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Guess who finally got pressure sensitivity.
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This Serbian man, while usually calm and stoic as he commits various war crimes and shitposts on various imageboards and websites, is enraged because some faggot moderator on /int/ has decided to ban him. Robbing him of his precious abilities to post inane and fucking retarded shit on 4chan, he must go outside and experience life sadly. Upon his immediate exist outside of his slum apartment building, he witnesses quite possibly better shitposting then anything he could ctrl+v. This enrages him further.
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A magical butterfly appears, surrounded by magic dust.
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Guess who finally got pressure sensitivity.
Wait, they're on a bridge now? Weren't they just on the wing of a plane?
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HOLY SHIT WHY DID YOU DRIVE US OFF SKYRAIDER, FUCK MAN!!
A M-Marine??? How's he gonna help we're falling from freakish heights a Marine's not gonna-- Oh fuck it gotta at least try I guess!! I summon the Dude of the Parkour, Marine of the MassBay! Come forth!
I-It looks like we survived but we crash-landed into the Lair of Evil! Maybe it was a good idea to have this Jace guy after all!
Jace has gone feral, he looks like he's about to add us to his Hitlist. Nothing that we can do about it now. He can't harm us so let's leave him be for now; it's not like he'll come back to haunt us in any way, shape, or form...
But where are we exactly in the Lair of Evil? I can't see at all, it looks like we're going to need some light!
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Summon DeagleDad420
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BT 075
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Uh? I dozed off again I think, what's up Hunt--
HOLY SHIT WHY DID YOU DRIVE US OFF SKYRAIDER, FUCK MAN!!
A M-Marine??? How's he gonna help we're falling from freakish heights a Marine's not gonna-- Oh fuck it gotta at least try I guess!! I summon the Dude of the Parkour, Marine of the MassBay! Come forth!
UGH-- Aw man
I-It looks like we survived but we crash-landed into the Lair of Evil! Maybe it was a good idea to have this Jace guy after all!
Jace has gone feral, he looks like he's about to add us to his Hitlist. Nothing that we can do about it now. He can't harm us so let's leave him be for now; it's not like he'll come back to haunt us in any way, shape, or form...
But where are we exactly in the Lair of Evil? I can't see at all, it looks like we're going to need some light!
They were falling off a cliff, Little Lovely and his trusted companion Hunter. It was very scary and below them, as it just so happens, were the fiery lakes of hell.
In the fiery lakes of Hell, Satan was taking a swim. "Yo!" he said, "go swim in my lava".
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Considering the trajectory, you're probably in Chris' room. You should summon the Sonic Totem to help guide your way.
Just don't stare directly into its eyes and you should be fine.
This should work then. I can't see this possibly failing.
Back to business though! You're right! Who better to light it up than a guy who can really blaze it? I summon the Father of the Sandy Eagles, Four hundred and twentieth of his line!
Come forth!
Give him a sec, he had to wrap a brand new one for the occasion.
FWOOSH!
Huh? It's still pretty dark...if anything it might've gotten darker. Well, I guess the light's a bit comforting. And now we can see anything coming our way!
AUGH!!
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the smell of feces
the bizarre glow of the ps move controler
and the faint moan of what sounds like "julaaay"
it comes for you.
its voodoo can turn any victim into an lego which it puts into a jar, what happens afterwards no one can say
rumor has it that a strange tube can be seen from it's crotch: some say it's a bent duck said to be bigger than previously photographed, other say it might be an umbilical cord that has yet to be cut...and if you ever see where the cord leads to...they say that you will encounter a more terrifying apparition:
The Barb
and the only thing that could sever this cord was an ax, once owned by a famous lumberjack
the bizarre glow of the ps move controler
and the faint moan of what sounds like "julaaay"
it comes for you.
its voodoo can turn any victim into an lego which it puts into a jar, what happens afterwards no one can say
rumor has it that a strange tube can be seen from it's crotch: some say it's a bent duck said to be bigger than previously photographed, other say it might be an umbilical cord that has yet to be cut...and if you ever see where the cord leads to...they say that you will encounter a more terrifying apparition:
The Barb
and the only thing that could sever this cord was an ax, once owned by a famous lumberjack
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And buy his clothes if you can!