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Crocodylus Acutus said:
Neger's biggest defender in his "I hate newfags" thread, @AirMail, is a newfag :story:
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It's stupid to think you can tell anything by join date.

I think I've actually been here a little bit longer than Neger. Or at least longer than the join date showing on his profile, if that is accurate.
 
AirMail said:
It's stupid to think you can tell anything by join date.

I think I've actually been here a little bit longer than Neger. Or at least longer than the join date showing on his profile, if that is accurate.
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This "I'm actually a 3000 year old poster who just happens to look like a new fag" cope makes a lot sense coming from a loli defender.
 
:):(: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Prospering Grounds, and I've been involved in numerous secret gayops on DSP, and I have over 300 :informative: stickers. I am trained in thread writing and I'm the top poster on the entire Kiwi Farms. You are nothing to me but just another user. I will poost about you with slurs the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the DM-chains and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the phonebook, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can poost about you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare phone. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Kiwi Farms and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
 
Dead Lion said:
:):(: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Prospering Grounds, and I've been involved in numerous secret gayops on DSP, and I have over 300 :informative: stickers. I am trained in thread writing and I'm the top poster on the entire Kiwi Farms. You are nothing to me but just another user. I will poost about you with slurs the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the DM-chains and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the phonebook, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can poost about you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare phone. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Kiwi Farms and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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5/5 but I was expecting a delicately positioned penultimate somewhere in there :(
 
AirMail said:
It's stupid to think you can tell anything by join date.

I think I've actually been here a little bit longer than Neger. Or at least longer than the join date showing on his profile, if that is accurate.
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Shut up, you're being the Uncle Ruckus for new users here and instead of selling out to racists, you are selling out to xenophobes!
 
Recent join date is like being black, it's not a 100% guarantee you're a nigger, and it's not 100% proof against being a nigger by being white having an early join date, but it's indicative.
 
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
Recent join date is like being black, it's not a 100% guarantee you're a nigger, and it's not 100% proof against being a nigger by being white having an early join date, but it's indicative.
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It's more like all users being black, the only difference is that the older ones have survivorship bias meaning they're less likely to have engaged in nigger gangster shit and getting banned/killed.
 
AirMail said:
Not true. You get esteem and belonging. You get to be a "brand-name kiwifarmer". Two of the 5 tiers on Maslow's hierarchy of needs. You get to express your opinion and share it, fulfilling a third tier of the hierarchy.
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Sir, this is a Wendy's...
 
You're first mistake was typing out whole emotional paragraphs in response to the message "lol xD lmao"

I for one am very serious about my brand name. If you see any other asshole out there named TheArtilleryman (except for that one guy who actually is an artillery man), DM me. My lawyers don't mess around.
 
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I am being a devil's advocate here, but as one of Neger's cherished oldfags, I think I understand the background of the writing style for his CH post.

You have to remember Neger is a long-time member of the DSP section, where a lot of detractors go into dramatic, long-winded diatribes about how they are morally superior to a lazy lets-player.

In those posts, they have to continually remind people of the many trespasses that the subject of their diatribe has done, often in the same dramatic style as their diatribes. It's a learned behavior that I don't really care for because it masks the facts and comes off as dehumanizing propaganda.

UERISIMILITUDO said:
I started out trying to take this forum seriously, which is why I rarely make threads since I want each one to be pretty good, but by now I've seen several much older users lose their fucking minds and get their own threads here, so I've decided I was giving this forum unwarranted seriousness.
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"You either get banned or live long enough to see yourself become a lolcow." I don't know what that implies about a Deagle Nation veteran like me, but you worry about your destiny, I'll worry about mine.
 
AirMail said:
If he can't do that, then what does he get out of it? Nothing. What is the point of opening yourself to judgement and criticism in return for nothing?
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You're baiting 100%, and you're doing a good job. Please continue. It's fun watching people shit on you.
Goofy Logic said:
In those posts, they have to continually remind people of the many trespasses that the subject of their diatribe has done, often in the same dramatic style as their diatribes. It's a learned behavior that I don't really care for because it masks the facts and comes off as dehumanizing propaganda.
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It's written by people who sound like they sniff their own farts through direct lining tubes. Brand name and his folk should be evaluated for euthanasia for being fixated on the human equivalent of drying paint (DSP)
 
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neger psykolog said:
And yes, my posts are sometimes divisive and poorly done - I just post sporadically and don't put that much thought into it. I don't really care if people get MATI about my posts because they have a purpose and I deliberately drive traffic to subjects and topics that I find to have a difficult to describe intrinsic value that I want to unlock. I have done this many, many times.

The core issue here is that users who actually post and contribute to the website are being flooded by faggots who don't know anything, don't post anything of value and just sit and complain about it like niggers.

Again, I don't care for their complaining I just don't want to get threadbanned because of faggots who literally do nothing and serve no purpose. For real, there is a faggot who has like 1000 posts about his cat (that's cool and all) sitting giving me shit for actually posting khantent.

edit: and the worst part about it is none of them seem to have any interest of the actual topic at hand or interest in exploring it further, they just don't like the way it is delivered and shit up threads with complaints about it. They do not read the thread properly and have no comprehension of basic subjects.
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What is blud yapping bout 😭 😭 😭 unc think hes teddy roosevelt
 
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