New knife

[The Zookeeper]

Our commander just got this sweet totally chill tactical assault throwing knife that he rescued from the dumpster.

https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/470670883539779586

Way to rank up your game commander! semper fidelis.

 

[Ivan Komarov]

OH BOY ANOTHER KITCHEN KNIFE
Wonder if he will "Laser engrave" SOUP AND FAJITAS on this one too

 

[FlyAwayNow]

Reminds me of my own kitchen arsenal.

 

[Pikonic]

I'm just gonna leave these here,

 

[pickleniggo]

Is everybody going to ignore the fact that he was garbage picking? Or is this something he's known to do. Either way, ew.

 

[A-Stump]

You can literally see how it is about to fall apart. It barely even looks like it's held together blade to grip. That's sad, Jace.

 

[Dollars2010]

 

[Arkangel]

Jace should get a job with Cutco. He really knows his knives. It worked well for Chris.

 

[Pikonic]

You can literally see how it is about to fall apart. It barely even looks like it's held together blade to grip. That's sad, Jace.

It was thrown away.
I wonder how Rob will handle this?

 

[Arkangel]

Is everybody going to ignore the fact that he was garbage picking? Or is this something he's known to do. Either way, ew.

Would that also imply that someone is with him while he's dumpster diving or even that he might be going out and doing things without his family chaperoning him?

 

[WachtAmWeb]

Somehow, the picture of Jace picking through someone's trash while mumbling to himself about Stealth fits perfectly.

It was thrown away.
I wonder how Rob will handle this?

Confiscation is my best guess.

 

[Duke Nukem]

It was thrown away.
I wonder how Rob will handle this?

Um, convince him to discard it by buying him a real combat knife?

 

[The Knife]

I'm not new. I've been here since October.

 

[The Dude]

Um, convince him to discard it by buying him a real combat knife?

That's not a knife, THIS is a knife! I designed this a few years ago and had a custom bladesmith make if for me. Sadly I sold it a few years ago. The AK I built for my Dad when I worked for Vector Arms, but that too had to be sold.

 

[Organic Fapcup]

That knife doesn't look balanced for throwing. Unless by "throwing" Jace means "tactical bread slicing".

 

[The Dude]

That knife doesn't look balanced for throwing. Unless by "throwing" Jace means "tactical bread slicing".

It's for spreading tactical butter and combat jam.

 

[c-no]

It's for spreading tactical butter and combat jam.

Don't forget, it can help in cutting enemy meats such as terrorist well done steaks and insurgent pork chops.

 

[The Knife]

That knife doesn't look balanced for throwing. Unless by "throwing" Jace means "tactical bread slicing".

Someone threw it in the trash. That's got to count for something.

 

[Duke Nukem]

That's not a knife, THIS is a knife! I designed this a few years ago and had a custom bladesmith make if for me. Sadly I sold it a few years ago. The AK I built for my Dad when I worked for Vector Arms, but that too had to be sold.

That blade looks like it's on par with Zombie Tools. And nice AK, too! Can't go wrong with 7.62x39mm.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

DUDE thats an awsum throwing knife. He can be like blaskowits in wolfenstein the new order in how he goes up to nazis and throws knifes at their backs

anyone knows a hit from a thrown knife is a instant kill.