New sweetheart?

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Chrus Chundlur said:
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By the date of the post, they are most probably talking about the "Haters to the left" and "Im my own free bitch" photos.

Notice how Anna is trying to cuntblock Chris, as instructed from the troll commanders.
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I wonder who this woman is, and what exactly did he do for this woman (maybe I missed something? *yawn* )
 
EzioCanLeapofFaith said:
Chrus Chundlur said:
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By the date of the post, they are most probably talking about the "Haters to the left" and "Im my own free bitch" photos.

Notice how Anna is trying to cuntblock Chris, as instructed from the troll commanders.
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I wonder who this woman is, and what exactly did he do for this woman (maybe I missed something? *yawn* )
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Hopefully he showered, for starters.
 
As of this moment this thread is frozen upon orders of the high king of our kind since it is leaking crucial information to the archautist. It is the will of Mr Bates of pennslvania that we disengage immidiately from the CWC so we can discuss our plans in secret again
 
We can all meet up in Musphelheim, we dont have an extradition treaty with the US.
 
GGGBYBYBY said:
Guys, I had an email from the FBI. They warned me that if I didn't tell them who leaked the info on Chris that I'd be considered a terrorist and be detained in Guantanamo Bay.

I told them everything, I'm sorry Megan my Empress I hath failed thee. I hope nobody ends up on the electric chair for this.
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Oh, thanks a lot GGGBYBYBY! Because of you, the FBI showed up at my house last night! They arrested me! Luckily, while they were taking me to death row, there was a riot in the bus and it fell down a ravine, right into the path of an oncoming train! I managed to get out of the bus right in time, but not before saving one of the injured guards, because I'm awesome like that.
Now I'm a fugitive and the US Marshals are on my tail.
 
I just got a cease and desist from my internet provider for online harassment. WTF can they even do that?
 
The RCMP just broke into my house and shot my dog as a warning to leave Chris alone. But then they apologized.
 
I'm safe for now. Thankfully I was in on it with Anna, and she helped pay off some Jerkops to help protect me but I don't know how long they can last without selling me out for a higher pay. (:_(
 
I'm writing from a disused hanger out in the country. Going to stay here until things die down. The skywriter says hi.
 
The FBi can't find me, I'm under 13 proxies
 
Stop worrying guys, there is no new sweetheart. Anais is just the name of Chris's new XXL heavy use industrial dildo.
 
Crazy Pacer said:
Stop worrying guys, there is no new sweetheart. Anais is just the name of Chris's new XXL heavy use industrial dildo.
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Bubububububu... But... What about Olivia?!
 
Crazy Pacer said:
Olivia is his new set of anal beads. Chris is very much into buttplay, and HE IS STRAIGHT.
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But he made a Lego character of Olivia. :geek:
 
Crazy Pacer said:
It sounds like Chris has a lego girlfriend. Not bad for a 31 year old.
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And he chose the most feminine of colors. He's STRAIGHT alright. :lol:
 
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