With how things have been going in the more recent past concerning ST and SW I expect something like this:
Picard, surrounded by faces both familiar and new, is sitting in his chair on the new bridge. His seat is a bit offset to the side to make room for an additional seat, slightly higher in position, overseeing a vast collection of control panels. On said seat sits a slightly chubby woman with cyan-colored hair and her Star-Fleet badge is painted in the LGBT Rainbow flag.
Cyan-hair, being busy explaining advanced trance-warp-field theory to Geordi LaForge, is suddenly distracted by a display on her personal ship-status monitors. She shouts a warning for everyone to brace themselves and raises the shields just before the ship is being shaken by an attack, making Worf spill his Soy Blood Wine Latté.
A ship de-cloaks and starts pelting the Enterprise with phaser-fire.
Picard: "Helm! Evade pattern A-47, Worf, target their phaser banks and fire immediately!"
Cyan-Hair: "Negative! Don't fire!"
Worf: "We need to kill these people, my HONOR and MASCULINITY demands it!"
Cyan-Hair: "Don't be such a toxic male! There's an energy pattern in their shield modulation, coupled with some energy source inside their deflector phalanx! If we fire, they will send an energy-wave through our own phasers directly into our power grid!"
Geordi: " . . . She's right Captain, damn that pattern is almost impossible to spot, even when you know it's there!"
Cyan-Hair: "Geordi, wait for my signal, then you have to turbo-encabulate our hyperflux-plasma-generator and aim directly for their warp core!"
The Ship is again shaken by another salvoe of phaser hits
Data: "The calculations for such a maneuver are highly complex, I am currently trying to solve the necessary equatio-"
Cyan-Hair: "Nevermind, I already punched in the numbers, Computer: transfer helm to my seat. Authorization SN-Zero-Double-U FL-Four-K Dash E!"
Cut to outside view of the ship perfectly evading hostile fire
Cyan-Hair: "Geordi NOW!"
Geordi's console only has a big button labeled "I'm with her" that Geordi manages to hit on his second attempt
A giant energy bolt hits the hostile ship, it starts to explode, the cheers for Cyan-Hair are interrupted by three Romulans beaming onto the bridge. They are almost entirely clad in black garments that vaguely look like Waffen-SS uniforms, on their heads they wear red caps labeled "daehp ch-Rihan dynt hlun*"
Romulan 1: "I am Tr'Uhmp of Saj-Nai** of the Alt-Romulan Reich, prepare to be ethnically cleansed, degenerative scum!
Worf and Data square off with the leader's bodyguard, but get beaten instantly.
Cyan-Hair: "Oh you silly males, always trying to go head first winning with brute forece alone."
She then swings off her chair and starts flic-flacing through the room, slapping handcuffs on all the Romulans who can barely react in time.
As they get dragged to the holding cells, Cyan-Hair yells "Looks like we finally impeached you!"
Picard: "Thank you, Cyan-hair, without you, we would have been done for!"
Cyan-Hair: "No problem, Captain. If anyone is looking for me, I am having dinner with my wives Guinan and Deanna Troi."
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*Make Romulus Great Again
** Small Hands
