Burned Docs New Leak(s) 15JUN2014

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Bob Boxbody said:
I love how Chris is so busy with the stupid auctions to even notice that the CWCki has ahold of his schoolwork!
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Well considering the Greene County school system has been masterminding the entire trolling operation since day one, I think he'd be more surprised if we didn't have his schoolwork.
 
Ian Brandon Something said:
Well considering the Greene County school system has been masterminding the entire trolling operation since day one, I think he'd be more surprised if we didn't have his schoolwork.
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Of course, we only have it thanks to his own idiocy anyway, since who was it that got his house burned down? Chris!

Kinda makes you wonder where he'd be if 14BC was still able to sustain life after January, albeit by the barest of margins.
 
4Macie said:
I hadn't really paid attention to the Map part at all until I read something about Alaska; and I was like "wait, someone said he drew Canada, did he really not draw Alaska?" And I looked at it and BAM, he put Alaska near a small Hawaii... But the best part? When you look at pictures that do the whole "put Alaska near Hawaii" it's usually just a US map; because the moment you get a world map, they put it near Canada. But here? It's a world map with Alaska next to Hawaii and then Canada just ends; there's no Alaska lump. I'm so fucking confused by this fail. Obviously he didn't look at a map when drawing these... but seriously, wtf? I have never been so blown away by Chris-fail than I am right now. What the literal fuck, Chris? How do you draw Canada and the United States and not put Alaska where it's suppose to be? I'd get it if he just drew the US and that's how it looked; or if he was suppose to draw Canada and that's what it looked like. But BOTH? The hell. The only explanation my little ol brain can come up with is that he was told to draw the US, then some other countries and then was told to draw Canada. Like it wasn't just a one class project. Only explanation there is. Even "Autism" isn't responsible for this because I've met and dealt with people with severe mental disabilities who could understand maps better than this.
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Chris is barely aware that there is a world outside of Virginia so I'm not surprised that he fucked up drawing a map.
 
Ian Brandon Something said:
Oh Chris wouldn't even get that far. He would be in the tackle shop and the guy would ask him what kind of bait he intends to troll with, and Chris would scream that he is NOT A DAMN TROLL and storm out.

*yawn*
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That icon you have of Chris in mid-tantrum always cracks me up. All it needs is a hankie on his head, round glasses, and a Hitler mustache to become Mister Gumby from Monty Python.

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The Froon said:
That icon you have of Chris in mid-tantrum always cracks me up. All it needs is a hankie on his head, round glasses, and a Hitler mustache to become Mister Gumby from Monty Python.

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Honestly, Chris screaming "IAN BRANDON... SOMETHING" is one of the things that I will never fail to laugh at. It's one of those surreal moments that makes you wonder if it's all an orchestrated, Lynchian masterpiece of dark comedy.
 
A-№1 said:
LOLno. Chris is not the next Darger or Robertson. It's possible some gallery manager might purchase something of his on spec, but not for more than a few dollars.
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I never said he'd take the scene by storm. I still think in the right setting with the right spin he could rake in hundreds or a few thousand in a gallery show and then disappear back into the Time Void. You haven't seen the caliber of what sells in the awful hipster galleries here in San Francisco (unless you have, heh) and Chris has a couple of the token qualities to give him a boost in the circuit: poor craftsmanship(makes what he does raw and honest, man), intellectual impairment, social marginalization with his tomgirl stint, subject matter that involves pop culture references and it is all gift wrapped in a layer of infamy, not fame. Fame bad. Irony good. Take money.

Of course, Chris would never accept any offers to show his work in essentially the gay Mecca of the US, but such sweet irony if one of the little boutiques in the Castro ever sold his work.
 
I would like to see some work from his "coping class". What did they do besides make food?
 
Altissimo said:
Huh. December of 1998 is also only a few months after the release of Pokémon in the West. Chris got into it early. I wonder how that came about.
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You PROBABLY got this answer within the 26 pages somewhere, but I'll be obnoxious and respond to something on the first page anyway.

Pokemon sparked a HUGE media storm upon the release of Red and Blue. Was kind of hard not to take notice of it by December.

Also, if he had a subscription to Nintendo Power (not sure, but he probably did), he almost certainly got this unbelievably spergy VHS around summertime or so (and probably watched it repeatedly).

 
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