NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[Doppelmonger]

The rest of this was good advice, but in most cases, you want the new tires on the rear. If you lose traction at the front due to tread wear, the vehicle will exhibit understeer, which is generally safe and predictable and countered in most cases simply by reducing speed - most cars are designed to understeer to some degree, with the exceptions generally being sports cars. If you lose traction at the rear, the result is oversteer, which can be challenging for unskilled drivers to deal with.

Good read and good point, I forgot about that problem. But then I was told from a young age to put the new tires at the front, idk if it has some relation that my family mostly owned rear wheel drive cars, and to this day in my POS 2001 Ford Ka I mount the new ones at the front.

I edited my post to reflect this new piece of info. Thanks!

 

[DriveByTrolling]

Isnt NinjaScooter one of the bigger hollier than thou smartasses on the forum? Fucking lol if he really got scammed with those tires

NiggaScooter has been a lolcow since the NeoGAF days. Goes quiet for a while but always pops back up with more of what you'd expect from the charmin soft NeoGAF Resetera Black Culture Thread gang.

 

[Cured Tranny]

This guy! Can't wait to see what MOMMA said.

Has anyone in here gotten Botox for Hyperhidrosis?

I thought losing weight would help but nope it’s so annoying now that it’s summer I am GUARANTEED to be drenched in sweat within a few minutes if I’m walking outside. Like there’s no point in me even doing skincare. In fact this just happened. I did a 7 min walk to Starbucks and back and ive...

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I want to vent about my mother. My mother who is neglectful and frustrating. (Pro-parent ppl go away

If you’re going to say “if you don’t like it, move out you baby,” I don’t want to hear it. I’m thankful I have a roof to sleep under but honestly that’s about it. Before my dad died tbh she was a vile bitch. Like when I was in elementary I still remember this one time where she picked me up...

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My mom’s (unsolicited) advice amounts to saying “why don’t you do this?” and “you should be doing this” and doesn’t get why I get pissed off

Like for example this morning, I wake up and 2 seconds later my mom comes next to me and starts talking about my hookah/shisha smoking which I said was temporary (I’ve done this before, where I smoked it for a few weeks and then easily didn’t smoke it for months or years). Her “advice” amounted...

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I think it’s time for me to admit to myself that I don’t love my mom

I’ve noticed in stories I’m very sensitive to mother/daughter or mother/son relationships it’s probably because I’m living vicariously through them they usually depict a mom that provides emotional support security isn’t neglectful They usually depict the kind of mother I will never have...

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Am I being a brat for getting angry at my mom for this, or is this a “her house her rules” thing in your eyes. Sorry for thread spamming

Sorry for thread spamming. I want to reboot the other thread I made which I will link. I’m just clearly not well rn and I feel like I’m going to have a panic attack. I’m going to see a friend soon but I still wanted to make this thread anyways, pretty sure this is still on the front page...

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This tranny is weird. Why asking for advice if you do not want to listen the best advice?!

He probably wants someone to pay Botox for him.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

What a strange thing to lie about. There's DOT code on the tires that shows the week and year of manufacture. If that tire was a person, some Era posters would consider it too old to date.

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But at least he did the right thing and donated all four tires to a museum.

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Nah, just kidding.

Isnt NinjaScooter one of the bigger hollier than thou smartasses on the forum? Fucking lol if he really got scammed with those tires

He paid $250 for the new tire:

 

[Duration Pending]

This tranny is weird. Why asking for advice if you do not want to listen the best advice?!

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He probably wants someone to pay Botox for him.

This dude is one of my favorites on the forums. I don't think he's a tranny at all. I think he sees himself as some "quirky" but loveable dude. If you're an adult male and you're posting multiple threads about the problems you're having with your mommy then you're so far beyond pathetic. You're only goal at that point should be getting any kind of job to get your own place, but he spends his stimmy checks on botox and other weird shit like that.

 

[Do_as_I_say_not_as_I_do]

I'm 30 going on 31, and I'm having a hard time

First, I apologize for cluttering Era with my obvious need for therapy, but I don't really have any friends, so I was hoping to crowdsource some advice or maybe just some words of encouragement. I don't know. I don't even know how to approach this. A few things about me and what I'm going...

www.resetera.com

Just so much to unpack. When the least sad part is thinking you can write for IGN or Kotaku.

 

[Alexander Thaut]

I'm 30 going on 31, and I'm having a hard time

First, I apologize for cluttering Era with my obvious need for therapy, but I don't really have any friends, so I was hoping to crowdsource some advice or maybe just some words of encouragement. I don't know. I don't even know how to approach this. A few things about me and what I'm going...

www.resetera.com

Just so much to unpack. When the least sad part is thinking you can write for IGN or Kotaku.

it's sad but it almost looks like a normie.

almost.

Getting teaching certification can't be that hard. Nigga needs to go to therapy or some shit to get it together.

 

[WhatInTheActualFuck]

He paid $250 for the new tire:
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Good god. Those are ~$160 at Tire Rack for a typical CUV size.

 

[Screw Danlon]

I'm 30 going on 31, and I'm having a hard time

First, I apologize for cluttering Era with my obvious need for therapy, but I don't really have any friends, so I was hoping to crowdsource some advice or maybe just some words of encouragement. I don't know. I don't even know how to approach this. A few things about me and what I'm going...

www.resetera.com

Just so much to unpack. When the least sad part is thinking you can write for IGN or Kotaku.

Dude, if you’ve been spending 4 hours a day “practicing your craft”, how do you not have samples? Do you delete them?

Also, if you want to work for a site like Kotaku, how do you not have a review site? Hell, I wrote for a review blog a friend started for a year just because I had some thoughts on games I wanted to get off my chest. If you want to do this for a living, put in some basic legwork.

And, if you want to write a book - WRITE A FUCKING BOOK. I wrote a book, didn’t like it enough to try to get it published, but I wrote one. I have several friends who are published who will tell you the hardest part of getting a book deal is writing the book. So write the book.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Further along in the thread people found the same tire available online for $40

Dude, if you’ve been spending 4 hours a day “practicing your craft”, how do you not have samples? Do you delete them?

Also, if you want to write a book - WRITE A FUCKING BOOK. I wrote a book, didn’t like it enough to try to get it published, but I wrote one. I have several friends who are published who will tell you the hardest part of getting a book deal is writing the book. So write the book.

Also these days you can self-publish pretty easily through Amazon or similar.

 

[Bébé]

retard wonders why he isn't a successful writer when he hasn't written anything, holy shit

 

[Alexander Thaut]

retard wonders why he isn't a succesful writer when he hasn't written anything, holy shit

gotta be starving to be an artist.

 

[Doppelmonger]

Good god. Those are ~$160 at Tire Rack for a typical CUV size.

Further along in the thread people found the same tire available online for $40

A fool and his money are easily parted as they say. That is why you learn basic mechanic skills and knowledge before even considering driving a car so you do not get ripped off.

 

[Dick Justice]

Nigga, if one of your tires is bad you buy them in pairs of the same brand and model, check the old ones and keep the most serviceable one as a full size spare if possible. New tires ALWAYS at the front. Looks like new tires are better on the back of the car. I also hope that the tire was balanced correctly if he does not want the steering wheel trembling at moderate to high speeds (and if they do not scammed him on that). You do not skimp on tires, specially the ones that control direction!

And for the love of everything good, go and align your fucking car.

Keep giving him unsolicited advice, I'm eventually sure he'll join the thread just to acknowledge his stupidity and thank you.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Target closing San Francisco stores early in response to theft and safety concerns News

https://www.yahoo.com/news/target-closing-san-francisco-stores-170500607.html “For more than a month, we’ve been experiencing a significant and alarming rise in theft and security incidents at our San Francisco stores, similar to reports from other retailers in the area. Target is engaging...

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This thread just starting out and already getting good.

 

[Cured Tranny]

I'm 30 going on 31, and I'm having a hard time

First, I apologize for cluttering Era with my obvious need for therapy, but I don't really have any friends, so I was hoping to crowdsource some advice or maybe just some words of encouragement. I don't know. I don't even know how to approach this. A few things about me and what I'm going...

www.resetera.com

Just so much to unpack. When the least sad part is thinking you can write for IGN or Kotaku.

How does a person like that get married? Unless his wife is his hand.

 

[WhatInTheActualFuck]

Target closing San Francisco stores early in response to theft and safety concerns News

https://www.yahoo.com/news/target-closing-san-francisco-stores-170500607.html “For more than a month, we’ve been experiencing a significant and alarming rise in theft and security incidents at our San Francisco stores, similar to reports from other retailers in the area. Target is engaging...

www.resetera.com

This thread just starting out and already getting good.

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Target should skip the half-measures and just close the location down, relocate the remaining inventory to another store and sell the property to some developer to build seven-figure condos (or even better, luxury long-term parking facilities or similar super-bougie shit) on. Same goes for every other business running at a loss due to the rampant theft that the local government refuses to prosecute.

The sooner they turn the place into a retail desert, the better.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

I'm 30 going on 31, and I'm having a hard time

First, I apologize for cluttering Era with my obvious need for therapy, but I don't really have any friends, so I was hoping to crowdsource some advice or maybe just some words of encouragement. I don't know. I don't even know how to approach this. A few things about me and what I'm going...

www.resetera.com

Just so much to unpack. When the least sad part is thinking you can write for IGN or Kotaku.

Not got time to deal with that pity party and autism properly, but one piece of advice I can give is get off Resetera. Don't listen to any posters on that forum.

Congratulations, your life is already a bit better.

 

[Trober]

Target closing San Francisco stores early in response to theft and safety concerns News

https://www.yahoo.com/news/target-closing-san-francisco-stores-170500607.html “For more than a month, we’ve been experiencing a significant and alarming rise in theft and security incidents at our San Francisco stores, similar to reports from other retailers in the area. Target is engaging...

www.resetera.com

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What I find funny about this post is people like this that say it's prohibitively expensive to live there but won't move becaues they should be able to live where they want. Then when it comes to industries being killed in other parts of the country they say you have no right to live there why not just move.

 

[atleast3letterslong]

Target closing San Francisco stores early in response to theft and safety concerns News

https://www.yahoo.com/news/target-closing-san-francisco-stores-170500607.html “For more than a month, we’ve been experiencing a significant and alarming rise in theft and security incidents at our San Francisco stores, similar to reports from other retailers in the area. Target is engaging...

www.resetera.com

This thread just starting out and already getting good.

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Nagatoro profile picture lmao

They're under the impression that it's the poor who are stealing from the stores and not organized criminals. They're not poor and needy the people who are poor and needy are working at target. Hilarious.