NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[Impossible Brutality]

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I'm afraid I have some bad news for you

MatthewMitoses or whatever the fuck his name is didn't like TLOU2. Cue horde of Ellie avatars reeing.

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Morality of the character who was fine killing the 5000 people in between her and her revenge target (including a pregnant woman) lmao.

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IT'S ABOUT REVENGE BEING BAD IT'S SO DEEP

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I like how many posters are shocked by this fact because the AVGN Ghostbusters video never happened.

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Gonna have to start calling it The Last Jedi of Us II because any criticism of it on Era is going to bring out the hordes of Ellie avatars screeching about how you only dislike it because you hate women

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It's a shame these retards can't take criticism. Matthew very clearly stated WHY it didn't work for him and why large cunt should've got the boot. It's a great video but he didn't want to suck tranny dick so he's bad now.

Im pretty sure all they watch on YouTube are videos of children screaming but they turn the monitor off.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

And another one.

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Hostility is such a great ban reason on ResetEra. Pretty rich for a place that makes North Korea look like happy happy wonderland. Just ban the whole place then?

Just for the LGBT community on Resetera

https://youtu.be/rY0WxgSXdEE

The jannies are clearly sitting in real-time hosting a janny summit on discord discussing who to ban and for how long



None of them have replied to the topic since B-Dubs threat, just sitting sniping bans

I N S U R R E C T I O N

B-Dubs ain't stepping down bruh, he's friends with Isamu Fukui/Cerium and gets paid.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Just for the LGBT community on Resetera

https://youtu.be/rY0WxgSXdEE

The jannies are clearly sitting in real-time hosting a janny summit on discord discussing who to ban and for how long



None of them have replied to the topic since B-Dubs threat, just sitting sniping bans



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I N S U R R E C T I O N

B-Dubs ain't stepping down bruh, he's friends with Isamu Fukui/Cerium and gets paid.

S A V A G E

 

[AnOminous]

Remember, sabrina, female forum icon and Royalan slayer, was permanently banned for "comparing jannies to domestic abusers"

Well, they sure showed that fucking cunt whore what the price is for talking back to them! I hope her black eyes tell her to keep her mouth shut in the future, the whore. Look what she MADE them do to her!

 

[DriveByTrolling]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/resetera-tech-thread-5-24-19-site-update-report-bugs-here.118789/post-41434701

Tldr; "I've got mental health problems and everyone we ban is a bad faith actor"

Is there a single janny on Resetera who isn't riddled with mental health issues crying about how they need a rest from unpaid janny duties?

All while Isamu Fukui is spending all that Resetera ad money on whatever he wants without having to listen to the inmates screech.

 

[KingCoelacanth]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/resetera-tech-thread-5-24-19-site-update-report-bugs-here.118789/post-41434701

Tldr; "I've got mental health problems and everyone we ban is a bad faith actor"

Is there a single janny on Resetera who isn't riddled with mental health issues crying about how they need a rest from unpaid janny duties?

All while Isamu Fukui is spending all that Resetera ad money on whatever he wants without having to listen to the inmates screech.

Considering how many people get banned, being a janny is probably a full time job

 

[Impossible Brutality]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/resetera-tech-thread-5-24-19-site-update-report-bugs-here.118789/post-41434701

Tldr; "I've got mental health problems and everyone we ban is a bad faith actor"

Is there a single janny on Resetera who isn't riddled with mental health issues crying about how they need a rest from unpaid janny duties?

All while Isamu Fukui is spending all that Resetera ad money on whatever he wants without having to listen to the inmates screech.

The part where she basically says, "I've never seen so many complaints from one forum before" was beautiful.

Other great lines:

"You ran off all the mods who might've cared for you retards"

"I'm gonna off myself if I keep dealing with this zoo"

"B-Dubs, Cerium and Y2Kev make me eat off the floor while they watch Fox News"

"We will have a future echo chamber (Ban Boat) where you folxxxxxx can voice your screeches"

What a great and progressive forum that occasionally talks about Vidya gamergates!
Fuck the farms, I'm going back to the promised lands!!!


EDIT: More stupidity

Took 10 minutes for the first response since reading Delphines post is coma-inducing.

What makes them think if there is a "discussion thread", that the mods just won't shit talk somewhere else? Is this really about adding a tag function?

 

[DriveByTrolling]

Americans, Go Home: Canadians tracking U.S. boaters trying to sneak across the border by turning off transponders...

Americans have been a laughingstock for a while to the rest of the world, but during the pandemic, we see just how much of a lost cause they really are. I'm so tired of hearing "it isn't every American!" when it's very clearly still way over the acceptable threshold. These plague-carrying...

www.resetera.com

Banshee trolling again. Claims Canadian boyfriend can't be visited, profile says female but in this post claims can't go outside in America due to "gay panic"

 

[milkenjoyer]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/resetera-tech-thread-5-24-19-site-update-report-bugs-here.118789/post-41434701

Tldr; "I've got mental health problems and everyone we ban is a bad faith actor"

Is there a single janny on Resetera who isn't riddled with mental health issues crying about how they need a rest from unpaid janny duties?

All while Isamu Fukui is spending all that Resetera ad money on whatever he wants without having to listen to the inmates screech.

What a weak response. Everything she is so "puzzled" about has already been explained in that thread in a very civil manner. They implemented a non-polished feature with no announcements, and people didn't like that it made the thread pages cluttered. Then they quickly buried discussion about it and banned people because they are mentally so weak that they see any criticism as a direct attack against them.

I would love to see their mod discussions on Discord. Their turn-over is probably so quick that at this point no one knows each other, so there's no actual converstation as people don't want to interrupt each other's dilation sessions. Phrases like "I'll have to talk about this with the tech team" result in a Discord dm to the tech team (a single tranny) that doesn't get answered for days, and the response is "I'll do it next week" because no one is motivated to do work for free. All the while Isamu is nowhere to be seen. What a shitshow.

 

[KingCoelacanth]

Americans, Go Home: Canadians tracking U.S. boaters trying to sneak across the border by turning off transponders...

Americans have been a laughingstock for a while to the rest of the world, but during the pandemic, we see just how much of a lost cause they really are. I'm so tired of hearing "it isn't every American!" when it's very clearly still way over the acceptable threshold. These plague-carrying...

www.resetera.com

Banshee trolling again. Claims Canadian boyfriend can't be visited, profile says female but in this post claims can't go outside in America due to "gay panic"

Half of those posts are ironically talking about the situation the way that /pol/ would talk about illegal mexicans, but the other half seem to be doing so without irony.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/resetera-tech-thread-5-24-19-site-update-report-bugs-here.118789/post-41436849

Yaaaaas Slay Queen has arrived to assblast Cerium and the jannies

 

[SpaceCow]

What happened at the Hugos that got ResetEra this triggered?

From what I heard, George R. R. Martin. pronounced the names of some non-white people incorrectly. Also, he said nice things about some authors from the past that are "racist bigots". I'd love to know some of those authors... they're probably widely celebrated, but unfortunately white males.

 

[milkenjoyer]

From what I heard, George R. R. Martin. pronounced the names of some non-white people incorrectly. Also, he said nice things about some authors from the past that are "racist bigots". I'd love to know some of those authors... they're probably widely celebrated, but unfortunately white males.

Also something about the Oscar statuette not being a real man because it has no penis. Which is obviously very transphobic, and not just a vulgar joke.

 

[Emperor Julian]

what do they think they have that they can demand anything from the mods? they're universally despised on other forums and reset is already their attempt at a safe haven from the mean gamers so they can't just leave, they have no leverage.

 

[KingCoelacanth]

what leverage do they think they have that they can demand anything from the mods, they're universally despised on other forums and reset is already their attempt at a safe haven from the mean gamers so they can't just leave, they have no leverage.

They think they're on the right side and holding the sword of truth, which makes them invulnerable.

 

[Neil]

People behave this way when their lives are miserable and they get the tiniest amount of power. It's pathetic.

Every post I see on Resetera always makes me wonder and ask the question of these people live in real life, and how they are offline, if so many negative nancies can pile in with other negative nancies and continue to post on one of the world's saddest forums. There are people who have been posting to gamefaqs for the last 20some years and circlejerking about being in their private forum and/or being jannies on that site, yet they still aren't as pathetic as resetrannies.

 

[JimmyNugget]

I just want to take a moment to state the delicious irony. We have two XenForo forums. One is for creating a diverse, inclusive safe space where everyone can be themselves, together. All sunshine and rainbows and kittens. The other is a bunch of evil gam*rgators getting together to laugh, ridicule, dox and play mean girls to a bunch of literal and figurative retards on the internet. Total doomer schadenfreude.

Can you guess which forum actually has the more tightknit, welcoming community? Which has more fair and evenkeel jannies? Which has more engaged management? Of course you can, you're on it. It's the one that doesn't need to hold grand summits to figure out Be civil™.
E: I somehow forgot to mention that in perhaps the biggest irony KF has the greater diversity; of opinions at least, but probably also everything else.

Case in point, Hecht is going to kill himself and everyone's going to do mental gymnastics to rationalize that they couldn't be arsed to send the suicide hotline.

Welcoming yes, if you stay out of A&N and some Happening threads.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

What a weak response. Everything she is so "puzzled" about has already been explained in that thread in a very civil manner. They implemented a non-polished feature with no announcements, and people didn't like that it made the thread pages cluttered. Then they quickly buried discussion about it and banned people because they are mentally so weak that they see any criticism as a direct attack against them.

I would love to see their mod discussions on Discord. Their turn-over is probably so quick that at this point no one knows each other, so there's no actual converstation as people don't want to interrupt each other's dilation sessions. Phrases like "I'll have to talk about this with the tech team" result in a Discord dm to the tech team (a single tranny) that doesn't get answered for days, and the response is "I'll do it next week" because no one is motivated to do work for free. All the while Isamu is nowhere to be seen. What a shitshow.

Excuse me, I believe "single tranny" is redundant.

 

[Impossible Brutality]

Every post I see on Resetera always makes me wonder and ask the question of these people live in real life, and how they are offline, if so many negative nancies can pile in with other negative nancies and continue to post on one of the world's saddest forums. There are people who have been posting to gamefaqs for the last 20some years and circlejerking about being in their private forum and/or being jannies on that site, yet they still aren't as pathetic as resetrannies.

They don't live outside of the 'forum'. Some of them average like a post an hour, since the site opened. Even then they still post elsewhere (Twitter, some other shithole, Facebook and of course browse here ). Even if they say they are doing anything else with their pointless lives, it's a LARP.

That being said, I've gone and gotten decent info from gamefaqs before. Never went there and thought, "fuck, these are some pathetic mother fuckers". Maybe I went to the wrong places, who knows...

Also, At least GAF had some funny shit at points and decent shit posters. The dude Nate who watched porn and jerked off with his sister in the room was lovably retarded. The horse detective guy was pretty good too.

But retardera is just a miserable shithole that will linger on until the end of time. A place not a single person will enjoy. Ever.

 

[AnOminous]

Every post I see on Resetera always makes me wonder and ask the question of these people live in real life, and how they are offline, if so many negative nancies can pile in with other negative nancies and continue to post on one of the world's saddest forums. There are people who have been posting to gamefaqs for the last 20some years and circlejerking about being in their private forum and/or being jannies on that site, yet they still aren't as pathetic as resetrannies.

There's nothing inherently pathetic about being some janny on gamefaqs or maintaining some autistic list of information about some vidya you like, even for 20 years.

Being on RetardEra is inherently pathetic, though, being some freak who spends every waking moment in a quivering tard rage that somewhere, someone is having fun and yikes it's problematic.