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Chris's art is appropriate for a minor in their early teens. His stuff has never gotten better, never improved. The only way it would be popular is through an "ironic" art book or one that exploits it for form base form of humor. Or, alternately, an academic study of pop culture's impact on youth creativity and/or autism.
 
Sweet and Savoury said:
Well the trouble with Art is that it is entirely subjective. So who knows maybe in 50 years an original hand-drawn Christian Weston Chandler will be worth millions.

He could be the next Picasso, Dali or Warhol.
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Art by (the most broadly accepted) definition needs to transmit something, a feeling that the artist wanted to share with the world. Chris' stuff (if it gives anything to the viewer at all), is an endless void of 'I feel I deserve more than what I have.'

So yeah with kids growing up the way they are nowadays, in the future there MIGHT be CWC museums as the proof that civilization would be in its last gasps.
 
Sweet and Savoury said:
Well the trouble with Art is that it is entirely subjective. So who knows maybe in 50 years an original hand-drawn Christian Weston Chandler will be worth millions.

He could be the next Picasso, Dali or Warhol.
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Not really, because those guys were very hard workers and had the technique and constantly pushed the envelope with their art and that's what made them notorious and their artwork desirable. There was also a clear evolution in their artwork, even if it apparently became simpler with time. In Chris's case, I think his art has devolved (at least I think it used to be better) just because he's a lazy fuck, not because of him exploring minimalism or infantilism or whatever.

I think there have been cases where artwork created by complete morons appreciates in value because the subject's life was interesting. I can see that happening. But there's no way that his shitty, derivative artwork would ever be considered "good" or "interesting" or anything other than incompetent from an aesthetic viewpoint. If Chris was the only person doing this sort of thing it may have been a bit more noticeable from an art perspective, but the Internet is awash in crappy drawings and recolors of Sonic, and there's nothing original or creative about his work.

Now, from a psychological perspective - I'm sure a lot of dissertations could be written about the damaged, sexually confused, degenerate psyche that creates such a thing as the "Let's strip for women's rights" and "I'll kill you with face rape" drawings. One day Oliver Sacks may write a book about the bizarre antics of Chris-chan.
 
Sweet and Savoury said:
Well the trouble with Art is that it is entirely subjective. So who knows maybe in 50 years an original hand-drawn Christian Weston Chandler will be worth millions.

He could be the next Picasso, Dali or Warhol.
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The only way anything Chris has made art-wise could be worth millions is if the U.S. economic system's rate of inflation skyrockets.

And even then that Dali replica that's AWOL from the hoard would still be more valuable because somebody put more effort into making a fake Dali then Chris has ever done on a single thing in his life.
 
Pfffft I can't believe you all fell for that.

Son I am disappoint.

Fatty's "art" is at kindergarten level at best. He has no ability to convey any meaning through his chosen medium aside from autism. He'll the only way you can tell who is who is by his asinine color scheme.
 
Sweet and Savoury said:
Pfffft I can't believe you all fell for that.

Son I am disappoint.
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Said Bob to Chris one day.

Fatty's "art" is at kindergarten level at best. He has no ability to convey any meaning through his chosen medium aside from autism. He'll the only way you can tell who is who is by his asinine color scheme.
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Honestly, given I suspect that fact has been discussed to death, I personally wanted to argue the only situation where Chris actually could theoretically sell art worth millions of dollars. What my conclusion was is that it could sell for millions, but still be completely worthless at the same time due to the extremely specific circumstances.
 
I think the chief defining characteristic of "art" is that it inspires deep thought and interpretation in its audience.

We may have an entire forum with hundreds of threads talking about how stupid Chris is, but his drawing by itself inspires no thought whatsoever; everyone unanimously agrees it's just a child's refrigerator drawing. So it's not art.
 
And now, a totally accurate recreation of Chris's world View.

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Apparently Asia and Australasia are the only Pro-American landmasses.
 
Sheesh, Canada has a long memory.

I really like Chris's drawing of the world. It looks like something I'd draw when I was 8 and people told me the world was angry at America.
 
Sweet and Savoury said:
Well the trouble with Art is that it is entirely subjective. So who knows maybe in 50 years an original hand-drawn Christian Weston Chandler will be worth millions.

He could be the next Picasso, Dali or Warhol.
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Actually, if Chris marketed his art as Low Brow or Outsider Art, he could have a chance to do obscenely well in the underground gallery scene, even for just a little while. I wish I were lying but I have seen far worse, far more derivative garbage sell for thousands at shows, and we're not even talking like Lichtenstein or Warhol levels of competence.
 
BlueSpikeLegend said:
And now, a totally accurate recreation of Chris's world View.

ChrisWorld_zpsf6f01e56.jpg


Apparently Asia and Australasia are the only Pro-American landmasses.
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Does anyone else think that the USA looks like Krang from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

"Shredder, you incompetent klutz! You turned me into a continent!"
 
What does Chris care if the world hates America? Doesn't America hate Chris with America's favorite game, kick the autistic? In any case good thing he labeled the continents because otherwise it would be impossible to make out what those blobs are supposed to represent. Except maybe for Europe because of Italy, which is mirrored because screw effort.
 
Good Soothing Coffee said:
Actually, if Chris marketed his art as Low Brow or Outsider Art, he could have a chance to do obscenely well in the underground gallery scene, even for just a little while. I wish I were lying but I have seen far worse, far more derivative garbage sell for thousands at shows, and we're not even talking like Lichtenstein or Warhol levels of competence.
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I would actually like to see that. Of course, somehow Chris could even manage to ruin that by trying to hard. If he just want back to his classic Sonichu era he'd come up with all sorts of bizarre shit that nobody else would even dream of. What made it work was that it was unintentionally hilarious.
 
Mogambo said:
I would actually like to see that. Of course, somehow Chris could even manage to ruin that by trying to hard. If he just want back to his classic Sonichu era he'd come up with all sorts of bizarre shit that nobody else would even dream of. What made it work was that it was unintentionally hilarious.
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oh i thought you believed in evolution
 
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