New user influx

[Kendall Motor Oil]

Welcome to the family, son.

Please no.

At least you won't tell me to troon out like the others.

 

[Meingott]

Please no.
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At least you won't tell me to troon out like the others.

You're here forever, nigger.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Haven't check lately, sorry, but I think about that some of the new users join into the party making fun of lolcows just like the other normal users, while some other newfags may sperg like a group of faggots confessing that they're furfaggots. Some may act like a bunch of attention whores thirsting for sex or cocks, or some may insult or attack someone like giving a bitchslap but failed and end up being a laughstock to every normal members in KiwiFarms.

It's not bad as looking at Goatse if the person is very innocent. Better than the Reddit/TheDonald or other site circlejerk bullshit that happens at any time.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Why are we getting a ton of new users lately, and why are they worse than the usual shitposting? Did Reddit or one of the chans have a purge?

They seem to be congregating around General Discussions.

Talking like some seasoned vet.

You only joined in mid-2020.

 

[byuu]

Anyone who joined after <insert my join date> is a dirty newfag and is the cancer killing the site.

 

[Meat Target]

Talking like some seasoned vet.

You only joined in mid-2020.

I never said I wasn't a newfag myself.

But I'm talking about threads like this one, where someone finds out we've been talking shit about them and tries to convince us of their innocence in e-drama.

 

[Curt Sibling]

I never said I wasn't a newfag myself.

But I'm talking about threads like this one, where someone finds out we've been talking shit about them and tries to convince us of their innocence in e-drama.

Keep them tears flowing.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

Well I found this site on a 4chan thread last week and I've been lurking since. Seems like a great site in my opinion

 

[greadered]

I never said I wasn't a newfag myself.

But I'm talking about threads like this one, where someone finds out we've been talking shit about them and tries to convince us of their innocence in e-drama.

reeeeeeeeee someones invading my safespace
shut the fuck up faggot go outside

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I never said I wasn't a newfag myself.

But I'm talking about threads like this one, where someone finds out we've been talking shit about them and tries to convince us of their innocence in e-drama.

What are you talking about?!
Those are some of my favorite threads.

 

[Account]

As a 2019 undocumented immigrant I applaud the brave migrants crossing the border into our wonderful and diverse website. Kiwifarms is an immigrant forum, after all.

 

[Begemot]

I never said I wasn't a newfag myself.

But I'm talking about threads like this one, where someone finds out we've been talking shit about them and tries to convince us of their innocence in e-drama.

Wouldn't surprise me if YOU were somehow connected to that drama in some way, cutie. Seethe more.....

 

[Dyn]

Trying to bully newfriends into conforming to some kind of group culture is the lamest shit ever. Be yourselves, you're all beautiful in your own special way.

 

[verygayFrogs]

But we got the dude who fapped 80 times a day

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputted and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.

 

[Fishious Rend]

boi you weren't here for the great user spike of 2019, i was there in fact.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

Trying to bully newfriends into conforming to some kind of group culture is the lamest shit ever. Be yourselves, you're all beautiful in your own special way.

You don't have to lie to make people happier.

 

[mega_asteroid]

I think there should be a thing for users when they first join up for them to catch them up on forum history and terms.
If they still act stupid, then let nature take it's course.

New user here! What is the history of this forum? Found it today going down a rabbit hole about Farrah Flawless and here I am.... what is this place?! Is there a page somewhere with a list of slang definitions used here? Is it all as inappropriate as I think it is, I kind of love it. Honey, I'm home.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

New user here! What is the history of this forum? Found it today going down a rabbit hole about Farrah Flawless and here I am.... what is this place?! Is there a page somewhere with a list of slang definitions used here? Is it all as inappropriate as I think it is, I kind of love it. Honey, I'm home.

I'd advise to not just go randomly posting on this forum.
This place started to document Chris Chan, which a quick google search will give you plenty of info to start off with. It then branched off into various other internet personalities.
No, there isn't any slang phrases page, though I think you can figure what they mean.

 

[Dyn]

New user here! What is the history of this forum? Found it today going down a rabbit hole about Farrah Flawless and here I am.... what is this place?! Is there a page somewhere with a list of slang definitions used here? Is it all as inappropriate as I think it is, I kind of love it. Honey, I'm home.

Don't listen to these elitist faggots who think you should lurk for six months so you can perfectly conform to everybody else on the website and be another boring nobody, post what you wanna post and if you don't know what some of our weirdo injoke autist slang means just ask.