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Tubular Monkey said:
He has a very slow mind that barely works, and since so many things have fallen into his lap, he thinks he needs to just keep sitting still and letting good things happen.
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He should probably take up fishing. He might actually be good at that.
 
Chris dreams of being in a different life where he's a prominent artist and creative lead employed by Nintendo, Sony, or some other big name entertainment company. A transition from "Christian Weston Chandler, the unemployed manchild with no social life" (or student, depending on what stage of his life we're speaking from) to "Christian Weston Chandler, professional artist and creator/project head of Nintendo's latest franchise" most definitely fits the verb "to become".

Of course, yeah, Chris wanting his life situation to change to something more desirable doesn't necessarily say anything about the improvement coming from a change in Chris's ability and behavior. The fact his art hasn't gotten even a little better over 16 years time (an amount of time that could see an artist go from children's scribbles to professional level, possibly with a few years to spare) even though his dream is to be a prestigious artist, even going so far as to suggest that he doesn't need to improve (something that you'll never hear from the mouth of a master tradesman), highlights his ego and lack of self-criticism.
 
waffle said:
Chris is a notch older than me, but the fact that all of his assignments are in shitty cursive is strange to me. I know when I was in elementary and middle school there were still a few older teachers who insisted it was the only "proper" way to wright, but by high school most of them told you to knock that shit off because no one can read it. I wonder if he was just being autistic and unable to change, or if he's just old enough that cursive was still encouraged.
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I guess you were the only one whom didn't receive the interoffice email when you signed in today. I will fill you in on what the email informed us all about.

"In Christian Weston Chandler's mind, he cannot do anything wrong. In his mind, everything he does, from cursive handwriting, video recording and editing, playing vidya, and attempting to sell refridgerator art a elementary school student would give to their parents on eBay, is perfect, there are absolutely no mistakes. Even though people have attempted many times to give advice to Christian, or try to make him understand what he did wrong, said people did not get far, due to Christian placing blame on outside factors such not under his control, and telling said person offering advice that they are a troll. In closing, Chris' cursive is completely legible, there are no misspelled words nor is there any missing or incorrect punctuation marks."

Some JERK said:
He should probably take up fishing. He might actually be good at that.
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Chris with a fish hook is like Chris with a Cutco knife, he will probably end up hurting or catching himself (such as, but not limited to, fish hook in eye, fish hook in duck, fish hook in ass, etc)
 
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Seriously, scx. How hard is it to edit a previous post? Didn't Alec just get on your case about double-posting?
 
Altissimo said:
Speaking as someone who was in marching band. I would switch my major to physics and figure out how to build a goddamn time machine so that I could see
that.
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What the hell would he even play? There's no way he has the dexterity for the woodwinds, the lung capacity for brass, or the capacity to lug around a base drum or set of quads on a football field. We also know from the music videos that he's hilariously tone-deaf.
 
jharwel1 said:
What the hell would he even play? There's no way he has the dexterity for the woodwinds, the lung capacity for brass, or the capacity to lug around a base drum or set of quads on a football field.
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Chris plays REAL instruments, not cheap wooden nickel imitations. He would rock up to band practice like this

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waffle said:
Chris is a notch older than me, but the fact that all of his assignments are in shitty cursive is strange to me. I know when I was in elementary and middle school there were still a few older teachers who insisted it was the only "proper" way to wright, but by high school most of them told you to knock that shit off because no one can read it. I wonder if he was just being autistic and unable to change, or if he's just old enough that cursive was still encouraged.
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I am older then Chris and we had to write in Cursive. (class of 1995)
 
When I was in second grade (1997) we worked on the first part of cursive. In my school system, cursive was phased out the following year.

And now, with the Bill Gates funded Core Curriculum, they're going to make hand writing obsolete as well.
 
I just realized what bothers me about Chris's handwriting: It hasn't changed at all in the last 15 to 20 years. Most people will change their handwriting over a period of time, so if you look at their signatures from 10 years apart you can tell it's the same name but there will be distinct differences. But not Chris. It's like someone taught him the shapes to put together to make his name, and that combination is permanently set in stone.

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DeadMansHand said:
I just realized what bothers me about Chris's handwriting: It hasn't changed at all in the last 15 to 20 years. Most people will change their handwriting over a period of time, so if you look at their signatures from 10 years apart you can tell it's the same name but there will be distinct differences. But not Chris. It's like someone taught him the shapes to put together to make his name, and that combination is permanently set in stone.

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You'd hate my signature too. Mine hasn't changed much in the 20 years I've used it. I think this is getting into really nitpicking territory. I'm impressed dipshit learned cursive at all.
 
DeadMansHand said:
I just realized what bothers me about Chris's handwriting: It hasn't changed at all in the last 15 to 20 years. Most people will change their handwriting over a period of time, so if you look at their signatures from 10 years apart you can tell it's the same name but there will be distinct differences. But not Chris. It's like someone taught him the shapes to put together to make his name, and that combination is permanently set in stone.

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Here's the thing, those with autism tend to have lousy handwriting. It's one of the traits that they all share. I know for a fact that my slight brush with Aspergers means that my handwriting is almost completely illegible. My signature is a scrawl and don't ask me to write in anything other than ALL CAPS because they're actually the clearest things I can manage.
 
My handwriting actually kinda looks like Chris'. Mine might be a tad better but then again I might be biased.
 
lonesome said:
I would find it extremely amusing if there was some sort of civilizational collapse, and scholars of the future end up having to reconstruct the history of everything before, let's say, the 2030s based solely on the documentation of the life of one Christian W. Chandler, simply because it's the most complete record. Then they'll attempt to model their system of government on that supposed "wisdom of the ancients" and civilization will promptly collapse a second time.
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Or even better, a cult sprung up around worshipping Chris.
Oh, what if a thousand years from now Chris's stuff is in the hands of a Canticle for Leibowitz style monastery dedicated to preserving and translating it. And when they finally do translate it, they have no idea what it means, since all of Chris's retarded pop culture references fly over the future monks heads. So they all offer there own theories on what it means, because obviously no one would write something this stupid unless there was some deeper, hidden meaning. And thus, Sonichu becomes an instant classic for future man. Various interpretations and theories are debated, high schools of the future have it as required reading, countless movie adaptations are produced, and Christian Weston Chandler joins the ranks of Homer and Shakespeare.
 
Well the trouble with Art is that it is entirely subjective. So who knows maybe in 50 years an original hand-drawn Christian Weston Chandler will be worth millions.

He could be the next Picasso, Dali or Warhol.
 
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