New Years Resolutions

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

its that time a year again heres some of mine

1: quit porn
2: degoogle my life and switch to linux
3: ditch the smartphone
4: start a podcast
5: get skinny
6: get a girlfriend
7: overcome my social anxiety
8: learn proper grammer
9: get my drivers license
10: get a job

let me know yours below,

 

[Super Shiro]

My New Year's resolution is to sneed twice as hard.

 

[The Last Stand]

Don't do resolutions. Just improve.

 

[Day Walker]

27 years ago I made a New Year’s resolution never to make another one and I’ve kept it.

 

[CastrationFrustration]

1. Declutter and become more conscious of my spending habits. Less stuff=less stress.

2. Get better with taking my medication every day.

Not doing anything too extreme with New Year's resolutions. I want to be reasonable/practical with my goals.

 

[The Connected Nose]

1. Get fit
2. Make money
3. Become Supreme Dictator
4. Outlaw troonism
5. Eliminate (((subversion)))
6. Lock No-Dong-Fong in a cave
7. Make KF the official news source of my regime, but false reporting will be punishable by death
8. US out of the UN. UN out of the US.
9. Remove kebab
10. Border fence with C-RAM installations, automated target tracking, and live PPV streams