin said:
Not exactly related but I think I know that Hobbes guy in a discord server I frequently go to. Considering the one in reset era has talked about being a game journalist.
EDIT: To avoid double posting I'm gonna post the thing he said that caught my attention View attachment 1371490
Click to expand...
Ha, 'worked in the industry' IIRC he was a freelancer on a tiny no name website and barely even worked for them.
 
  • Informative
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: FuckedUp, UnclePhil, Buttigieg2020 and 3 others
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Informative
Reactions: UnclePhil, George Floyd Sneed, Vic Viper T301 and 1 other person
InfamyBrah said:
I never realized Resetera community was that small.

View attachment 1372038

It's bigger than farm, but for a mainstream gaming forum, I expected way more.

What was peak numbers of Neogaf ?
Click to expand...
Only being 3x bigger than an internet drama forum hosted by an expat on a potato is bad for the "premier gaming forum."
1592012192621.png
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Informative
Reactions: FuckedUp, UnclePhil, George Floyd Sneed and 5 others
DriveByTrolling said:

The grievance brigade are at it again. Always crying. Always something to be offended about. Always unhappy.


Ah yes, Resetera posters, speaking for every black person on the planet.
Click to expand...
Ah, the classic. "Give us representation of diverse culture!" "No, not like that!"
 
  • Like
  • Winner
  • Agree
Reactions: UnclePhil, Hog On Ice, Sven and 3 others

A 3 month ban for this, what the fuck is wrong with these people? B-Dubs said far "worse" than this.

That's an original and long-time poster as well. Poodlestrike is such a bitch with his own problematic NeoGAF history. As a Jew he really hates Palestinians.


Are you going to moderate yourself harshly for those takes Poodlestrike?

Little Devil Inside has some troubling African caricatures [up: developer response, see threadmarks]

lol Explain yourself, dear. "lol" is not an answer and it may seem offensive.
www.resetera.com www.resetera.com

The only people this children's like game "hurts" Poodlestrike is the crybabies on Resetera who are butthurt at everything.

Not a single normal person looks at that trailer and thinks anything. Ask yourself why everyone on Resetera is always pretending to be a victim over the most insane bullshit ever

:thinking:

The trailer for Goodbye Volcano High (announced during the Ps5 thing) has 12 thousand dislikes....

Bugsnax jealous b/c it had like 4k dislikes ysterday Bugsnax was another game that had a weird reveal. So you eat stuff and then you become the stuff that you eat? This was the vibe I got from the trailer. Honestly, we tuned in the event to see PS5 games. Some of them were cool like Stray but...
www.resetera.com www.resetera.com

Nepenthe is upset.

The Last of Us Part II - Review Thread

Uhhhh Dante's Inferno but that's all I can remember Huh...now thats a random one. Personally I think if it was an actual problem, someone like Jason Schrier would have exposed it or an ex reviewer from one of these outlets
www.resetera.com www.resetera.com

Imran Khan (ShockingAlberto) is getting assblasted by some on Resetera. Won't be long before he's tweeting Resetera isn't woke enough, again.
 
Last edited:
  • Like
Reactions: Judge Dredd
Era has a thread about dislikes on that bad Dinosaur game. Cue "reeee gamers reeeeeeeeee"

RetardEra2130.jpg

You can just tell Khanus has angry tears streaming down his face every time he types the word "gamers"

RetardEra2134.jpg

"If you don't like this shitty pretentious drivel then you can FUCK OFF BIGOT"

RetardEra2136.jpg

GVH was a game shown during a showcase of the PS5's technology that showed no gameplay and looks like it could be on the PS2. Clearly the only reason people hated it so much is because BIGOTS

RetardEra2137.jpg

gamergayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

RetardEra2139.jpg

:eggplant::eggplant::eggplant::eggplant::eggplant::eggplant::eggplant::eggplant:

RetardEra2140.jpg

A wild BIGOT appears

RetardEra2141.jpg

gamersssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

RetardEra2142.jpg

RetardEra2143.jpg


RetardEra2144.jpg

Imagine getting this fucking assblasted over fucking Youtube dislikes

RetardEra2145.jpg

People with taste

RetardEra2146.jpg

Bawwww.jpg


RetardEra2147.jpg

RetardEra2148.jpg


RetardEra2131.jpg

OP is assblasted people are refusing to play the game because of the author's cheese pizza article

RetardEra2132.jpg

Surprisingly even a lot of Era doesn't care for the bad VN which makes OP incredibly asshurt.

RetardEra2133.jpg

Premium asspain.

RetardEra2135.jpg

:story: :story: :story:

RetardEra2138.jpg

Some people mock OP begging the jannies to save his shitty game from being criticized

RetardEra2149.jpg

But don't worry OP, the jannies are finally here!
 
  • Like
  • Winner
  • Lunacy
Reactions: FuckedUp, UnclePhil, sKr0n and 12 others
Oh Shit I'm Sorry said:
Era has a thread about dislikes on that bad Dinosaur game. Cue "reeee gamers reeeeeeeeee"

View attachment 1372614
You can just tell Khanus has angry tears streaming down his face every time he types the word "gamers"

View attachment 1372616
"If you don't like this shitty pretentious drivel then you can FUCK OFF BIGOT"

View attachment 1372635
GVH was a game shown during a showcase of the PS5's technology that showed no gameplay and looks like it could be on the PS2. Clearly the only reason people hated it so much is because BIGOTS

View attachment 1372639
gamergayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

View attachment 1372644
:eggplant::eggplant::eggplant::eggplant::eggplant::eggplant::eggplant::eggplant:

View attachment 1372650
A wild BIGOT appears

View attachment 1372652
gamersssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

View attachment 1372656
View attachment 1372661

View attachment 1372664
Imagine getting this fucking assblasted over fucking Youtube dislikes

View attachment 1372665
People with taste

View attachment 1372668
View attachment 1372674

View attachment 1372670
View attachment 1372672

View attachment 1372622
OP is assblasted people are refusing to play the game because of the author's cheese pizza article

View attachment 1372623
Surprisingly even a lot of Era doesn't care for the bad VN which makes OP incredibly asshurt.

View attachment 1372625
Premium asspain.

View attachment 1372633
:story: :story: :story:

View attachment 1372641
Some people mock OP begging the jannies to save his shitty game from being criticized

View attachment 1372673
But don't worry OP, the jannies are finally here!
Click to expand...
I'm exceedingly MATI that the OP of that thread is using one of my favorite paintings as his avatar.
Whiny little shit don't deserve it.
 
  • Feels
  • Like
Reactions: UnclePhil, Changeofheart, sKr0n and 4 others
  • Horrifying
  • Feels
  • Informative
Reactions: UnclePhil, jakdex, HumanHive and 3 others
Shaka Brah said:
I still can't get over that. This nigga had a gold casket and 3 funerals when his state was under disease quarantine martial law.
Click to expand...
How long until some gentelmen of color, holding the misconception it's actually made of solid gold, will steal it, dump his carcass in a dumpster somewhere, and try to hock it to the nearest pawnshop?
 
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Winner
  • Horrifying
Reactions: UnclePhil, Next Task, TaimuRadiu and 3 others
Yoshichan has always been the biggest autist of the site, his whole shtick is "look at meeeee i do such CRAAAAAZY things XD i'm so EXTREEEME i played this shitty game for 500000 thousand hours and i hated so much i need to SCREAM xDDD lool my reaction is so exaggerated isn't it?!!?!!! Also i spent two thousand bilion dollars in garbage merchandise and my whole house is plastered with it because i'm soooo obsessed tee-hee!!!! Isn't that so WACKY and QUIRKY? xDDD look at meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pleaseeee i'm so insaaaaaane!!!!".
Dude is fucking exhausting.
 
Last edited:
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Informative
Reactions: FuckedUp, UnclePhil, Changeofheart and 9 others
Dessus de Jouet said:
Yoshichan has always been the biggest autist of the site, his whole shtick is "look at meeeee i do such CRAAAAAZY things XD i'm so EXTREEEME i played this shitty game for 500000 thousand hours and i hated so much i need to SCREAM xDDD lool my reaction is so exaggerated isn't it?!!?!!! Also i spent two thousand bilion dollars in garbage merchandise and my whole house is plastered with it because i'm soooo obsessed!!!! Isn't that so WACKY and QUIRKY? xDDD look at meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pleaseeee i'm so insaaaaaane!!!!".
Dude is fucking exhausting.
Click to expand...
I first put that fuck on my ignore list when he was literally posting every five minutes in the Demon’s Souls thread about waiting for the mailman to bring his copy to him, for three fucking days.

He also made a thread about loving Yoshi’s Island so much that he wanted to grind up the circuit board of the cartridge and have it mixed into the ink for a tattoo of Yoshi.

Goddamn, how I wish I was joking.
 
  • Horrifying
  • Lunacy
  • Informative
Reactions: FuckedUp, UnclePhil, Dogfacefuke and 9 others
Dessus de Jouet said:
Yoshichan has always been the biggest autist of the site, his whole shtick is "look at meeeee i do such CRAAAAAZY things XD i'm so EXTREEEME i played this shitty game for 500000 thousand hours and i hated so much i need to SCREAM xDDD lool my reaction is so exaggerated isn't it?!!?!!! Also i spent two thousand bilion dollars in garbage merchandise and my whole house is plastered with it because i'm soooo obsessed tee-hee!!!! Isn't that so WACKY and QUIRKY? xDDD look at meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pleaseeee i'm so insaaaaaane!!!!".
Dude is fucking exhausting.
Click to expand...
Doesn't he also regularly post about how he's gonna kill himself too, or am I confusing him with one of the many other perpetual attention seekers?
 
  • Agree
Reactions: UnclePhil, Army Burger and Sir Wesley Tailpipe
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back