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Do mail order bride companies accept credit cards? Is Chris aware of mail order brides?

Can we instigate this and start the "mail order bride gets repoed" saga?
 
CornetteFace said:
Do mail order bride companies accept credit cards? Is Chris aware of mail order brides?

Can we instigate this and start the "mail order bride gets repoed" saga?
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It doesn't matter. He would just offer them a voucher for shitty sonichu merch.
 
You'd think after all these years Chris's long list of what he needs from a sweetheart would be less demanding
 
Subconcious Offense said:
This is the worst Samus cosplay I have ever seen.

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Also:

If I could go on a date with either Daphne or Velma from Scooby-Doo, who would I pick?... [Chris grabs two Lego Figures] Velma. Velma-Velma! Here ya go, me and Velma, diddily diddily doo. We go making out [kissing sounds] Yep. In my DREAMS... We make out. Then we'd have sex. Daah!

:c
 
Jerkop In Training said:
Honestly I'm surprised its not more demanding, as with his new look his ego and self delusion has only increased, he honestly sees this as a self improvement
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Yeah he seemed genuinely pleased about his man boobs as if they were going to entice the ladies. It really shows how out of touch with reality Chris is
 
Karen Riley said:
There's something almost comforting about hearing Chris rattling off his ridiculously high standards for potential lovers after all this time, and then realising that it's practically stayed the exact same despite all the harsh life lessons he's been taught.
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He'll be 60 years old, still proclaiming the same sweetheart requirements. Then he'll refer to himself as a teenager without blinking an eye.
 
Does Chris still want to have Crystal? Because that seems like the only reason why he would bother undergoing so many possibly painful experiences getting another sweetheart. Unless he's just an unstoppable juggernaut of pain.

On that note, wouldn't sex be somewhat painful for him because of his broken dick? It looks like it hurts so bad.

Also, he's definitely 100% homosexual right? Sorry, I couldn't sleep all night.
 
Farts said:
Does Chris still want to have Crystal? Because that seems like the only reason why he would bother undergoing so many possibly painful experiences getting another sweetheart. Unless he's just an unstoppable juggernaut of pain.

On that note, wouldn't sex be somewhat painful for him because of his broken dick? It looks like it hurts so bad.

Also, he's definitely 100% homosexual right? Sorry, I couldn't sleep all night.
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ya he totes gay
 
He's incredibly gay. He sees random penises in his mind and voices in his head say "Chris is gay". He's used numerous dildos and sex toys on himself and confesses that he needs to stare at posters of women to "Stay Straight". I've never seen someone so vehemently against seeing male chests and nipples that wasn't somehow suppressing his own homosexual attraction.
 
07:53 "If I find more questions (...) my associate will put that together for me".

Barb or "The Manager"?

zap2theextreme said:
He's incredibly gay. He sees random penises in his mind and voices in his head say "Chris is gay". He's used numerous dildos and sex toys on himself and confesses that he needs to stare at posters of women to "Stay Straight". I've never seen someone so vehemently against seeing male chests and nipples that wasn't somehow suppressing his own homosexual attraction.
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Chris isn't gay. He's just extremely, extremely immature about his own sexuality.
 
zap2theextreme said:
He's incredibly gay. He sees random penises in his mind and voices in his head say "Chris is gay". He's used numerous dildos and sex toys on himself and confesses that he needs to stare at posters of women to "Stay Straight". I've never seen someone so vehemently against seeing male chests and nipples that wasn't somehow suppressing his own homosexual attraction.
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That just sounds like everyday intrusive thoughts meets homophobia to me.
Chris learned from tv that all men are in degrees violent, deceptive, and predatory about getting sex. Combined with his inflated self-image as a dimepiece, he's convinced that gay men are threats and by extension, male homosexuality as a concept is terrifying. He's literally homophobic and it goes without saying that he doesn't have the self-awareness to realize that those flashing thoughts don't mean anything.
 
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Karen Riley said:
I don't know much about the character but it seems ridiculously unfair that he'd exclude the Big Bang Theory's Amy from his sleepover party just because he doesn't like how her face looks, it just goes to prove exactly what the intentions were for his planned lesbian sleepover party last year.
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I too thought it was really mean for Chris to exclude someone from his friendly sleepover just because he didn't like her face.

Then I remembered that for Chris, 'Sleepover' means 'Gangbang'.

I wonder how Chris thinks such an event would go down.
 
HumanBeanbag said:
I too thought it was really mean for Chris to exclude someone from his friendly sleepover just because he didn't like her face.

Then I remembered that for Chris, 'Sleepover' means 'Gangbang'.

I wonder how Chris thinks such an event would go down.
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Alec Benson Leary said:
A little off topic, but who wants to bet what Chris thinks the theme of his 20 year high school reunion should be? Only 4 years away...
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Look for the most badly-acted and cliché male-oriented lesbian porn and you'll get a good idea
 
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