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How long do you think Chris will draw this time?

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New Sonichu? A cold day in hell indeed.
Hopefully this is the beginning of more to come. He's got 8 odd years to catch up on.
(Praying for a Trump issue)

It is weird. Chris fixes up the striped shirt, wears it, gets pissy at the 'trolls' and then starts drawing Sonichu again. It's almost like the old Chris is in there. Just trying to break free.

InTheSidePocket said:
Not gonna lie, I wish Chris would drop the Tranny garbage.
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Same. It's getting really tired but sadly until something big happens it looks like it's here to stay. *sigh*
 
Gaol said:
So let's put this into perspective, if we go back into Christology, the whole reason Chris wanted a boyfriend girl was to have his daughter Crystal, we know that in the comic he supposedly goes to the future and marries Lovely Weather. However he now decided that when he came back he was now a lesbian and would become a transwoman. Now we know this is pretty much another ploy for china, and one Chris things will work, I mean in Chris mind what woman doesn't understand a woman right? All they do is shop,dress up,speak in high tone and be cute.

Of course we see in the comic Chris self vision, he sees himself as a woman already with large breasts, long aquamarine hair and full. I don't think Chris will ever go through a full transition do to the money cost and Barb will not give him enough time to recover. I do think the next few comics will just center back on his sweetheart chase and probably include places he has gone like Impulse,the new game card store and things.
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By going into the future Chris may have altered the future.

Timeline A: Chris' blood vaccine never gets put into the world's water supply, and therefore the homos aren't truly eradicated. Chris never sleeps with Lovely Weather, and meets her casually as GodJesus intended. Naitsirhc remains gay, but all other events remain the same. Chris defeats Mary Lee Walsh, and goes on to meet Lovely Weather and have the daughter Crystal. Christian Remains a male.

Timeline B: Chris went to the future, brought back a vaccine of his blood to put in the water supply, and had sex with his future wife prior to formally meeting her. All events are proper Sonichu Canon. In this timeline though, Chris becomes a transsexual lesbian, and will never get married or have daughter Crystal.

So was it the water supply, or sex with Lovely Weather that turned Comic Chris into Buffalo Bill?
 
I'm not going to get my hopes up that this is going to be a long term thing. Back at the end of 2015, when he released a slew of pages from the Christmas special, everyone got excited that he was going to be making comics again full time just for him to get bored and stop again until now. Chris's most consistent character trait is his laziness and if he doesn't see results from his work it won't be long until he gives up again.

These pages are great all the same. It's incredible that he's still sticking wth the Christmas special angle nine years later, even after he's changed in so many ways, which he's also decided to tackle in a storyline that began when he was a much different person.
 
The American Hedgehog said:
I asked Waterman's friend about the Banasaur, and this is what he said:

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So even the friend doesn't know what the fuck it is. I love how all that is ultimately established is that this thing needs a shitload of exposition to even explain by Waterman's reckoning. We all know how well that's gonna go over.

However, it's beyond obvious to anybody who has played a pokemon game (namely the G1/Kanto and G3/Hoenn titles) that whatever bannanasaur is, it's blatantly ripping off the minor game mechanic where you go into the desert and pick one of two fossilized pokemon, who you then bring to a place that literally revives the dead thing for you to use in battle.
 
FightenGnome said:
By going into the future Chris may have altered the future.

Timeline A: Chris' blood vaccine never gets put into the world's water supply, and therefore the homos aren't truly eradicated. Chris never sleeps with Lovely Weather, and meets her casually as GodJesus intended. Naitsirhc remains gay, but all other events remain the same. Chris defeats Mary Lee Walsh, and goes on to meet Lovely Weather and have the daughter Crystal. Christian Remains a male.

Timeline B: Chris went to the future, brought back a vaccine of his blood to put in the water supply, and had sex with his future wife prior to formally meeting her. All events are proper Sonichu Canon. In this timeline though, Chris becomes a transsexual lesbian, and will never get married or have daughter Crystal.

So was it the water supply, or sex with Lovely Weather that turned Comic Chris into Buffalo Bill?
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Timeline CWC: - The Samurai Pizza Bots become sentient, can't handle all this crap and become terminators. They begin arming themselves, replicating and trying to hunt down every last Sonichu character on Arcturian. (This can't be earth anymore. Why? Because it doesn't matter that Chris is male during sex with the lesbian ladies when he's Arcturian.) One Samurai Pizza Bot bot becomes Optimus Trump™, leading the others against the evil forces of the Tranny-bots™. (Hey kids, imagine switching genitals on your very own Chris action figure!™) Trump fights a losing fight, as Chris keeps stealing more characters from other franchises to bolster his ranks, when Optimus Trump is given the Matrix of Married Leadership™, a Presidential Medallion of Success™ combined with his Ultra Employed Power Ring™. And this came just in time too, as Chris through sudden-backup-friend-syndrome gains Cwcoplex™, a dilapidated Detroit-like city that transforms into a giant Sonichu robot, and Unianus™, a giant planet sized creature capable of swallowing entire planet-sized medallions whole through a giant straw!
Will Optimus Trump and the Samurai Pizza Bots succeed in defeating the crybaby Chris in his attempt to hog all the ladies? Will Unianus swallow Uranus and combine to become something that sucks and blows? Will Christron transform into a giant vagina-cannon™ (because a regular gun is too pickle-phallic,) and fire the Crystal Cannon ©®™♀♥ on humanity in a giant temper tantrum? Will Marsha find love in the arms of Sven, the svelte ski instructor, or will the billionaire with the bodacious beard Barry whisk her away? Will Magi-chan find a way to record all the sex he's been psychically watching and make his own porn video web site? (Patent pending.) Will Sonichu himself ever have a character arc? Will Yawning Squirtle and other stolen pokemon characters pilot the new Pokebots™ and help Optimus Trump save the moon pals?
These questions and more will... probably never be answered.
I need therapy, or an action sitcom to write for.

nvrwastetree said:
Someone should remind lardass that the fine for being a homo/trans is what, $5000 in cwcville.
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And as we all know, 80% of all CWCville tax dollars and fines goes to more toys and games for Chris in his official position of consumerist human centipede. The money doesn't go for infrastructure. Why do you think there are so many homeless shelters there?
 
Isn't Magi-Chan one of the most powerful Sonichu in existence? And he's basically relegated to being Chris' Deus ex machina bullshit device.

I'd love to see a fan comic with Magi-chan getting sick of Chris' bullshit and using his powers to take over CWCville.

I"m not getting my hopes up about Chris continuing the comic, though. This will come to a very sudden and abrupt stop, mark my words.
 
Galvatron said:
Isn't Magi-Chan one of the most powerful Sonichu in existence? And he's basically relegated to being Chris' Deus ex machina bullshit device.

I'd love to see a fan comic with Magi-chan getting sick of Chris' bullshit and using his powers to take over CWCville.

I"m not getting my hopes up about Chris continuing the comic, though. This will come to a very sudden and abrupt stop, mark my words.
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Chris is considered a god by everyone in his universe, no matter how powerful Magi-chan is Chris would make a new power for himself.
 
Slowinthemind said:
Chris is considered a god by everyone in his universe, no matter how powerful Magi-chan is Chris would make a new power for himself.
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...unless of course he has a "Sweetheart". Whenever Chris had what he believed was a girlfriend, and he injected her into the comic, his character would suddenly become unbelievably incompetent, would constantly have the girlfriend character save his ass.

Sailor Megtune, anyone?
 
Galvatron said:
...unless of course he has a "Sweetheart". Whenever Chris had what he believed was a girlfriend, and he injected her into the comic, his character would suddenly become unbelievably incompetent, would constantly have the girlfriend character save his ass.

Sailor Megtune, anyone?
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Well has always wanted to be the damsel in distress, sitting around all day pleasuring himself while waiting to be rescued.
 
Optimus Prime said:
So even the friend doesn't know what the fuck it is. I love how all that is ultimately established is that this thing needs a shitload of exposition to even explain by Waterman's reckoning. We all know how well that's gonna go over.

However, it's beyond obvious to anybody who has played a pokemon game (namely the G1/Kanto and G3/Hoenn titles) that whatever bannanasaur is, it's blatantly ripping off the minor game mechanic where you go into the desert and pick one of two fossilized pokemon, who you then bring to a place that literally revives the dead thing for you to use in battle.
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The bananasaur is Barb
 
So I come into this to see his art hasn't improved, but not only that, he was drawing in a fast food restaurant?

Never change, Chris.
 
LagoonaBlue said:
So I come into this to see his art hasn't improved, but not only that, he was drawing in a fast food restaurant?

Never change, Chris.
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Everyone here's trying to make out what the comics say, I'm just sitting here wondering how to combine tangy with sweet. They got me curious.
 
We should draft a few exceptional individuals to go be Waterman's "fan base" so he'll feel important and stop throwing his autism into Chris. Chris is semi-fascinating with his tardness, Waterman is just an 11 year old kid and boring.
 
Honestly, I hope he leaves this in black and white. Once his infantile Crayola marker scribblings hit the page the comic turns into full blown concentrated autism that hurts the eyes too much to look at. Context-wise this is still god awful, but art-wise it's much easier to take in and read while still in line art form.
 
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