Law New California laws taking effect in 2022


Gov. Gavin Newsom signed a whopping 770 new laws in 2021, according to Cal Matters. Some of those laws have a buffer window written into them before they take effect – like mandating mental health instruction in schools or requiring gender-neutral toy sections in stores – but most of them kick in on the first day of the next year.

That means lots of new rules (or altered rules) are coming to California on Jan. 1, 2022.

We’re not going to get into the minutiae of all 770 bills signed into law during the last legislative cycle (sorry, but also you’re welcome), but we are breaking down some of the highlights. Here are some of the most important and most bizarre laws taking effect in 2022.

Slower speed limits

A law that takes effect on Jan. 1 gives California cities more local control over how speed limits are set instead of using an old rule that essentially caused speed limits to go up every few years. Cities can start working toward lowering speed limits in 2022, but can’t enforce them until June 30, 2024, or whenever the state creates an online portal to adjudicate the new infractions – whichever comes sooner.

Sleep in, kids

Middle schools and high schools will soon be required to start class no earlier than 8 a.m. and 8:30 a.m., respectively. Supporters say preteens and teenagers need the extra sleep for their health and development. The new law goes into effect on July 1, 2022, so for most students it will impact them in the 2022-23 school year. The law exempts rural school districts.

Compost – or else

Starting in 2022, all California residents and businesses will be required to sort their organic waste from the rest thanks to Senate Bill 1383. The program will take effect in phases depending on where you live. If it takes you some time to get used to it, don’t stress – fines won’t start being issued until 2024.

Mandatory menstrual products in school

Starting in the 2022-23 school year, public schools will be required to stock restrooms with free pads or tampons. The law affects public schools with grades 6 through 12, community colleges, and public universities.

Minimum wage bump

Businesses with 26 or more employees will be required to pay a $15 minimum wage starting in 2022. That’s more than double the federal minimum of $7.25 an hour. California businesses with fewer than 26 employees will have to raise their lowest wage to $15 starting the year after.

Some California cities already have higher minimum wages in effect.

New rules for bacon making

An animal welfare law passed by voters in 2018 takes effect this year. It requires that breeding pigs, egg-laying chickens and veal calves have enough room to stand and turn around. But many in the pork industry haven’t made the necessary changes and there’s a coalition of restaurants and grocers suing, hoping for a two-year delay.

Vote by mail is here to stay

An executive order in 2020 sent mail-in ballots to every registered voter in California as a safety measure during the COVID-19 pandemic and presidential election. Assembly Bill 37 makes that change permanent and expands it to include local elections. People can still vote in person if they choose.

Seizing ghost guns

A new law will make it possible for concerned family members, teachers, coworkers and employers to ask a judge to seize ghost guns from someone they think could be a danger to themselves or others. Ghost guns are guns that are purchased in parts and assembled at home, making them hard to track. The law takes effect on July 1, 2022.

Trimmed training for barbers

Senate Bill 803 cuts down how much training is required of barbers and cosmetologists to 1,000 hours. Previously, 1,600 was required for cosmetologists and 1,500 was required for barbers. Advocates say it’ll cut down on debt and let trainees in the industry get to work faster.

Pour another round for to-go cocktails

Senate Bill 389 extends pandemic-era rules allowing the sale of takeout alcoholic drinks through 2026. It also makes it possible to keep ordering cocktails, beer and wine in outdoor dining parklets for the next five years.

Removing “alien” from the books

Assembly Bill 1096 strikes the word “alien” from the California state code. The word will be replaced with words like “noncitizen” or “immigrant.” Gov. Gavin Newsom said the word alien has “fueled a divisive and hurtful narrative” and this change will allow state laws to better reflect state values.

Ask if you need a fork

Restaurants will soon be prohibited from handing out single-use silverware or condiments without a customer requesting them. That means you’ll need to ask for chopsticks for your takeout sushi or a ketchup packet for your fries if you don’t have those things at home. Restaurants also won’t be able to package plastic silverware in a way that makes it hard for you to just take what you need.

A similar law, also aimed at reducing waste, is already in effect for single-use plastic straws. Cities and counties will start enforcing this new law on June 1, 2022.

Assisted death changes

Starting Jan. 1, terminally ill patients won’t have to wait as long to request fatal drugs. The waiting period between the two required requests will drop from 15 days to 48 hours.

Dog blood donations

A new law changes the way canine blood donations work in California. Prior to 2022, all blood used by veterinarians to treat ailing dogs comes from two companies that raise dogs in cages solely to collect their blood, reports the Los Angeles Times. The new law allows for the establishment of more canine blood banks that can collect donations from dogs, much like people donate blood to blood banks.

“Stealthing” is sexual assault

Assembly Bill 453 makes the non-consensual removal of a condom during sex, also called “stealthing,” a form of sexual battery. California is the first state to ban stealthing.

Duplex law

Senate Bill 9 makes it easier to split a property into a duplex by removing some of the layers of bureaucracy and review. Advocates say it could help with the state’s housing crisis by making it easier to add more units of housing. The details of the law are complicated, but you can read all the clauses here.

More housing near transit

Another law, Senate Bill 10, aims to make it easier to build housing in California. Among other things, this law makes it easier for cities to upzone transit-dense areas, allowing for the development of more dense house of up to 10 units per parcel without a lengthy environmental review process.

Rubber bullets and tear gas

Assembly Bill 48 prohibits police from using rubber bullets or tear gas to disperse crowds at a protest. They also can’t be used against someone just because they’ve violated “an imposed curfew, verbal threat, or noncompliance with a law enforcement directive.”

More women execs

A law passed in 2018 required corporations to add more women to their boards of executives. The final deadline to meet requirements passes Dec. 31, 2021, meaning that by the start of 2022, companies with five directors need at least two of them to be women, and companies with six or more directors need at least three of them to be women.

Feast on roadkill, Californians

Starting Jan. 1, the state is launching a pilot program that will allow people to collect and eat roadkill. The law allows for humans to collect and eat “deer, elk, pronghorn antelope, or wild pig” that have been hit and killed by a vehicle. You’ll have to report the find and secure a permit before digging in, but the state is required to create an online and mobile-friendly way to do that.
 
Srsly tho the roadkill law is a good idea.

We're not talking about a 3-day-old raccoon smeared across 6 lanes of traffic. There are a shitton of deer up in the hills, they get hit by cars, and meat is meat. The locals know if something was there yesterday. Hilljacks were already taking deer, this just stops them from getting in trouble for it.
 
New rules for bacon making

An animal welfare law passed by voters in 2018 takes effect this year. It requires that breeding pigs, egg-laying chickens and veal calves have enough room to stand and turn around. But many in the pork industry haven’t made the necessary changes and there’s a coalition of restaurants and grocers suing, hoping for a two-year delay.

This law is going to have a huge effect on California residents. This is because not only do California's domestic producers of pork, eggs, and veal need to retrofit their entire operations in order to comply, but California is also insisting that all pork, eggs, and veal produced in other states for import into California follow this same law. Companies in other states are faced with a choice: an expensive retrofit to comply with California, or forgo access to the California market. Many if not most will simply seek new markets in other states.

So if you want pork, eggs, or veal and you live in California? Enjoy the soaring prices due to a combo of scarcity of domestic supply, shrinking imports, and processors passing along their retrofitting costs to you, the consumer. Anyone with the slightest amount of foresight could have seen this, but California voters are not noted for being able to see the consequences of the laws that they vote for, especially laws that they pass as virtue signals or to soothe their feels.
 
This law is going to have a huge effect on California residents. This is because not only do California's domestic producers of pork, eggs, and veal need to retrofit their entire operations in order to comply, but California is also insisting that all pork, eggs, and veal produced in other states for import into California follow this same law. Companies in other states are faced with a choice: an expensive retrofit to comply with California, or forgo access to the California market. Many if not most will simply seek new markets in other states.

So if you want pork, eggs, or veal and you live in California? Enjoy the soaring prices due to a combo of scarcity of domestic supply, shrinking imports, and processors passing along their retrofitting costs to you, the consumer. Anyone with the slightest amount of foresight could have seen this, but California voters are not noted for being able to see the consequences of the laws that they vote for, especially laws that they pass as virtue signals or to soothe their feels.
Good. Fuck them. Let them eat illegals.
 
Feast on roadkill, Californians

Starting Jan. 1, the state is launching a pilot program that will allow people to collect and eat roadkill. The law allows for humans to collect and eat “deer, elk, pronghorn antelope, or wild pig” that have been hit and killed by a vehicle. You’ll have to report the find and secure a permit before digging in, but the state is required to create an online and mobile-friendly way to do that.

Would this extend to drive by shootings?
Asking for friends, the Coyote, Crow, Vulture, etc.
 
im only fine with a few of these laws, some make me go that's retarded, and others make me go wtf cali
 
This law is going to have a huge effect on California residents. This is because not only do California's domestic producers of pork, eggs, and veal need to retrofit their entire operations in order to comply, but California is also insisting that all pork, eggs, and veal produced in other states for import into California follow this same law. Companies in other states are faced with a choice: an expensive retrofit to comply with California, or forgo access to the California market. Many if not most will simply seek new markets in other states.

So if you want pork, eggs, or veal and you live in California? Enjoy the soaring prices due to a combo of scarcity of domestic supply, shrinking imports, and processors passing along their retrofitting costs to you, the consumer. Anyone with the slightest amount of foresight could have seen this, but California voters are not noted for being able to see the consequences of the laws that they vote for, especially laws that they pass as virtue signals or to soothe their feels.
So they passed the roadkill law to offset this? Or was that some kind of monkeys on typewriters coincidence?
 
The business laws are bad, the housing laws are good because less restrictions on what you can do to your own property if you don't have an HOA when it comes to altering your house or how you build it. I hope the pads and tampons stay in the nurse's office, you know teenage girls are either going to be stealing the whole bunch or making a huge mess with them.
There is a city in the Bay Area called Alameda. It is an island in the bay off of Oakland. There are four bridges and a tunnel in and out of town. Alameda has lots of Victorians and other large houses. When their elderly owners die, if the house doesn't go to a relative, the houses are often bought by developers that either divide it into multiple units, or knock it down and build an apartment building (with $2500/mo 2-bedrooms) or a half-dozen townhomes (at $700k+/ea). No new bridges are being built, streets are being narrowed. Enjoy sitting for 20 minutes to go 1 mile as everyone funnels off the island in the morning; god save you if you need to get on the bus at the last stop before the bridge out of town, Mr. Sardine.
 
This law is going to have a huge effect on California residents. This is because not only do California's domestic producers of pork, eggs, and veal need to retrofit their entire operations in order to comply, but California is also insisting that all pork, eggs, and veal produced in other states for import into California follow this same law. Companies in other states are faced with a choice: an expensive retrofit to comply with California, or forgo access to the California market. Many if not most will simply seek new markets in other states.

So if you want pork, eggs, or veal and you live in California? Enjoy the soaring prices due to a combo of scarcity of domestic supply, shrinking imports, and processors passing along their retrofitting costs to you, the consumer. Anyone with the slightest amount of foresight could have seen this, but California voters are not noted for being able to see the consequences of the laws that they vote for, especially laws that they pass as virtue signals or to soothe their feels.
Im surprised that a lot of businesses insist on doing business or voting Democrat even still while the people they fund, just ignore them.
 
You might think that this is an interstate commerce issue, as the state of California attempts to regulate industries not located in California, and you'd be right. There's a bunch of lawsuits about this, California hasn't even finished writing up the regulations, which they've had three years to do.

What's interesting about this one is that the impact will be felt almost immediately.
 
This law is going to have a huge effect on California residents. This is because not only do California's domestic producers of pork, eggs, and veal need to retrofit their entire operations in order to comply, but California is also insisting that all pork, eggs, and veal produced in other states for import into California follow this same law. Companies in other states are faced with a choice: an expensive retrofit to comply with California, or forgo access to the California market. Many if not most will simply seek new markets in other states.

So if you want pork, eggs, or veal and you live in California? Enjoy the soaring prices due to a combo of scarcity of domestic supply, shrinking imports, and processors passing along their retrofitting costs to you, the consumer. Anyone with the slightest amount of foresight could have seen this, but California voters are not noted for being able to see the consequences of the laws that they vote for, especially laws that they pass as virtue signals or to soothe their feels.
The retarded thing is that in some places in California HOAs are so anal retentive they don't allow people to have chickens because they can be noisy. Our neighbors had fucking Emus but the HOA got on our case because we had chickens, pigs, and rabbits despite living on 2 acres. There was a dude who owned a fucking camel that got less shit than we did just for having chickens. So it's a massive pain in the dick to just get your eggs the old fashion way and now they are gonna make it a pain in the ass for people who house chickens for a living.

I'm not against chickens not being couped up in a tiny cage because frankly the fact that people think egg yolks are supposed to be yellow is disgusting, but enforcing it with state power is dumb as fuck. Also paying money to feed chickens is dumb when you can just let them walk around and eat random stuff off the ground like they're supposed to. We had around 10 chickens and only had to buy a 10 pound bag of food a year. They are also amazing pest control, way more efficient than cats or dogs.
 
There is a city in the Bay Area called Alameda. It is an island in the bay off of Oakland. There are four bridges and a tunnel in and out of town. Alameda has lots of Victorians and other large houses. When their elderly owners die, if the house doesn't go to a relative, the houses are often bought by developers that either divide it into multiple units, or knock it down and build an apartment building (with $2500/mo 2-bedrooms) or a half-dozen townhomes (at $700k+/ea). No new bridges are being built, streets are being narrowed. Enjoy sitting for 20 minutes to go 1 mile as everyone funnels off the island in the morning; god save you if you need to get on the bus at the last stop before the bridge out of town, Mr. Sardine.
The point is to make it so rent goes down because there are an abundance of places to live. The Victorians should be considered historical sites so they can't be fucked with.
 
Can we just make an exchange program where we take all the based Californians and give them our Progs, then quarantine the rest of California from the US?
Quarantines are temporary. If we are to secure a future for ourselves and our children, we must have a definitive and final answer to the Californian Question.
@mario if smoke weed
"Normal people" better not come to Florida and start voting blue or we're going to have some problems. There's a good reason why their states (California/NY/Pennsylvania) are going to shit.
You and I both know these poor fuckers aren't going to make it. The few that do will just be a few more yankees in the sea of transplants. The lion's share can't afford the coast or nicer areas. The Latinos and blacks here for generations will eat these people alive. I'm not even going to get into the fuckery they'll experience with the meth-goblins. These dipshits A) needed a law against eating roadkill and B)wanted it repealed. They need supervision, a helmet, and a baby-proofed habitat. You and I both know that nowhere down here rolls like that, no matter how liberal.
 
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