NEW WEIGHT LOSS PLAN!!! DAY 13 - 5/6/18

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Why even call it day 13 when its a new plan? And, like, she hasn't stuck with her original challenge or lost weight during the last two weeks anyway...
 
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SPOILER ALERT: Counting calories. Which she's been trying to do this whole time.

Gorl doesn't realize that what weight loss drs expect from these 600 calorie meals is that you are eating high protein. So a shit ton of brown rice ain't gonna help.
 
what a mess lmao. she tells us about this new plan then proceeds to tell us about her Mexican take out and candy and ramen meals. gorl bye this is why you gain weight while trying to lose weight.
 
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its funny that she hasn't even start this 'new plan' and she is already excited that she can have McDonalds and stuff cause the girl told her she still lost weight *facepalm*
 
So, she made a pact with this kind person to hold each other accountable and start this diet today, but she slept SO BAD you guise, I mean she woke up a hundred times which is not at all sleep apnea related, so she had Mexican take out and would have gone to the Chinese buffet if it wasn't raining rivers. But TOMORROW you guise, she is ON IT!

I feel for that poor girl who was hoping for a diet buddy on MyFitnessPal.
 
Azshara said:
Hmmmmmm how long will this one last? I'm gonna say 8 days, roughly.
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I think youre off by a magnitude. I'd say 8 hours, give or take. The Binge Monster will make an appearance soon enough. Once she gets a taste of that sweet, sweet, General Tso's at the Chinese Buffet.

The other thing that annoys me is that she eats all this shit but she's so sheltered and unadventurous. Like she makes weird, gross shit, but that's not being adventurous. She goes out to eat almost every day but I doubt she tries any new dishes or anything, she probably always gets the same shit. Like she doesnt love food, she's just addicted to eating, and eating as much as possible, she doesnt care about taste or quality.
 
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wanna bet she's gonna eat a whole bag of rice cakes every day?

and she totally is adventurous in eating. one day she gets tacos, another she gets pizza, or burgers - just not hot dogs!
 
She is dumb as a rock. The whole bit when she talks about thinking about and getting stressed about how many calorie to eat for a certain meal - bitch, this is why people told you to meal prep in advance so you don't have to think about it and know what to consume. Does she forget about all her cute little meal prep containers she got just for that? If she stuck to this it would work, but ol' Hamber will lose maybe 20 pounds before she breaks. It just unreal how many times she will present shit people have told her before, multiple times and that she has tried before as if it is brand new information and the key to her success. Gorl - it's your self control that is the problem.
 
idk why our gorl wastes money on jewelry when she has a natural long statement necklace
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DuckSucker said:
I think youre off by a magnitude. I'd say 8 hours, give or take. The Binge Monster will make an appearance soon enough. Once she gets a taste of that sweet, sweet, General Tso's at the Chinese Buffet.

The other thing that annoys me is that she eats all this shit but she's so sheltered and unadventurous. Like she makes weird, gross shit, but that's not being adventurous. She goes out to eat almost every day but I doubt she tries any new dishes or anything, she probably always gets the same shit. Like she doesnt love food, she's just addicted to eating, and eating as much as possible, she doesnt care about taste or quality.
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Oh I know she won't last a day. But she'll play it up on youtube for about a week before she finally decides to tell us it's not working for her.
 
carolburnett said:
Does she forget about all her cute little meal prep containers she got just for that?
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All of that food probably just spoiled in the refrigerator and was wasted.

I wonder what goes through Becky's head when she's lying awake at night and looks over at a giant AL, snoring loudly and sporadically due to her sleep apnea, blowing out her gross, hot cheeto breath in Becky's face. I bet she feels pretty fucking stupid for ever inviting that monster into her life. "Oh Becky...What have you done..."
 
Christ, her breathing is getting noticeably worse by the day. Considering many of her videos are mass filmed on one day in advance makes this even more horrifying/hilarious!

MFP's just screaming 'APNEA!' at this point and I await the sonic boom of a 'PING!' when the poor little gadget snaps off of that..err... it's a wrist right?
(Is her fitbit hand a little purple even?)

I'm a little disappointed (though not surprised, seems to be another part of the AL cycle) that she's not even trying as hard as usual to troll her viewers into believing that she's serious about losing weight - she's doing the very opposite lately and being condescending, demanding and basically giving a 'fuck you' to the minority of her viewers who remain ever supportive AmBabies. Babies is right, and they're the only 'babies' this obnoxious behemoth should ever have.

McDonald's in what's meant to be an 'I've got my shit together, promise guiiise' video. Haha.

You guise van do some PRAY-EENG if that's what you waaaant...

Already looking forward to breakfast.
Woof.
 
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600 calories for breakfast, plus Mexican takeout, a candybar, ramen, cheetos, and an unspecified number of protein bars.

You know your diet is off to a great start when you plan your binges this far in advance
 
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