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Astro just over a week ago

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Astro today. Just when I thought he couldn't get any more pathetic 😂
 
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PunishedFox said:
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Astro just over a week ago

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Astro today. Just when I thought he couldn't get any more pathetic 😂
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it's so weird how these types have views and ideas are pretty much a religion to them, and no deviation is accepted, but at the same time they have no principles so they often indulge in the same things they screech about being evil or whatever.

it's both hilarious and pathetic.
 
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Still no big comment from B-dubs. Every ex and current staff alluded to him holding all the power and yet... nothing. Either the guy is burned out or big chances are coming.

Those people sure make it hard for themselves. They had a billion excuses to ban 3/4 of TransEra on the spot and they didn't...
 
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KetKat is quickly turning into the John Connor of gender dysphoria.
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I fell for the gay sex thing. There's a hot asian lady standing out in the open and you think you're paying for her but really it's a guy leaning behind a pillar. Oof.
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When you're given the choice between a girl and guy at Clouds, I skipped through the dialogue and didn't recall if Angel or Skye was the girl. Needless to say I ended up holding hands and discussing my fear of death in bed with a male prostitute.
 
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Helvetica said:
it's so weird how these types have views and ideas are pretty much a religion to them, and no deviation is accepted, but at the same time they have no principles so they often indulge in the same things they screech about being evil or whatever.

it's both hilarious and pathetic.
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It is a religion, and these people are the scummy, hypocritical fundamentalists. They're like the rabid homophobic evangelist that gets caught in a hotel room getting spitroasted, or the old church ladies that go out to eat after church and make the server's life hell.

They don't actually want to do good, they want to wield their false righteousness as a cudgel and shield and make everyone else as miserable as they are.
 
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Unpaid Emotional Labourer said:
I try to explain this to them as well. The one reason a group might freely choose to help another at no benefit to themselves (as opposed to virtue signaling) is that the benefit is actually there, it’s just small and personal; it makes them feel good to help someone they think needs help. But that is now white supremacy, to feel good, even if you don’t advertise it. You can’t provide the gibs and support and feel good. They want the gibs and support, but they demand you feel bad. They demand you perceive this as your punishment...which it is.

I honestly cannot believe I used to be a liberal white girl who legit believed that non-white people would be totally cool toward us as we balanced out power and as their numbers grew. I guess I grew up watching Morgan Freeman play God too much. Why I did not see the sadism and vindictiveness, the tribalism...tribalism means you want to punish and destroy anyone from the other tribe because of who they are. Tribalism demands that the enemy children pay for the sins of the fathers, eternally.

So anyway I try to explain and say look, y’all say white (or cis, or straight, or male) people are the devil, and have ALL the power and that is why it is ok for you to do and say anything, you’re punching up, you have no power so it’s fine for you to go nuts and attack the ones in power.

But let’s pretend for a moment you actually believe that, and let me ask you this: why the fuck aren’t you acting scared? If the enemy has all the power, shouldn’t you sit your ass down at the very least, and prepare to kiss the ring at the most? But you are not scared. The opposite. You believe you have all the power and can act with impunity. You can do or say whatever you want, because while you claim the white straight cis male overlords have all the power (and any slice of that also has derived power), you act like we’re your hostages. And beyond that, hostages who are supposed to stay there voluntarily and tighten their own bonds.

I am just some Karen, so I actually am not a threat. But those white cis straight males you keep saying are in charge can be. How long do you think they’re going to smile and put up with this? If you think they have all the power, why don’t they stomp you out of existence? Either they have no power or they are choosing to restrain themselves, and for the most part it’s to be humane, not because they feel constrained. That white patriarchy you despise so much is what is lending them on the whole this tolerant, paternal view of your shenanigans. To treat you like unruly kids who just need more help to become better.

How long do you think you can count on those guys to feel humanely toward you in the face of your daily, hourly, grinding insistence that they aren’t human, themselves? How long do you expect these people who actually never have felt like a tribe at all to suffer your endless tribalist attacks during which you insist they ARE a tribe...before they shrug and go huh, ok, we’re a tribe? Sure, if you insist. Do you want to see us turn into the tribalists you claim we are? Do you want to see the white patriarchy stop being the tolerant and paternal sort? Right now and for as long as any of y’all can remember you have been seeing the New Testament version of patriarchy. You want to see the Old Testament version?

To culturally appropriate from AAVE, you can’t handle all that smoke.
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Hey bitch, is this place becoming resetera
What's this feminist diatribe.
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I guess I grew up watching Morgan Freeman play God too much [...] Do you want to see us turn into the tribalists you claim we are? Do you want to see the white patriarchy stop being the tolerant and paternal sort? Right now and for as long as any of y’all can remember you have been seeing the New Testament version of patriarchy. You want to see the Old Testament version?
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We need an old testament Morgan Freeman tbh.
 
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Astro says here that his friend bought the game and that he gave Astro access to his account so he could play and give impressions. Of course, I'm sure this is bullshit and Astro did just buy the game on his own account.
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Attaching this altogether for newcomers. All this lying for a video game.
 
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Getting in power would be the worst thing for TransEra, they'd be better off letting all the shit stirrers being culled. This is largely for two reasons:

First, these people subsist on negativity, they have to "fight" against something and if they're in charge, they start ripping each other's throats out. I've known lots of people who are about in Pride/LGBT orgs and circles and no matter what, the people in charge all end up hating each other before a year is out. Most people see this in generally sjw-y groups but (for whatever reason) this intensifies massively in queer spaces.

Second, once the coup is complete, TransEra is quickly going to find you can't put Humpty Dumpty back together again. If they get in to power by leaking PMs, harassing mods, shitting up threads and conspiring in gayop discords, I find it hard to believe that the other splinter groups aren't going to at least try to replicate the success. I hope the new troon mods look forward to 7000 word manifestos in threads talking about about how they're white supremacists because they didn't unmod someone for accidentally using AAVE 5 years ago in a private DM on a different website.

Sadly (for TransEra) I think this might be what ends up happening. The mods (from what little I've seen) seem to have absolutely no gumption at all. They always cuck in the end. There is nothing worse than a broken system ran by people with a guilty conscious. Good news for us though, no matter what these people do, they'll always be good for a cheap laugh.
 
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“This isn’t my last chance, it’s yours” is so transparently abusive, it’s cartoonish. Like something the villain in a Fatal Attraction clone says before going full psycho.
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These troons are used to shrieking "I feel UNSAFE! REEEEEE I'm suicidal!" But when everyone's troons these men in dresses end up shrieking at each other "NO I FEEL MORE UNSAFE I FEEL MORE SUICIDAL!"
 
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