New Prank Call with Barb and Chris

[YouDorks]

So me and a bunch of spergs got together and called Chris's home phone. To our surprise, Barb actually picked up and put Chris on the line! It's too bad we were sperging over his lulzy Swedish falsetto that came out of nowhere. If anybody wants to try and decipher Chris's random access humor, be my guest. To all the desperate epic weens like us out there, this might be the first audio of Chris we've had in like a year. You heard it right, a fucking JULAY call. Please mind our retardation.

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Maybe I shouldn't have even bothered to upload it. Well, at the very least it might shed some light on the Chandlers' decaying mental state as of recent.

 

[AtroposHeart]

Just what the hell....Oh....what was with that weird voice he made, so fucking weird

 

[Some JERK]

Well that was pointless.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

So is there anything of interest in this call?

 

[rocket]

So is there anything of interest in this call?

nope

 

[JULAY]

Well, that was a wasted opportunity. Might have been interesting without the Goddamned Batman fagging it up.

 

[LM 697]

"I'm Batman."

No, you're a sperg.

 

[Bgheff]

Chris came off rather decent in this. You guys would have been better of just JULAYing it up.

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

You guys would have been better of just JULAYing it up.

I must have listened to a different call

 

[Totally Awesome]

Nice attempt at a prank call. You shouldn't have dominated the conversation with the loud Batman voices. Instead, you should troll just enough to get Chris acting stupid, then let him sperg out for long as possible.

 

[Mr. 0]

OP is a dumbfuck and the people doing the call suck.

Plus, I'm pretty sure that accent halfway through is a recording of something.

 

[Henry Bemis]

I'm not entirely sure prank calls are unwelcome at 14 Branchland. The Chandlers could certainly use the company.

 

[___]

I prefer it when adults call the Chandler household.

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

I don't understand what's so difficult about calling Chris up and talking to him normally. Why call Chris up if you're just going to talk over him anyway?

 

[GFYS]

Wow, tough crowd.

Not everything has to be a National Geographic expedition into recesses of 14 Branchland Ct., some of us just enjoy doing stupid things simply for the sake of being stupid. It's fun. Remember what fun is? Shit, and I thought I was the oldest and crankiest person here.

I thought it was mildly amusing to see Chris go Scandinavian. Instead of getting mad, or sighing to himself and pooping - as I generally presume he would in his defeated and depressed state - Chris actually engaged them, and maybe even enjoyed himself by pulling a "fast one" on the crankers. In a way, it sort of makes me question what we know about his state of mind, at the time of the call.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Just listened and: What the hell was that? Was it really worth feeding his insanity and paranoia for that? No, it was not.

 

[Dr. Mario]

Eh... Can it be uploaded to the TheCWCvilleLibrary?

 

[YouDorks]

Wow, tough crowd.

Not everything has to be a National Geographic expedition into recesses of 14 Branchland Ct., some of us just enjoy doing stupid things simply for the sake of being stupid. It's fun. Remember what fun is? Shit, and I thought I was the oldest and crankiest person here.

Exactly. It was really a spur-of-the-moment kind of thing with friends. We just wanted to talk to him. I was the deep-voiced one going "Hey Chris!" and asking him to show off his random-access humor. My friend insisted on the "Batman" thing and it turned into a Hobbesian struggle for Chris's attention. Just plain, retarded fun, y'know?

Go ahead and upload it to the library if you want. We haven't had a lot of new material lately.

I thought it was mildly amusing to see Chris go Scandinavian. Instead of getting mad, or sighing to himself and pooping - as I generally presume he would in his defeated and depressed state - Chris actually engaged them, and maybe even enjoyed himself by pulling a "fast one" on the crankers. In a way, it sort of makes me question what we know about his state of mind, at the time of the call.

Yeah, he came out rather jolly handling his supposed worst enemies - kind of a throwback to the good old days of "To that I say, screw them. IN DA EAAAAAAYUR". To his credit, he kind of had the upper hand here. We were at least on his level, if not below.

 

[Taurine]

That was the second worst prank call I've ever heard to Chris.

What is the point of calling Chris if all you're going to do is talk over him and act retarded? The best Chris material comes out when Chris is just being Chris. Just have a normal conversation with him and it will be funny when he's just being himself.

The Scandinavian Chris spout was funny though, but I give Chris props on that, not you or your friends. He dealt with the call a lot better than you and your friends did.

Just awful.

 

[Marvin]

Wow, tough crowd.

Not everything has to be a National Geographic expedition into recesses of 14 Branchland Ct., some of us just enjoy doing stupid things simply for the sake of being stupid. It's fun. Remember what fun is? Shit, and I thought I was the oldest and crankiest person here.

Oh, sure, for the person doing it might be fine, but we're not interested in hearing people yelling at Chris. It's just not entertaining. It's fine if you want to do something dumb, but you should probably have a decent reason to share it with other people.

Even that Chris is in it as a justification... I don't know. Like, Barb is really hard to hear and not very interesting. And Chris did a good enough job disguising his voice that it could've been someone else. It didn't last that long. Not too terribly interesting a recording. They probably should've just started with the story and warn people it sucks and let them request the audio themselves. Then I think there would be less people bitching about it.