Burned Docs New Leak(s) 15JUN2014

[Slowboat to China]

26 years old here, and there was a lot of emphasis on cursive at my grade school but almost none in high school. But then I went from a Catholic school into a secular special ed program, so ... dunno. I still use cursive, though. (But not the capital letters. Fuck that Q-is-2 shit.)

I admit I have trouble reading Chris's cursive. What struck me about it, though, was how painstaking and poky it was. When someone gets up to speed while handwriting, the letters tend to slant a lot and take on a sort of regular irregularity--each one may be wonky-shaped, but they'll be consistently wonky-shaped, since the writer has developed their own distinctive hand. With Chris, the letters are all over the place and look like they were pressed deeply into the page. It must have taken him ages to write a complete sentence.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

A D+ is still pretty bad. But now I'm rather curious as to what else he got.

I don't about Virginia, but at my college a D means you have to retake the class.

 

[Francine StripeCheer]

Nintendo Power is also what I cite every time someone asks why there's Banjo Kazooie references even though he never seemed to play it. I remember those games plastered NP for years.

Banjo was also in Diddy Kong Racing for the N64 which Chris sold on eBay

 

[ShavedSheep]

I don't about Virginia, but at my college a D means you have to retake the class.

Virginia is here for the Military bases and the Horses, mate.

 

[A-№1]

Chris is a notch older than me, but the fact that all of his assignments are in shitty cursive is strange to me. I know when I was in elementary and middle school there were still a few older teachers who insisted it was the only "proper" way to wright, but by high school most of them told you to knock that shit off because no one can read it. I wonder if he was just being autistic and unable to change, or if he's just old enough that cursive was still encouraged.

Thing is, Chris' cursive isn't even standard cursive. It's like the "cursive" produced by first and second graders where they aren't so much writing but drawing pictures of the letters and getting it wrong half the time. In other words, Chris writes about as badly as he draws. At its heart, cursive writing is basically just regular writing with added flow, but Chris' writing doesn't flow. Not at all. It's hard to read not because it's cursive but because it's so badly written.

The question still stands - how did Skyraider get a hold of these artifacts?

He has connections with the insurance company or recovery company or some such. Going deeper might jeopardize that source. Do you want to know the details or do you want more content?

NOW STOP ASKING!

 

[Kosher Dill]

Banjo was also in Diddy Kong Racing for the N64 which Chris sold on eBay

Thank God he sold that piece of garbage so he could spend more time playing REAL games like Hannah Montana.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

I have a feeling "how did Sky get this stuff?" is gonna turn into the new "why was Deagle Dad banned?"

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Given how Fatty holds his writing tools, be it pen, market or fucking crayola magic markers, it's no wonder his cursive is unreadable.

I'm actually really surprised no teacher ever took the time to correct this. To me this says no one ever gave two shits about Fatty in school.

 

[Mogambo]

Given how Fatty holds his writing tools, be it pen, market or fucking crayola magic markers, it's no wonder his cursive is unreadable.

I'm actually really surprised no teacher ever took the time to correct this. To me this says no one ever gave two shits about Fatty in school.

We don't know that. For all we know, multiple teachers could have repeatedly tried to correct him, but Chris doesn't listen. Besides, they weren't there to constantly supervise him, least of all when he was at home, so he's always going to backslide.

 

[Ze Red Medic]

Wow. I actually got a lot of crap from people for not using cursive in high school. Not that I couldn't, mind you, it's just I know my handwriting is bad in cursive.

And I just had a thought. Maybe it was just my area that did this, but one of the big county newspapers always published who made Honor Roll at the different schools in the district. Could it be possible that Chesterfield County had a newspaper that did the same?

Edited from Greene county, because I derp'd.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

When I was taught cursive in whatever grade we were told we'd NEED to know this for later in life. So I just started writing in cursive. I'd get compliments from teachers and shit but really it was useless. It made peer reviews a pain because by middle school the other kids weren't used to reading it. Not once have I actually needed cursive and I kind of regret going along with it because my print is now terrible and takes forever.

 

[Mogambo]

Yeah, cursive isn't really as important as they used to make it out to be. My handwriting sucks, whether in print or in cursive, so I've always found it easier to just print it. I was so glad when I finally got to college because almost all of my work could be typed up on a computer by that point (except for some tests during my undergrad work, which mostly consisted of filling out paragraphs worth of text in those little blue books). I don't think I've ever used cursive in my adult life, save for maybe signing for packages or something.

 

[Datiko]

I really never knew that cursive was uncommon now. My primary education was in private schools where cursive was mandatory. You either learned several styles of penmanship or you had to skip recess for revisions. My journals and personal correspondence are exclusively written in cursive albeit in a slightly different style from the standard cursive taught in most US schools.

Chris's handwriting isn't the worst I have seen by far, especially from a high-schooler. Its the handwriting of somebody who does not often write. If he had a teacher drill him more at that time he wouldn't be far off from some pretty nice looking handwriting. The content of his words is batshit as always.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

If he had a teacher drill him more at that time

I have nothing to say. That part just made me laugh.

 

[Seahorses]

I have nothing to say. That part just made me laugh.

That part made me go to pornhub.

 

[whatisthisidonteven]

There have been a lot of hypotheses that Skyraider works as an insurance adjuster, is a foreman or head of the cleaning crew, or is a local who has a direct affiliation with someone who is working with the Chandlers and/or the corpse of 14BC. I'm more or less a fan of Occam's Razor and I'd like to believe Skyraider simply lives in proximity to 14BC and he is picking up what is literally (and legally) defined as trash from the site.

Yeah nah, no way he works in any of those jobs. He seems like a smart guy, I don't think he would risk his job by doing this. I think he is friends with somebody who is involved with the insurance claim. He claimed to have photos from inside of the house in his first big leak about 14 BLC which he legitimately came across. But he also hinted the other day that people underestimate his ability to outwit a slow in the minds... So really. Um, yeah. I dunno.

 

[Some JERK]

There have been a lot of hypotheses that Skyraider works as an insurance adjuster, is a foreman or head of the cleaning crew, or is a local who has a direct affiliation with someone who is working with the Chandlers and/or the corpse of 14BC. I'm more or less a fan of Occam's Razor and I'd like to believe Skyraider simply lives in proximity to 14BC and he is picking up what is literally (and legally) defined as trash from the site.

Hey everybody, feel free to PM me if you have questions or want to talk

 

[Wakaranai]

Chris's dream is to become a famous professional artist and writer.
This was drawn 16 years ago, at the age of 16. (not typically the age of a fully matured artist)
The only difference between his work then and his work now is that the latter is lazily colored in.

Even disregarding how horrible his art is, that alone really says a lot about Chris.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I don't think he wants to become anything. The fact that his one-in-a-billion magnificent stupidity has given him a tiny measure of online notoriety is nothing short of a miracle, and has warped his perception of how fame is achieved and what it represents. He has a very slow mind that barely works, and since so many things have fallen into his lap, he thinks he needs to just keep sitting still and letting good things happen. But the actual fact is that there will be no more Watch & Win sweepstakes victories, no more care packages from "fans", and no recognition for anything else he does in life. No girlfriends are coming. No friends are coming. No money is coming. Nobody will save him from the miserable life he's chosen. You live on borrowed time long enough, you end up more unhappy than you ever dreamed possible.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I don't think he wants to become anything. The fact that his one-in-a-billion magnificent stupidity has given him a tiny measure of online notoriety is nothing short of a miracle, and has warped his perception of how fame is achieved and what it represents. He has a very slow mind that barely works, and since so many things have fallen into his lap, he thinks he needs to just keep sitting still and letting good things happen. But the actual fact is that there will be no more Watch & Win sweepstakes victories, no more care packages from "fans", and no recognition for anything else he does in life. No girlfriends are coming. No friends are coming. No money is coming. Nobody will save him from the miserable life he's chosen. You live on borrowed time long enough, you end up more unhappy than you ever dreamed possible.

Unless you have LEGOS.