New overwatch hero is apparently a hamster

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All I can think of is the amount of rule 34 that's probably or is already made of this little guy.

Maybe I'm just jaded.

You do gotta gotta wonder if somewhere within the Blizzard graphic artist department, there's like some really high-strung artist dude who is losing their shit every day by the amount of porn devoted to Overwatch characters, then finally losing it, makes a hampster in a glorified Portal Sentry gun. "Try to make porn out of this, you little shits!"

(You don't need to prove my strawman wrong. I know it is possible, you filthy degenerates, you.)

And also correct me if I'm wrong but up to this point haven't all the additional characters up until now been women or a chucker robot with a womans voice.

Well, they did have Doomfist, but yeah, otherwise you've gotten a diverse choice of Mexican Hacker Girl, African Spider-Bot, Irish Super-Science Chick, and Generic Brunette in Power Armor.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

You do gotta gotta wonder if somewhere within the Blizzard graphic artist department, there's like some really high-strung artist dude who is losing their shit every day by the amount of porn devoted to Overwatch characters, then finally losing it, makes a hampster in a glorified Portal Sentry gun. "Try to make porn out of this, you little shits!"

(You don't need to prove my strawman wrong. I know it is possible, you filthy degenerates, you.)


Well, they did have Doomfist, but yeah, otherwise you've gotten a diverse choice of Mexican Hacker Girl, African Spider-Bot, Irish Super-Science Chick, and Generic Brunette in Power Armor.

Yeah I forgot Doomfist I knew there was one, also sniper-granny I think was an expansion.

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

Finally, a character for Todd Howard and other vertically challenged people to play. Blizzard truly is a progressive company.

>tfw it's not a defense hero

They got rid of the defense class and attack class combining them into one "DAMAGE" class. They say it's because there wasn't a difference between the two groups. I say they did it so people would stop asking them to make good decisions a defense hero so they work on making the 40th fucking Tracer skin.

 

[Slamerella]

And they said that a jetpack cat was too much.
But I will gladly take this hamster. I hope his voice actor is really over the top. For some reason I'm thinking Rufus from Street Fighter 4, something a little immature and squeaky but still "adult sounding."

 

[Tookie]

Looks fun. Seems like a more mobile alternative to Bastion.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

Looks fun. Seems like a more mobile alternative to Bastion.

The wrecking ball maneuvers look fun as hell.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Better than a tranny or whatever. Stupid shit > the boring shit Blizzard usually makes.

But this little nigga doesn't even look like a hamster. He looks too fat. Like one of those Australian animals, I forget the name of it.

I would have preferred it being just a little dude running in a ball powering a tank but you know, Overwatch is GAY.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

What Overwatch needs:
- Replays
- Competitive graphics for single-color team skins for those who care more about results than swag
- In-game observing for players (like literally any Valve game)

What Overwatch players get:
- 9gag-tier .gif reactions from the OW Twitter
- Hamsters

Yeah man, totally wanted this game to be eSports worthy and make millions. All planned out. Thank god OW is starting to become like HotS; decent, casual, laughable in case anyone plays it seriously.

 

[PlasticOwls]

Now I can brush up on my Super Monkey Ball skills. Thanks Blizzard!

 

[The Fair Lady]

I think it's hilarious, especially the salt that's already flowing in.

 

[Sigma]

I would fuck it

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Ok I'm connecting the dots here, we got a small rodent and a bunch of spergs sperging out how it's not gay ladies and gentleman I think Sam Kinison had it right about them as vile as he was at times:

 

[Opposite Time Nomad]

If you think about it, Blizzard put the fans of the game who don't really play it... in the game

They run around in a little protective bubble with their whining as ammunition.

 

[omori]

There's too many damn dirty humans in overwatch!!

We need more animal representation!!!

 

[HomeAloneTwo]

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lol its a video game

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

Somewhere, Minsc and Boo are cheering.

 

[Burgerkingcowboy]

I don't play overwatch, it looks dumb. and now it's even dumber.

 

[Medicated]

Blizzard seems to be on a Zootopia kick

 

[Bagronkleton]

Played the ptr for shits and giggles. Some observations on Hammond.

• The mobility leads to some very amusing moments
• Hes better played as a nuisance to harass the enemy team and distrupt tanky teams.
• Ball mode damage is about as threatening as a wet fart. Its all about knocking people around.
• Tether range is fairly limited.
• It's very easy to lose momentum from the slightest tap by anything on the map and become ult fuel for the opposing team.
• Speed ball controls are a little...special. W should retain movement speed and aim movement with mouse to fine tune slight angle changes, but it doesnt. Requires you to move camera behind you at all times or play flight of the bumblebee with WASD
• Gun damage is about the same as orisa's, just a tighter spread and a bit less ammo.
• Extremely weak to crowd control.
• Requires exceptional levels of map memorization to know where and when to use him effectively.

Amusing character, but ultimately no significant game changer.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

isn't Tracer canon lesbian? The fuck are these people complaining about? I don't think they'd even be quiet if they released a tumblr-personified character.

Not to mention you got two Egyptians. I thought wewuzkangz?