New Years Resolutions - What thing will you promise only to backstabb yourself 2 weeks later?

[TrulyMan]

I'm gonna try and play the game of life, tryhardmode this time.
Last couple of years have kinda been casual playthroughs but since shit is getting serious with inflation, nuclear war looming and all kinds of crazy stuff becoming the norm I feel it's time to take it a teeny bit more seriously.

Also I really want to fix my large drone that's just sitting with broken props in the basment and bake more!

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Yeah, I've found the first bit a little refreshing actually, if everything is great and plentiful and works perfectly then there's no reason to exist as anything except either an animal or a robot.
I think humans naturally want to progress, but what the hell is the point of buckling down if the only reward or esteem you gain from it is the ability to blindly consume to distract yourself while you wait to die, all while being bullied around by proliferating masses of the miserable, weak, and stupid? You may as well just screw around and do whatever.

Anyways I find new years resolutions kinda silly, if I have to wait until new years to decide I'm going to do something that's almost definitely a sign I don't actually have the ambition to do it. If I did I wouldn't have waited.

 

[Bone Santa]

I'm going to stop self censorship. I often catch myself not using specific words or phrases among certain groups of friends incase they get upset. I've read it's bad for creativity and mental health.

From now on, if they dont like hearing gamer words, then they can suck my faggot kike nigger cock.

 

[Sprate Header]

I'm gonna try and get a little more politically involved in my area, also maybe try to volunteer and go to church more.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I just accomplished one. Quit all my streaming services. And I feel so much better already