Science New Suicide Machine With Detachable Coffin Lets You Kill Yourself Anytime, Anywhere
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Paralethal
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Carbon monoxide replaces the oxygen in your blood, helium just displaces oxygen in the room.
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- Oct 14, 2015
And now I’m picturing hilarious Halon-type fire control systems that have helium instead, and people squeaking if they get caught in it to die.
Ineedahero
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I like that this story was on lifenews
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Your hemoglobin loves CO more than it does oxygen, so once it attaches, it stays there, preventing you from metabolizing new oxygen even if you get it. That's why it takes so long to detoxify from it, if you survive, while you'll probably be okay if you start breathing normal oxygen again before you get brain damage from nitrogen. CO is a much more effective suicide method than helium or nitrogen, but has the unfortunate tendency of also killing anyone else nearby who inhales it.
Also they should probably put an escape button in it for people who change their mind, which many people will when the panic from not having oxygen sets in. CO doesn't set that off, which is why people often die in their sleep from exposure to it.
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This will be a big seller in Japan if they paint anime girls on the side of it.
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- Mar 9, 2014
I should get my dad one of these.
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- Sep 24, 2015
Not putting a panic button on a device like this seems like begging opportunistic family members to fill a lawsuit.
But then again, could they sue Nitschke if he's not actually producing nor selling these?
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Call me jaded but I think assuming they add one, some how some one is gonna hit it and not mean to and sue for damages.
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- Jul 1, 2017
Shit looks like the cockpit of a mecha too.
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Between this and how crazy people seem to be lately, it's actually kinda creepy how the world is becoming more and more like the one from Futurama.
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I just hope with advances in technology I live long enough for Popplers.
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Why does it have such a cool design? It's not like you're gonna have it in your living room to show off right?
"Fucking Chad bragging about his new X5000 euthanasia machine, and here I am stuck with the X1000 like some damn hobo. I'll never get a good animu wife in heaven with that ugly thing."
Also: https://www.reddit.com/r/creepy/comments/2rzvz2/til_that_40_years_ago_a_boy_constructed_a_suicide/
"Fucking Chad bragging about his new X5000 euthanasia machine, and here I am stuck with the X1000 like some damn hobo. I'll never get a good animu wife in heaven with that ugly thing."
Also: https://www.reddit.com/r/creepy/comments/2rzvz2/til_that_40_years_ago_a_boy_constructed_a_suicide/
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My favorite improvised suicide machine was when a guy committed suicide with an automatic guillotine on a delay timer.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukn...uillotine-and-an-ingenious-timing-device.html
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukn...uillotine-and-an-ingenious-timing-device.html
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The coffin looks shit. If I wanted to have one of these I'd want it to be animu edgy as possible. Make it a real coffin with spikes inside and is set up to work by making the sides detach from each other from my back and then getting back together whilst putting me in between.
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Make it post the user's nudes on facebook instead, so they get ashamed enough to top themselves properly