Get this laminated. Auction it off. Who wants a true and honest piece of Christory in their living room?
Any compunctions I had against exchanging cold hard currency for the work of an autistic manchild have suddenly melted away, with the knowledge that none of the money will make its way to Christian's grubby hands to be squandered on Lego and q-sands.
To channel MLW...Christian will never get Lego this way, or any other way. What a naive retard.
Also, some comments on the actual Homework material:
-Christian's still autistic when he's writing in Spanish. He just had to go into every little detail of the shit he had in his room, instead of talking about how he feels about his room, as a neurotypical might do.
-The other homework doesn't look like it's too demanding, but Christian just had to make it all about cartoon shit. Also, he referenced Bob in his homework, which would be cute if he weren't in high school already.
-Honor Roll, my ass.
-"Mario es muy gordo." Pot. Kettle. Black.
-Holy shit, when the markers bled onto the other page from water damage, it came out looking like a gloating Jerkhief.