New Media Processor is Running

[Shark_ Sapiens_0001]

@Null
Very cool upgrade. The video and your ASMR was 10 out of 10. It made me think of those corporate onboarding videos they make new hires watch.

 

[Awilix]

@Null Now that the new media system is implemented, is there any plans for native media embedding with Sneed Chat?

 

[Haramburger]

null did good

Whoa-ho-ho-ho, let's not go overboard here

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Never even heard of that. Is there a use for it?

There is possibly video of those folks from that "facial movement" bullshit robot company CEO fucking with Francis E Dec. I know I saw a snippit of it on an old RealMedia video back in like 1998-1999 via the old Hour of Slack website. However, I lost it in the Great SCSI failure of 2003.

 

[Gregis]

I dislike not being able to: Right Click -> Copy Video Address
Most people and myself use this to post into chyat.
Might just be a me problem but I thought I would mention it regardless.

the workaround I could find is if you inspect element on the player, look for <div class="ephyra-player" and then look for the property "data-fallback"; if you copy what's there and paste it into the browser without the "//" in front, you can open the video directly

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Gasp... this means no more "UNSUPPORTED MIME DEVICE" or whatever the fuck that I got whenever someone uploaded something using apple shiz?

 

[NoReturn]

Testing two sizes:
240p

720p

 

[Null]

Posting in this thread to remind Josh that he needs to pay taxes on the $6000 he received. Sorry, but not sorry. Daquan needs the money more than you.

$6000 income $6000 deductibles $0 taxable income

eatin good

 

[Jotch]

Audio controls are a bit troublesome though, button to pause goes away after you start playing it in favor of the seek buttons... seems like the one button you'd never want to get rid of.

Uploads aren't changed actually, what's going on here then?

Post in thread 'Random Pics, Gifs, and Vids'

Wednesday at 1:57 PM

View attachment 8923905

• General Emílio Médici

Reactions: x 1

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

@Null
Very cool upgrade. The video and your ASMR was 10 out of 10. It made me think of those corporate onboarding videos they make new hires watch.

I want this as a segment on each podcast now, Null needs to record 3-5 minutes of soothing hardware commentary for us goldniggers each week.

Maybe we'll let the plebs listen.

Maybe.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

There is possibly video of those folks from that "facial movement" bullshit robot company CEO fucking with Francis E Dec. I know I saw a snippit of it on an old RealMedia video back in like 1998-1999 via the old Hour of Slack website. However, I lost it in the Great SCSI failure of 2003.

SCSI...RealMedia...I feel my hair getting greyer in real time.

 

[MrTroll]

If it's running shouldn't you go catch it before it gets away?

 

[analrapist]

 

[The handsome tard]

Can we get this function

View attachment 8933186

"People from Reddit, rate this video I found off Kiwifarms where a tranny kills himself."

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

Funny edge case test videos:

 

[ProfDongs]

Is there any possibility of having the default volume not be maxed out, or have the ability to lower the volume prior to hitting the play button?

 

[Hog Hunter]

Damn we must be old. I was just looking through my archive for one, it dates back to 99 at least. I love being a datahoarder.


View attachment 8933181


Let's see how the encoder handles this

When I try to download this video it says Bad Request but I am able to download all the other videos. I guess the encoder is having issues with this format?

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Never even heard of that. Is there a use for it?

It's incredibly ancient shit, probably at least 20 years.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

SCSI...RealMedia...I feel my hair getting greyer in real time.

If you want to feel absolutely ancient, I was archiving cdrom.com /pub/demos when everything shit the bed. RIP Compaq P100.

 

[Harvey Danger]

Is there a way to change the display size for videos in godforsaken vertical mode? I use small laptops or chromebooks to browse, and every video in the accursed phone aspect ratio looks like this post:



Only half fits on the screen at a time. Selecting full screen will shrink it down to fit the screen sized player, of course, but then you're forced to use full screen. It janks up the layout of the page.