New star trek series...with Picard?!

The Shadow said:
And for God's sake, please just let Wesley be dead in this series.
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"Wesley witnessed a man not allowing a woman to cut in line before him in the academy cantina, so he suffered severe PTSD and had a massive crying fit, leading to him losing 90% of his body's minerals and is now under constant medical superveillance inside a high-security sanatorium."
 
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RomanesEuntDomus said:
"Wesley witnessed a man not allowing a woman to cut in line before him in the academy cantina, so he suffered severe PTSD and had a massive crying fit, leading to him losing 90% of his body's minerals and is now under constant medical superveillance inside a high-security sanatorium."
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I'd settle for a transporter accident, but that's a good one too.

For that matter let's throw Neelix in there too.

OH SHIT. A transporter accident causes Wesley's brain to transfer into Neelix's body. So we can have Wesley as the butt of everyone's jokes AND not have to hire Wil Wheaton! Win win!
 
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I wish this was with Tarantino's Star Trek Unchained. I think it would be glorious to have Picard track down some Nausicaans and go "DOM JOT! Do you play it, motherfuckers?!?"
 
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I... I have a bad feeling. I liked TNG, DS9, and Enterprise, but the most recent series feels... like it lacks something. Like, the soul is is gone. Even Enterprise had some soul, but if the trend continues...
 
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UnKillFill said:
I'd rather see that Captain Worf series that's been in development hell for like a decade.
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Me too. I love Picard. But it's Worf I've been waiting for.
 
GentlemanFaggot said:
They're either incompetent, crazy, or evil.

Janeway could be all three.
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Janeway was indeed frequently incompetent, evil, and crazy... but rarely all in the same episode.

Her biggest problem was drastically inconsistent writing from episode to episode. To the point where she would frequently take completely opposite positions from ones she had taken only episodes prior under remarkably similar circumstances, and more often than not somehow be wrong both times. (Though the show always went out of its way to make her right anyway.)
 
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UnKillFill said:
Janeway was indeed frequently incompetent, evil, and crazy... but rarely all in the same episode.

Her biggest problem was drastically inconsistent writing from episode to episode. To the point where she would frequently take completely opposite positions from ones she had taken only episodes prior under remarkably similar circumstances, and more often than not somehow be wrong both times. (Though the show always went out of its way to make her right anyway.)
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True. Mulgrew said as much that near the end of the series, as far as she was concerned that due to the inconsistent writing, Janeway had a serious, undiagnosed mental condition.

At least Mulgrew tried her best with the material she was given. I love the episode with the "Warship Voyager."
 
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GentlemanFaggot said:
True. Mulgrew said as much that near the end of the series, as far as she was concerned that due to the inconsistent writing, Janeway had a serious, undiagnosed mental condition.
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That's pretty much been my headcanon since the second episode. Another plausible theory is she was replaced with her mirror universe counterpart at some point.

GentlemanFaggot said:
At least Mulgrew tried her best with the material she was given.
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For sure, Mulgrew is great. I don't even hate Janeway believe it or not... I just think she's a terrible captain, albiet an entertaining one.
 
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I can't wait for STD Michael's great-great-great granddaughter to go to the Picard vineyards and find him in self imposed exile, only to tell him he's a shit old man and should stay there.
 
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Picard, now dishevelled and angry and drinking Ferengi breastmilk in his spare time to keep healthy, is a shadow of his former self. He uncovered some horrible, dark truth in the logs of the original Enterprise crew that has now convinced him that Starfleet must be wiped out and removed from existence, coupled with his own guilty conscience on having considered suffocating Wesley Crusher to death in his sleeping quarters. Now Wesley has joined the First Romulan Order, and the galaxy is in dire straits...

I can't wait for TNG's bright, optimistic and thoughtful presentation to be shat up by 2018 ideologues. Nothing is safe from them apparently.
 
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That Chris Guy said:
Picard, now dishevelled and angry and drinking Ferengi breastmilk in his spare time to keep healthy, is a shadow of his former self. He uncovered some horrible, dark truth in the logs of the original Enterprise crew that has now convinced him that Starfleet must be wiped out and removed from existence, coupled with his own guilty conscience on having considered suffocating Wesley Crusher to death in his sleeping quarters. Now Wesley has joined the First Romulan Order, and the galaxy is in dire straits...
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The dark, twisted secret that will undo Starfleet and lead to a massive crisis is...
...Kirk slept with a couple women.
 
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