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I'm glad that we finally have proof that Chris making "honor roll" was bullshit. It was apparently so thoroughly bullshit, I'd be willing to bet a teacher (or even Borb) just told Chris he was on honor roll to pacify him, and he never even saw evidence that it was true.
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Oh shit, I was waiting for the grade stuff and I missed it. Where they bad?
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I like to think that, one year, by some miracle, he managed to pass more than two subjects in a row, and Borb said "Hey Chrisshun! You're on a roll!" and his brain forevermore parsed it as "You're honour roll."
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He made the Honorary Honor Roll
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Then how did he get the sash/collar thing?
Of course, from the same page on the CWCki, Bob seems to have said Chris did not make honor roll, and I'm FAR more willing to believe Bob (the most sane member of 14BC), so maybe the school just gave Chris the Honor Roll collar thing just so he could feel special (then in typical Chris fashion he believes he deserved so much more) since these papers now suggest he was pushed through classes by sheer leniency simply to get him out ASAP.
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Then how did he get the sash/collar thing?
Of course, from the same page on the CWCki, Bob seems to have said Chris did not make honor roll, and I'm FAR more willing to believe Bob (the most sane member of 14BC), so maybe the school just gave Chris the Honor Roll collar thing just so he could feel special (then in typical Chris fashion he believes he deserved so much more) since these papers now suggest he was pushed through classes by sheer leniency simply to get him out ASAP.
My theory is the sash was Bob's. Barb let Chris wear it to keep him satiated. Shame that didn't work.
Give a dipshit a sash, and he'll ask for you to praise his creativity...
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Sorry, guess I'm getting ahead of myself. What I meant was that his spanish grades are so poor, it seems fair to assume the rest of his classes went the same way.
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He didn't even DO some of his assignments. Number 5, Number 7, and Number 10 have zeros, which mean (to me anyway) that he just never did them. OR he did so badly that he completely got a zero... which is even sadder. One of them has an X on it, so maybe that one just doesn't count? It's fun to note he only got two grades ABOVE failing. The rest were failing. how he got a D, I'll never know.
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I am immediately reminded of Carlos Mencia's* bit on getting straight D's on your report card, and what that spells.
*Or whomever he stole the bit from.
The two B's he got were "tests". When I was in high school tests were weighted more heavily than classwork. Assuming tests counted for a very large slice of the overall average, it's possible that his two low-80's could've brought his overall grade just above failing.
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Possible things that D actually stood for.
Dammit
Dipshit
Dumbarse
Dingbat
Demented
Don't Come Back
DIRTY, CRAPPED SCHOOLWORK
DIE
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So Chris got a B in his Sonnet test?
The same Chris responsible for 'Song of Christian'?
I guess maybe it was a test about sonnets rather than one in which he wrote his own. Had he written his own sonnet and gotten a B for it, we probably would have heard about it by now because ego.
The same Chris responsible for 'Song of Christian'?
I guess maybe it was a test about sonnets rather than one in which he wrote his own. Had he written his own sonnet and gotten a B for it, we probably would have heard about it by now because ego.
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OMG...
It's like nothing but lego begging for months and suddenly we hit the motherlode of Christory.
You were in the house, weren't you? You or your friends actually stepped foot inside Casa de Chandler and sifted through the ashes of a life to find these. Please tell me you hauled a truck full of stuff out there. Please tell me we aren't leaving papers to rot while we sort through lesser artefacts.
It's like nothing but lego begging for months and suddenly we hit the motherlode of Christory.
You were in the house, weren't you? You or your friends actually stepped foot inside Casa de Chandler and sifted through the ashes of a life to find these. Please tell me you hauled a truck full of stuff out there. Please tell me we aren't leaving papers to rot while we sort through lesser artefacts.
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