New Media Processor is Running

[Caliph of Abu Baka]

I hereby declare @Battlefield42 legally blind as he is unable to read and understand posts by his own admission.
Here is another test of the new video processor:

 

[Two Frogs]

my sincere reaction to that information

 

[RiversideKoi]

Thanks, K and Null. Videos actually had a hard time playing on my phone but now its smooth. Appreciate yall.

 

[fake farts]

This is MDWU, toobz.

 

[Hannibalistique]

Please make sure you've sandboxed whatever is processing media properly (just wrapping the command if you're using ffmpeg with a suitable bwrap or firejail from the gangster computer gods should help).

With both Anthropic's Glasswing/Mythos and OpenAI's similar initiative I'm expecting weird multimedia vulnerabilities to be published in not the too far future (especially the GPU-powered codecs have historically been woefully understudied).

 

[YOU'RE TAKING TOO LONG]

Finally, I can watch the entirety of Shrek on Kiwifarms, as God intended.

 

[AskMeAnything]

Daquan needs the money more than you.

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"Daquan, are you retarded? You don't need to answer that"

 

[Mister Eveready]

Thank you Dear Leader.

 

[liam dees]

Kiwi Tube Logo

 

[Least Concern]

Thank you to the American and/or Israeli glowies who funneled my tax money to Jersh for making this possible.

Edit: never mind, no .flv support, shit sux

 

[Masturbator]

are you going to work on automatic watermarking option? a lot of sloptubers just yank videos from the threads and insert them as is in all the 480p glory

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Thanks, this is cool as fuck.
Also semper fi to the mysterious benefactor.

 

[Day of the Cope]

Thanks, Null. Being able to right-click and "Save video..." like I can do on like 98% of the sites I visit was very inconvenient.

 

[I'm Not Racist Anymore]

If I donate another 6k can I kill somebody in this thread?

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

LOOKS FULLY FUNCTIONAL TO ME

 

[ㅤㅤㅤ]

Extremely based, and some might even say codecpilled.

 

[Near]

Kiwifarms turning into a data fortress now huh. The Internet Juche ideology keeps fong troons and pozzed payment processors out, and i support the great leader.

 

[deerbeer]

Just testing

 

[Pee Cola]

Looking good, Null.

Just one tiny issue... when clicking the little cog icon in the top right hand side of the screen (preferences?) and then clicking into playback, there's no way to change any playback preferences unless you're using a mouse with a scroll wheel.

Clicking and dragging the scroll bar to the option one wants to change doesn't work; all that happens is that once one lets go of the mouse button, one gets dumped back into the previous menu.

I'd upload a demo video, but my screen cap software makes the text in the preferences menu look weird and I tried pointing my phone at the screen like a fucking boomer uploading a TV show to YouTube, but upon playback it appears that I may accidentally phonebook my face if I upload it here. You'll just need to try it yourself.

 

[spider_expert]

"There is a download icon in the top-right. This is how you download the video. The video you download is the original upload without any modificaiton." Downloading doesn't work for me on mobile (android). Might just be my cheap phone though.