NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[DangerWank]

Literally the same political party that murdered nearly 100 million chinese people. In warped Communist minds these murders were justified. (Fun fact: The Berlin Wall was called the "Anti Fascist Protection Barrier" in East Germany)
But hey, it's not like they were invading another country or something! Everything Communist governments do to "their own" people is worse than what an invading force would do to a foreign people.

To them, commie countries are a paradise and seem to think they would would welcome their pretentious trooning faggotry with open arms

 

[DangerWank]

Tales of a Dragon is better written then Persona? Steven Universe has heartfelt and complex writing and Persona doesn’t?

I don’t think Persona’s the best game ever made, but it’s extremely well-written and quite nuanced. And the implication that you somehow “age out” of games about high school (and college in P4 Strikers) students, but not out of cartoons about middle schoolers?

Dude’s high as a kite.

They couldn’t play a FF game because the character was 20? What? Have they never played a Mario game then?

 

[Screw Danlon]

Candace Parker is the first female athlete featured on the cover of NBA2K

Thread title says it all really.

www.resetera.com

Where is that WNBA OT? Oh wait...

Does anyone here watch the WNBA?

I recently found out the League Pass is only $20 CAD, which is a steal, so I bought it and downloaded the Apple TV app. I'm hoping to get into it with my girlfriend over the summer. I've been able to catch a few games so far and have been enjoying them. Are there any fans on Era?

www.resetera.com

Let's try this again!

OMFG. WNBA has been in the game since NBA2K20, which came out 2 years ago (in 2019). These people can’t even do the basic check on a game they claim to want to play. Granted, I don’t think you can play a WNBA career, and they don’t show up in the MyTeam mode either. But since basically no one cares, that’s probably justified.

Also, I love the NBA2K games even though they’re filled to the gills with microtransaction bullshit. Also also, Candace Parker seems like a decent person from the few interviews I’ve seen with her, so I’m glad to see she‘s getting some propers.

 

[Coily]

It's quite a sight seeing them orgasming at Lord Gaben's new shiny toy. Day zero, day zero, day zero! shouts the staunch anticapitalists.

 

[School of Fish]

It's quite a sight seeing them orgasming at Lord Gaben's new shiny toy. Day zero, day zero, day zero! shouts the staunch anticapitalists.

Well since the Steam Deck is Linux based since it does uses a Linux distro called 'Steam OS', I do wonder if this will finally lead to more gaming on Linux and people will then start taking Linux more seriously? I'm a big advocate for free and open source technology as this can benefit people and the Internet more to create a more free and open society since these things do promote freedom and anti-censorship then.

Now I don't know about you or anyone else here but fuck Microsoft and fuck their bullshit spyware that is the Windows operating system anyway.

 

[jallsballs]

Well since the Steam Deck is Linux based since it does uses a Linux distro called 'Steam OS', I do wonder if this will finally lead to more gaming on Linux and people will then start taking Linux more seriously? I'm a big advocate for free and open source technology as this can benefit people and the Internet more to create a more free and open society since these things do promote freedom and anti-censorship then.

Now I don't know about you or anyone else here but fuck Microsoft and fuck their bullshit spyware that is the Windows operating system anyway.

ill wager most people will just wipe steamos and install windows on it

 

[Do_as_I_say_not_as_I_do]

When I wake up depressed, my wife makes me buy the most needless and silly thing that is on my “want” list

And it usually helps. I never really thought about it until yesterday, but we’ve been doing this for a few years now. She specifically says stuff like “You need a present, and don’t try to buy something you need.” She won’t even let me buy a movie or a current gen game unless it’s like some...

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Sex dolls are really getting advanced AI. I love that the "gift" has to be a really specific set of "toy." Also that toy has to be the gayest shit one could consume. This person has a psychiatrist and a therapist and is on a bunch of meds. Also we find later on the "wife" proposed to him.

Wow! Depressed in quotes is a serious trigger. Might want to schedule an emergency visit to the psychiatrist the therapist and a labotomist.

 

[Shaka Brah]

When I wake up depressed, my wife makes me buy the most needless and silly thing that is on my “want” list

And it usually helps. I never really thought about it until yesterday, but we’ve been doing this for a few years now. She specifically says stuff like “You need a present, and don’t try to buy something you need.” She won’t even let me buy a movie or a current gen game unless it’s like some...

www.resetera.com

Sex dolls are really getting advanced AI. I love that the "gift" has to be a really specific set of "toy." Also that toy has to be the gayest shit one could consume. This person has a psychiatrist and a therapist and is on a bunch of meds. Also we find later on the "wife" proposed to him.

Wow! Depressed in quotes is a serious trigger. Might want to schedule an emergency visit to the psychiatrist the therapist and a labotomist.

Man, this is depressing. Is there anyone on ERA who's in a relationship that isn't abusive or self-destructive?

 

[jallsballs]

This is from this thread:

Luca, Disney and queerbaiting in animation

https://theconversation.com/amp/luca-disney-and-queerbaiting-in-animation-164349 Back in June, Disney released Pixar’s latest feature film, Luca. Set in the fictional seaside town of Portorosso, Luca is a story of adventure, escape, difference and found family. It’s also, according to many, a...

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I thought the ban was particularly funny because there is nothing whatsoever in the movie alluding to them being gay, they are pre-teens, and the director has explicitly said its based on his non-gay childhood. However it has been decided by troons and 'death of the author' that the film is now 'queer' and you're a fucking stupid idiot retard if you don't read a healthy male friendship as gay.

 

[Next Task]

To be fair, it's nearly all 'queer' women (read: straight and boring but need attention) who don't believe in the concept of men being friends. The LGs are mostly fine with it, troons sexualise everything so it's unsurprising, but it's really the fanfic writer demographic that treat media this way.

Like fanfic itself, 95% of these articles are written by basic bitches, like a Becky Gerber type, who shriek about the over-sexualisation of women in media but have no problem overtly sexualising any two male characters who interact in any way. And no, they generally don't bother 'aging up' the characters at all, so you get lots of slash about, say, the Harry Potter characters when the kids are underage.

If you want to see some fun mental gymnastics, go to some fanfiction place, say you're a gay man, and tell them how homophobic they're being. You'll get a Gordian Knot of SJW gobbledegook as they throw out every argument they can to defend themselves and DARVO you into being the bad guy. You'll basically be this image:

 

[jallsballs]

that was an excellent breakdown, thank you

 

[Cured Tranny]

You'll basically be this image:
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Offtopic, but this is my avatar in another forum.

This picture is pure ART!

 

[Do_as_I_say_not_as_I_do]

If you want to see some fun mental gymnastics,

Speaking of random this reminded me of simpler times when being a lesbian did not define you and fearing the LGBTQ hive mind did not exist. Post on Resetera that Lesbian and Feminist Amanda Bearse (Marcy D'Arcy/Married with Children) actually directed 31 episodes of a TV show that would never make it on the air today.

Yes even a NO 'MA'MM episode

Also one that ended with more fat shaming than you can shake a stick of butter at. Even Katie Segal went for the kill at the end.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

OMFG. WNBA has been in the game since NBA2K20, which came out 2 years ago (in 2019). These people can’t even do the basic check on a game they claim to want to play. Granted, I don’t think you can play a WNBA career, and they don’t show up in the MyTeam mode either. But since basically no one cares, that’s probably justified.

Also, I love the NBA2K games even though they’re filled to the gills with microtransaction bullshit. Also also, Candace Parker seems like a decent person from the few interviews I’ve seen with her, so I’m glad to see she‘s getting some propers.

There's a rumor bouncing around that 2K wants to do MyCareer with a WNBA version, where you pick one of two twins, a male or female as your story and then it does the teams appropriately to that. 2K is as you note already a couple of years "progressively" ahead of ResetERA having put the WNBA in the game in 20, added a WNBA season mode last year, added WNBA to the Mobile game this year, etc.

Of course, for a gaming forum, they wouldn't care about this as they write off sports games, Call of Duty, etc. since they aren't Sony/Nintendo exclusives or certain-niche crap. This was the forum that famously didn't have a single thread on Ghost Recon Wildlands, a game that sold like ten million copies.

The guy asking if the NBA is co-ed is just the best.

 

[Do_as_I_say_not_as_I_do]

The guy asking if the NBA is co-ed is just the best.

To be fair.

Only one of them can throw a punch.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

prrior

 

[jallsballs]

new drinking game: open the pepe thread and take a drink every time someone says "side eye"

 

[Bunsonice]

My man really wanted to be personally congratulated for consooming

 

[Buttigieg2020]

There's a rumor bouncing around that 2K wants to do MyCareer with a WNBA version, where you pick one of two twins, a male or female as your story and then it does the teams appropriately to that. 2K is as you note already a couple of years "progressively" ahead of ResetERA having put the WNBA in the game in 20, added a WNBA season mode last year, added WNBA to the Mobile game this year, etc.

Of course, for a gaming forum, they wouldn't care about this as they write off sports games, Call of Duty, etc. since they aren't Sony/Nintendo exclusives or certain-niche crap. This was the forum that famously didn't have a single thread on Ghost Recon Wildlands, a game that sold like ten million copies.

The guy asking if the NBA is co-ed is just the best.

To be fair to Resetera, Ghost Recon was a Ubisoft open world game. What’s there to talk about? Everyone’s played it already just with a different name.

 

[Dreamland]

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This is from this thread:

Luca, Disney and queerbaiting in animation

https://theconversation.com/amp/luca-disney-and-queerbaiting-in-animation-164349 Back in June, Disney released Pixar’s latest feature film, Luca. Set in the fictional seaside town of Portorosso, Luca is a story of adventure, escape, difference and found family. It’s also, according to many, a...

www.resetera.com

I thought the ban was particularly funny because there is nothing whatsoever in the movie alluding to them being gay, they are pre-teens, and the director has explicitly said its based on his non-gay childhood. However it has been decided by troons and 'death of the author' that the film is now 'queer' and you're a fucking stupid idiot retard if you don't read a healthy male friendship as gay.

The movie Juno was ALWAYS about the dynamics of a homosexual relationship bro, you're supposed to burn that DVD where Elliot Page's name was miswritten.