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If Zelda were black, they'd complain that the game perpetuated the harmful racist stereotype of the White Savior Complex by having a white Link save a black Zelda.

If you made Link and Zelda black and Ganon white, they'd complain that it contains a triggering depiction of their ancestors being stolen and taken into slavery.

If you made everybody in the game black, they'd complain that it perpetuates harmful racist stereotypes about black ghettoes being high in crime and violence.

R.E.O. Spedwagon said:
You'd think they'd be okay with Kainé, given that her story involves her being born with a dick, but I guess that it only counts when its being written by superior western developers, instead of those icky Japanese.
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I don’t know how long I slept, but I awoke from the coldness of the night air piercing my skin. It was still quiet and dark outside, the sun not yet having risen. When I looked to my side, the sleeping form of the woman was no longer there. Straining my eyes, I saw drops of blood on the floor leading to the door.

Alarmed, I rushed out myself. Making my way through the obscuring mist, I soon felt the presence of someone off a bit further into the bushes. I raised my voice to call for her, before realizing I had yet to ask her name. In this night previously muted by silence, the sudden sound of pained, ragged panting pierced my ears. There was no mistaking it, that was her voice.

"Ugh… hah… hah, hah, hah, hah… haaaah…"

Had her wound reopened? Did she come out here to withstand the pain alone? Needing to know, I stepped forward.

"Are you all right? I can redress your wound…"

The mist lightened enough for me to see her form. I gave a sharp gasp once I had.

She really was possessed. The left half of her body swelled with unfathomable darkness, peculiar lumps circulating within it. It seemed as if another creature, with its own will, separate from the rest of her.

She had noticed me by then, so I did my best not to look disturbed. Repeating ‘all men are brothers’ in my mind like a prayer, I showed her a smile. But her gaze was turned downward. I followed it, my eyes were pulled toward what she held in her demonic left hand. The moment I comprehended what it was, all the hairs on my body were standing on end.

What she held in her hand was… a large, engorged male member… yet it was hers. Upon the swarthy organ there were littered many veins, which I could even clearly see throbbing.

She wasn’t merely possessed. She was of both sexes!

"On nights after I kill shades… …I can’t stop myself…"

Lifting her head to face me in the mist, the woman spoke her first words to me. Her eyes were narrowed, her thin lips opened like a thin cut on her face. Her pupils locked onto me as their target, her left hand began to move up and down furiously. Her breathing became even more ragged, and her upturned eyes began to lose their focus. I knew what was coming next.

"Stop it!"

I cried, averting my eyes from the moment of climax.

"Don’t come near me, you… you monster!"
(Witches' Sabbath)
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Ah now I understand why Kaine dresses like that.

He's a degenerate.
 
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Hilarious to see some many people agreeing with that dude getting blocked but the guy himself isn't lol

Makes me wonder if it's bait meant to expose and ban people
 
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Ctrl+Alt+Rt said:
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In every possible outcome, they'd complain. And they'd still either consoom or not consoom the item in question. So fucking ignore their complaining! Because if you ruin your product to pander to these worthless idiots, your core constituency will quit buying it!

Get woke, go broke, sometimes it takes longer though.
 
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Blackwashing is so fucking dumb. Just make your own characters with their own lore instead of darkening some random japanese ones you uncreative fucks.

The Hylians were given British accents and blonde hair, blue eyes on purpose because that's the Japanese idea of a stereotypical anglo.

Static Shock was a LOT more meaningful/enjoyable to me as a kid than any dumb fuck recoloring Princess Peach or Link black.
I'm pretty sure the same could be said for kids nowadays with that Craig of the Creek show since it has original, non-white protagonist characters that they can relate to, rather than something altered by hipster faggots jumping on something seen as "nostalgic" or "pop culture" and trying to force themselves onto it.

Though, I will say, the article isn't worth too much racket. These people don't have control over Zelda and Aounuma's not changing a damn thing about the characters over some western trannies whining about needing polygonal vidya characters to validate them.
Shit like this has been a dime a dozen since the GG days.
 
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Coccxys said:
The whole Empire Stormcloaks thing in Skyrim was poorly done at best anyway. Given you could join the empire, kill Ulfric Stormcloak and make peace through the land and then follow a storyline that ended up with you assassinating the emperor. Plus all the main story quests that had you fighting the Thalmor, an empire ally. It was such a mess of conflicting "choices" where choosing a side really didn't have an impact on a lot of story lines that had you taking a side.
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There tended not to be many survivors around once you finished your quests. I feel like that explained a lot of the inconsistencies.
 
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So, Nepenthe berates a brown person for not being black, and says they don't get to have an opinion. Buuuut, she ignores the black person that the brown person quoted that has the exact same opinion?
 
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So, Nepenthe berates a brown person for not being black, and says they don't get to have an opinion. Buuuut, she ignores the black person that the brown person quoted that has the exact same opinion?
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Calling another long-time user a house nigger would probably be over the line even for Nepenthe.
 
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LemmeSee said:
There tended not to be many survivors around once you finished your quests. I feel like that explained a lot of the inconsistencies.
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That, and the fact that the Empire fucking hates the Thalmor. They're not allies, they have an extremely uneasy peace treaty that the Empire plans to break the literal second they can figure out how to win the ensuing war.

As far as an Empire loyalist killing the Emperor... well, the Dark Brotherhood says explicitly that they don't care about your politics as long as you get the job done. I mean, it's weird, but no weirder than all the other conflicting loyalties in Elder Scrolls. There's a running joke in the fandom about what happens to player characters in the afterlife, because in the course of your adventures you end up owing your souls to about a hundred different gods and devils.
 
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DarkSydeBills said:
I think I'm worse in that my brain unconsciously associates 'POC" with 'Piece Of Crap'.
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Spoken like a real person over silicon!
But then again I too get my abbreviations mixed up sometimes and you know what they say, young meatheads merrily vilipend.

In other news, Neogaf apparently decided to shut down their only money maker, aka the “I got perma’d from retardera but is fine them troons suck anyways” thread.
How long before the elf is just another random dude waiting in line for food stamps?
 
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