NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

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Yeah, I really liked it. I think the name change sucked though but the fact they still make these guys mad is the icing on the cake.
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Difficulty is a little inconsistent acrosss levels and weapon variety could have been better, otherwise it's very solid, great soundtrack too!
 
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Because the ban messages weren't already clusterfucky enough now they've added threadban messages too

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Dick Kickem's autistic crusade leads him to stalk people offsite lest they dare continue expressing wrongthink

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Undeterred, he continued sperging out and ended up getting banned. Pour one out for our fallen soldier.

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You're either 100% pure or 100% shitlord.
 
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POSTAL 2 is a masterpiece of sandbox FPS craftsmanship, and these Philistines on ResetEra are doing us all a tremendous service by actively staying the fuck away from it and the company that made it. It's always great when the people who would take the things you enjoy and bathe them in carcinogens voluntarily exclude themselves from any opportunity to do so. Please, continue gatekeeping yourselves away from anything and everything I like, Resetards. Makes it easier for those things to keep being things I like, free of your malign influence.

Also, I cannot possibly be the only one experiencing riotous laughter internally at the mere thought of some nameless ResetEra plebeian saying "I tweeted at them" and treating it as a serious step along the road to getting something done. How soon they forget the lessons of Ion Maiden's review bombing -- you know, the lessons that involved Era attempting a bomb first, which failed miserably, and was promptly eclipsed by an actually massive bomb dropped by actual fans who weren't about to sit by and let moralfaggot busybodies dictate the contents of a video game. 3D Realms of all companies is now painfully aware of which side its bread is buttered on. A tweet isn't going to do anything.
 
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Oh Shit I'm Sorry said:
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Because the ban messages weren't already clusterfucky enough now they've added threadban messages too

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Dick Kickem's autistic crusade leads him to stalk people offsite lest they dare continue expressing wrongthink

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Undeterred, he continued sperging out and ended up getting banned. Pour one out for our fallen soldier.

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You're either 100% pure or 100% shitlord.
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this looks cool
 
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I'm sure Dave is very hurt about being unfollowed by the kind of lunatic who sends him this shit. I'm even more sure that he's seriously considering pissing off all his business associates and damaging his own business to appeal to weirdos who dont play games
 
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ChefKiss said:
I'm sure Dave is very hurt about being unfollowed by the kind of lunatic who sends him this shit. I'm even more sure that he's seriously considering pissing off all his business associates and damaging his own business to appeal to weirdos who dont play games
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He thankfully realized they were a massive shithole over the last chimpout they had over dumb shit.
 
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Herbert West Reanimator said:
POSTAL 2 is a masterpiece of sandbox FPS craftsmanship, and these Philistines on ResetEra are doing us all a tremendous service by actively staying the fuck away from it and the company that made it. It's always great when the people who would take the things you enjoy and bathe them in carcinogens voluntarily exclude themselves from any opportunity to do so. Please, continue gatekeeping yourselves away from anything and everything I like, Resetards. Makes it easier for those things to keep being things I like, free of your malign influence.

Also, I cannot possibly be the only one experiencing riotous laughter internally at the mere thought of some nameless ResetEra plebeian saying "I tweeted at them" and treating it as a serious step along the road to getting something done. How soon they forget the lessons of Ion Maiden's review bombing -- you know, the lessons that involved Era attempting a bomb first, which failed miserably, and was promptly eclipsed by an actually massive bomb dropped by actual fans who weren't about to sit by and let moralfaggot busybodies dictate the contents of a video game. 3D Realms of all companies is now painfully aware of which side its bread is buttered on. A tweet isn't going to do anything.
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Thanks Civvie very cool.
 
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Herbert West Reanimator said:
POSTAL 2 is a masterpiece of sandbox FPS craftsmanship, and these Philistines on ResetEra are doing us all a tremendous service by actively staying the fuck away from it and the company that made it. It's always great when the people who would take the things you enjoy and bathe them in carcinogens voluntarily exclude themselves from any opportunity to do so. Please, continue gatekeeping yourselves away from anything and everything I like, Resetards. Makes it easier for those things to keep being things I like, free of your malign influence.

Also, I cannot possibly be the only one experiencing riotous laughter internally at the mere thought of some nameless ResetEra plebeian saying "I tweeted at them" and treating it as a serious step along the road to getting something done. How soon they forget the lessons of Ion Maiden's review bombing -- you know, the lessons that involved Era attempting a bomb first, which failed miserably, and was promptly eclipsed by an actually massive bomb dropped by actual fans who weren't about to sit by and let moralfaggot busybodies dictate the contents of a video game. 3D Realms of all companies is now painfully aware of which side its bread is buttered on. A tweet isn't going to do anything.
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Also don't forget that the Postal series is getting a new video game soon anyway.
 
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A gay white man gets murdered in the UK, surely there will be mass outrage?


Nah fam, killer is black, let the topic die

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I used to love this game on NeoGAF. Any topic where someone dies or there is some sort of attack opens with "concerned GAF/Resetera posters" but if a page later it's found out it's a black man or a Muslim, the topic instantly stops getting replies.

It was always the funniest when it was the Black Culture Thread regulars mass chimping out blaming whitey in advance, before the arrest or pics came in and it was a feral brother. They would then all scurry away.
 
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DriveByTrolling said:
A gay white man gets murdered in the UK, surely there will be mass outrage?


Nah fam, killer is black, let the topic die

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I used to love this game on NeoGAF. Any topic where someone dies or there is some sort of attack opens with "concerned GAF/Resetera posters" but if a page later it's found out it's a black man or a Muslim, the topic instantly stops getting replies.

It was always the funniest when it was the Black Culture Thread regulars mass chimping out blaming whitey in advance, before the arrest or pics came in and it was a feral brother. They would then all scurry away.
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My favorite will always be the Etika thread. The amount of 180's was beautiful.
 
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No one likes Resetera, not even Redditfags.
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When even reddit's shitting on you, you simply can't get any worse.

I was going to add a caveat to that zinger but then I remembered how much Reeeee loves their paedophilia apologists. I legitimately can't think of a way they could get worse.
 
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BubbleButt said:
BIGGEST AND MOST POPULAR GAMING FORUM ON THE INTERNET:

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They have a nice little thread about KotakuUK.

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i-Jest is comforted by this mental image; it is preferable to the one of our hapless laid-off games journalists' feet stopping six inches above the floor of their apartment living room.

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JimNastics puts a lot of effort into fighting back against the malevolent influence of Future -- a whole 43 facial muscles' worth of effort for a few seconds each time he commutes. Well, maybe only 11 muscles' worth, depending on your source. Or maybe he's Russell Greer and exerts no effort to frown at all.

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Robin64 drops a pretty good diss; shame he just outed himself as one of those pesky ad-haters. His account is in jeopardy now! The full image posted, for reference:

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Wing Scarab's account is also in jeopardy for having besmirched the fine Qu'ran-abiding nation of Britbongistan.

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WillJoe bids good riddance to a malignant tumor and wishes its now-scattered cells the best of luck in colonizing other sites.
 
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