”There are sticky, lint like objects in the area of my groin, and near the perineum. They smell like death. In fact, that is what my groin smells like, even after applying Gold Bond and Lotrimin and taking a long bath.”
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Burned Docs New Leak(s) 15JUN2014
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Give me asspats, I stole a retard's garbage
Christorical Figure
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So it begins.
Boo
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I am the King of Wishful Thinking!!
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Holy Kahlua… what is this?
pleeeeease suscriiiibe
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the burn marks are a nice touch
Don't let the Company give you shit
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Holy Kahlua… what is this?
chris's spanish homework from MHS, apparently. A very elementary description of the contents of his room.
I am the King of Wishful Thinking!!
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the burn marks are a nice touch
This is almost like the game Myst.
CWyst?
(not actually volcel)
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The date says 7/22/98. July. The pen marks are clearly someone else's correcting him. American schools are never in session in July.
... Did Chris attend summer school?
Sorbet
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Give me asspats, I stole a retard's garbage
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Sorbet
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The work of an Artistic Adult.
Magnificent Witch
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The date says 7/22/98. July. The pen marks are clearly someone else's correcting him. American schools are never in session in July.
... Did Chris attend summer school?
I think it's 12, not 22. If it's for a Spanish class, they might be using Euro date styles? So it'd be December 7th, not July 12th.
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🎤 VTuber Warden 🎤
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(not actually volcel)
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Oh, that is a 1. It's likely they were using Euro style dates, then, especially considering the Cwcki figured out that he was taught Castilian Spanish.
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So skyraider is the one rummaging through the barbage over there.
edit: You should sell those on ebay and watch Chris' head explode.
Give me asspats, I stole a retard's garbage
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I shall crush your skull like a clam on my tummy
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Get this laminated. Auction it off. Who wants a true and honest piece of Christory in their living room?
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Huh. December of 1998 is also only a few months after the release of Pokémon in the West. Chris got into it early. I wonder how that came about.
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Chris would've been 16 years old when he drew the image in the OP.
Computer Science and Computer Violence
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Huh. December of 1998 is also only a few months after the release of Pokémon in the West. Chris got into it early. I wonder how that came about.
If it wasn't Pokemon, it'd be something else. Transsonics, Sonic Moon, Sonicmon (Sonic and Digimon); the same autism with a new face.
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