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So wait, he DREW his homework for four years?! Wow, finals must've been fantastic!
 
Chandler Cats said:
So wait, he DREW his homework for four years?! Wow, finals must've been fantastic!
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I can imagine that horror the teachers experienced when they first tried to correct Chris's poor standard of work and inability to stop drawing all over it. Borb marching in yelling 'disability discrimination' and threatening lawsuits. I'd just want rid of the disruptive, tantruming teen as well.

30/30 Well done Chris! You will go far!
 
Furina said:
I wonder what future generations will make of Chris and of us.

200 years from now there will be films about the "mythical" figure called the Our Pet Lolcow and the trolls that plagued him.
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It could be a fairytale! About Chris the fat autistic troll who lived in a cave with Snorlax. Then we try to straighten him up... *MIND BLOWN*
 
Very Honest Content said:
Nobody is going to point out the Presidential term calender indicating Clinton was leaving halfway through his second elected term when Slick Willy was really in office until January 2001 instead?

OK, then, I will.

HONOR ROLL! Sure, whatever you say there :stupid:.
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Chris wasn't interested in the Lewinsky scandal, just cartoons, lego, and vidya, maybe he watched Total Request Live a few times

Can anyone dig up an MHS course offering book from 96-2000?

Altissimo said:
Dunno about Virginia, but at my high school the grades went 93-100 A, 85-92 B, 78-84 C, 70-77 D, 69 and below F.
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in my area, 72% is a C-
 
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I feel that someone told Chris about the whole 'Honor Roll' thing and he just decided to wear this badge with pride. Even if he didn't know the actual details.
But when people asked him about his actual grades, he said he didn't have access to them?
They were locked away or something?
Now we actually see them and his grades are terrible.

Even if Chris blindly believed the whole, 'Honor Roll' thing and it wasn't a lie. He would have known his grades were poor and could have cast doubt on his badge of honor, so the grades stayed hidden.
At least until now...
 
LoveYouLongTime said:
I hope people aren't getting too snarky because it's not the Chris we know now. This guy put some effort into getting this stuff and putting it up here for us, so give him some credit. Plus, we never had an insight on Chris' high school life aside from the stories he told us(and his insistent reminder of how great high school was and shit about the reunion and some shit about asking that girl to dance with him or something). I find it interesting, despite not being able to read half his horrible shit.
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Well it does sort of remove the halcyon BS that Chris used to romanticize his days between grade school and college. The Reality of this past year has uncovered that Chris' educational years were spent barely above Failing Grade on the academic level and on the social side, the only contacts he had were with people who had to be bribed to stand being anywhere near him.

In short, Chris isn't a wine the improves with age, but is more like that slice of bologna that fell behind the fridge and became more greasy and reeking over the years as it shriveled up.

And just a quick question to ask; Is it possible that these are the Legendary "Autism Papers" that Bob kept locked away?

deeman said:
It could be a fairytale! About Chris the fat autistic troll who lived in a cave with Snorlax. Then we try to straighten him up... *MIND BLOWN*
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I can only imagine what the "Crash Into Slumber/Man In The Pickle Suit Tricked Me Again" Disney musical number would sound like.
 
skyraider91 said:
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It all starts to make sense to me, Chris did receive special education, just mainstreamed with all the other kids, and with lowered standards. So I imagine this, Chris was sitting in the regular courses with the other kids, but he got "special assignments" crafted for slows in the minds, while his classmates were struggling with real assignments and doing actual homework. That explains why he was allowed to sleep during class, he was just allowed to be there and do minimal work while the other kids really did study.

@skyraider91 could you make a winrar of the scans you got. And you have any idea when or if there is going to be transcrips in the CWCki?
 
Satoru182 said:
It all starts to make sense to me, Chris did receive special education, just mainstreamed with all the other kids, and with lowered standards. So I imagine this, Chris was sitting in the regular courses with the other kids, but he got "special assignments" crafted for slows in the minds, while his classmates were struggling with real assignments and doing actual homework. That explains why he was allowed to sleep during class, he was just allowed to be there and do minimal work while the other kids really did study.

@skyraider91 could you make a winrar of the scans you got. And you have any idea when or if there is going to be transcrips in the CWCki?
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That does seem to make sense.
 
Skyraider, did you steal Bob's lockbox/filing cabinet?

Dean Ween said:
El autismo es un trastorno neurológico complejo que generalmente dura toda la vida.
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Cristobal dibuja los personajes del japones videojuego para la clase de espanol es muy raro, y estupido. Forgive me, my Spanish is very bad.
 
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The Froon said:
Well it does sort of remove the halcyon BS that Chris used to romanticize his days between grade school and college. The Reality of this past year has uncovered that Chris' educational years were spent barely above Failing Grade on the academic level and on the social side, the only contacts he had were with people who had to be bribed to stand being anywhere near him.
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If anything, it cements our understanding of his fantasy world. He's always been out of touch with reality; he only views high school as being so great because reality hadn't yet begun to threaten his fantasy.
 
"You should all—you should stay in school, learn as you much."
- Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE

I mean clearly Chris learned as he much in school. It's just a pity the 'tism means he takes 'stay in school' literally and wants to be there forever, to the point of building a surrogate school from legos.
 
Chris is a notch older than me, but the fact that all of his assignments are in shitty cursive is strange to me. I know when I was in elementary and middle school there were still a few older teachers who insisted it was the only "proper" way to wright, but by high school most of them told you to knock that shit off because no one can read it. I wonder if he was just being autistic and unable to change, or if he's just old enough that cursive was still encouraged.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Chris would just respond "no, it's perfectly readable." and keep at it.
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He has to have some idea his handwriting sucks though, because it's an uncharacteristic amount of effort for him to scan and edit the Sonichu pages otherwise.

It was always strange to me that that was the one thing that he though wasn't automatically perfect the first time.
 
waffle said:
He has to have some idea his handwriting sucks though, because it's an uncharacteristic amount of effort for him to scan and edit the Sonichu pages otherwise.

It was always strange to me that that was the one thing that he though wasn't automatically perfect the first time.
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No, he thought they were perfect the first time, too. The whole scanning and editing was to use a solid text font that would make it look more like a real comic book. At least that's my take on it.
 
waffle said:
Chris is a notch older than me, but the fact that all of his assignments are in shitty cursive is strange to me. I know when I was in elementary and middle school there were still a few older teachers who insisted it was the only "proper" way to wright, but by high school most of them told you to knock that shit off because no one can read it. I wonder if he was just being autistic and unable to change, or if he's just old enough that cursive was still encouraged.
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Maybe he was showing off? Like, "I know how to write in cursive" -> "Nobody else writes in cursive" -> "They must not know how" -> "I'm writing in cursive, LOOK AT ME I AM SMART"
Or even a simpler "They taught us cursive later, so it must be more advanced and better in all situations.

When I was in elementary school (The 90s), they taught us the entire cursive alphabet, but never expected us to use it afterward unless we were signing our names on something.
 
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