New Registrations

[／Ｏｕｒ Ｌａｄｄｉｅ／]

I'd second the archiving remidners. Or even an archiving quiz with good posts and bad posts that show links paired with archive links and thumbnailed images. we're getting further from the time when people would know how to use forums so new users are dumb and rely on automatic thumbnailing and link shortening and don't know how to contribute.
Not sure how extensible xenforo is but i remember the word replacement was exceptional.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

Thanks for opening the registrations for the winter, rather than heating my house I'll just bask in the incandescent glow of newfriends.

 

[DrNow]

Posting privileges should be initially restricted. Maybe a sub forum for new joiners to introduce themselves. We’re gonna get a LOT of idiots, so this might at least somewhat minimise the potential drama. There’s an army of trannies literally breaking a sweat at the prospect of coming here to fedpost right now.

Would it be possible to add some kind of disclaimer that fedposters will be reported to actual authorities? Unlike Johnny Fallout and No Dong we’d actually have a case to take to the police if they do this.

 

[Dyn]

Posting privileges should be initially restricted. Maybe a sub forum for new joiners to introduce themselves. We’re gonna get a LOT of idiots, so this might at least somewhat minimise the potential drama. There’s an army of trannies literally breaking a sweat at the prospect of coming here to fedpost right now.

Would it be possible to add some kind of disclaimer that fedposters will be reported to actual authorities? Unlike Johnny Fallout and No Dong we’d actually have a case to take to the police if they do this.

There's nothing we can do about bad faith false flag tranny harassers except delete their posts and try not to give them any attention, and fretting about what they might post still counts as giving them attention. They're going to do what they've always done and it's not really that big a deal.

We should be concentrating on mitigating the influx of good faith tranny harassers who saw us on the news and think we're a secret darkweb tranny harassing gang and want to come and be unbearable boomer faggots here. The influx of absolute garbage faggots who came here after the Christchurch media attention damaged the culture of the site in a way that cannot ever be repaired, and we should avoid a repeat of that.

I don't care about the politics, race, sexuality or gender identity of any potential newfriends, but anyone who learned about Kiwi Farms from CNN or the dailymail is an unwelcome and unwanted nigger who needs to be driven the fuck out of here on a fucking rail.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

There should be a box during registration that they physically have to type nigger into in order to complete registration.

Yeah this works better, get them really in the shit.

 

[Pee Cola]

Force all new registrations to complete a Captcha where they need to select all the pictures of women, but mix some pictures of trannies into the Captcha test. If our potential newfren picks one or more troons, no Kiwi Farms for them.

 

[IrishGuy088]

All I want is a section where guests can post to make a reappearance. That shit is always funny.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

When new users register, they should be faced with a "THIS IS YOUR IP ADDRESS: XXX.XXX.XXX.XXX (location)" dialogue box and that they should be using a VPN. Also that users should make accounts with non-temporary email addresses, use password managers, and use an authenticator program.

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

Force all new registrations to complete a Captcha where they need to select all the pictures of women, but mix some pictures of trannies into the Captcha test. If our potential newfren picks one or more troons, no Kiwi Farms for them.

Or something like this from the Transphobic & Terfy Memes Thread:

 

[Acronym]

Or something like this from the Transphobic & Terfy Memes Thread:

Absolute nightmare fuel

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

At this point we would need a whole interactive orientation program which sounds pretty fucking gay for a shitposting gossip site. Could make it pretty funny though.

 

[Dyn]

How about we just try to make sure nobody joins because they saw us on CNN and think we'll welcome them with open arms when they post a vod of themselves calling up keffals to shout 'DIE TRANNY' and panic hanging-up as their voice breaks, and then we don't do any of that cringe gay other shit because there is literally no reason to try and push new members into being edgeposting tranny-obsessed nigger-sayers if they don't want to be.

 

[Absurdity]

What was it about Kiwi Farms you trannies thought was a safe space? The farms might be many things but a haven of good feelings ain't one of them. If someone has to use feel-negating language to dissuade you from normalizing your psychosis for everyone else, that's great. So what if Kiwi Farms is the premiere anti-trans forum, there's no changing that now. You will never be a whamen.

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

In the first week of December the new moderators will be selected, Lolcow Email will be restored, and the floodgates open.

WE HAVE BEEN WARNED.

 

[Stoneheart]

Or something like this from the Transphobic & Terfy Memes Thread:

thats a hard captcha... my belly says they are all troons, but they also could be british woman...

 

[teriyakiburns]

Superb! Hopefully this encourages more trans users to feel safe in our little space here!

I'm going to continue to laugh at men in dresses and there's nothing anyone can do to stop me.

Next stop, Scotland.

I don't care about the politics, race, sexuality or gender identity of any potential newfriends, but anyone who learned about Kiwi Farms from CNN or the dailymail is an unwelcome and unwanted nigger who needs to be driven the fuck out of here on a fucking rail.

I don't know about CNN viewers, but daily heil readers are some of the most fragile people out there. They'll make themselves known from their first (badly spelled) words, but they won't be able to stand the mockery for more than a few posts and will leave soon after.

 

[Stabmaster Arson II]

Good luck on finding mods. I thought about applying but just am not active enough. Can't do it for free these days with my ~real job~.

I'm sure there will have been hundreds of mod applications. It will be fine.
I considered applying but the time zone (9pm - 9am GMT) wasn't really me. I tend to stop posting about 3/4am GMT usually. Also I'm still probably too new, my oldest account is only from 2021.

 

[WebLurker]

I'm late, but could we contain all the new members in their own thread like what was done with the catbois when they first rolled in? Maybe just cordon off a piece of Kiwi Farms to assess the people flooding in and then select individuals as they prove themselves not-too-retarded?

Oh and make all the Kiwi Rainbow members the mods for that section. 'Cause that'd be funny. It'd be a real shock to anyone coming in to scream about how much they want troons to die only to have Cammidickgirl tell them to calm down and call them a newfag.

 

[Stabmaster Arson II]

Oh and make all the Kiwi Rainbow members the mods for that section. 'Cause that'd be funny. It'd be a real shock to anyone coming in to scream about how much they want troons to die only to have Cammidickgirl tell them to calm down and call them a newfag

Male HHH and secret watcher global mods for maximum butthurt.

 

[Null]

Users who are do not meet certain thresholds will have the user title Fresh Meat. It will take several months of some activity to lose Fresh Meat.

I'm deciding how I want to word this, but in general Fresh Meat will not be given as much benefit of a doubt as aged users. If you join the site and are immediately causing problems, you'll probably be nuked.