Interests Nerdy Q&A

[Nuttelex]

Chris has some how managed to reverse transition in this latest video.
I didn't even know that was a thing.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

His hair looks like a dookie green.
Why is he keeping these ugly colors?

He's had a fascination with blue hair for a while (From February 2009):
[19:39:25] BlueSpike: Do you like girls with Blue hair?
[19:40:19] Christopher C.W.C.: yes I do; like Ami/Sailor Mercury.

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

"im quite busty in udder features as well"....

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

 

[Adrian Țepeș]

5 minutes in and I realize I'm watching Attraction Sign: The Movie. Fatty doesn't have the energy to draw one and go outside anymore so he's doing it from home and listing the requirements on video. Christ.

 

[Apocalypso]

I dig that pink sweater.

 

[MY 405]

I was thinking it was like we've achieved Video Mailbag, which could result in comedy gold!

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

Nerds are smart.

 

[jc17]

I love how he's acting like no one knew he was a nerd and this is some huge reveal.

What I find hilarious is he things he's a nerd because he's intellectually superior when he took... what was it, 4 years for a 2 year degree?

On a side note, I did like this comment:

 

[Sonitistic]

The last thing I think of when I think about Chris is "nerd". Nerds have the potential for a bright future.

 

[CornetteFace]

The star of this video was the giant soda cup

 

[Van Darkholme]

Watching that light relection on his forehead is really mesmerizing.

 

[Argonian Scum]

The first spring morning,
fat angler throws back his catch.
"Mmm, face too ugly."

 

[Cydonia]

Funny how he justifies his nerdiness with being well read and getting good grades throughout high school and college (even though it's well-documented that he lies on all three counts) when in reality these don't really show how big of a nerd someone actually is. At the same time he completely overlooks the real indicators which constitute 'a nerd' and for which he actually fits the bill.
Unsuprisingly, none of the qualities he's looking for in a potential girlfriend could also be used as measures to determine if somebody is/isn't a nerd (might've as well titled the video "Girlfriend Q&A"). He probably just used the word in this video thinking it would widen the demographic and net him some nerd girl china even though in reality he only cares about physical qualities. It can be evidenced by his desire to invite Penny and Bernadette from TBBT to his lesbian sleepover party but to exclude Amy. Even by the show's standards these two are considered the least nerdy of the main cast, but at the same time they both have bigger busts than Amy. Probably not a coincidence.

 

[Clown Doll]

"in my dreams, we make out and we have sex"

I thought it was one of those things where Chris was being childlike when he said they make out in his dreams when he was whacking the little lego figures' mouths together like a 5-year old and then after a two-second pause took a turn for the creepy and deviant when he added "and we have sex" and banged the lego guy's duck against "Velma's" behind.

 

[jawsome]

What Chris assumes about (nerd) girls:
-they have interest
-they want to shop
-they know about business
-they are short, thin with huge breasts (and cripping back problems)
-they are not autistic
-they want anything to do with him

 

[Plesioth]

Stop playing with your hair goddamnit

 

[Not-NiGHTS]

Well-read?! The only way Chris is 'well-read' is if he's thinking, "Well, I've read all of my 'Sonichu' comics ..."

And by reading, you mean looking at the colorful pictures, right?

 

[Skeletor]

Man, the Joker's really let himself go

He's not in his 20s anymore. Chris's lifestyle is starting to catch up to him.

 

[Dain Bramage]

Because he lacks any sense of self.
He thinks he looks like a sexy woman and has rocking tits.

How Chris sees himself:

What Chris REALLY looks like:

 

[JULAY]

Man, the reflection of the overhead light off of his bald head is really distracting!