New Years Resolutions - What do you plan to fail at for 2019?

[Dynamite Ninja]

My New Years Resolution (that I'll probably end up failing), is try to either reconnect with my ex, or find a new girlfriend (preferably an Asian of Japanese descent).

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

I want to gain at least 10 pounds of muscle. I've been trying to get swole for a while, but now I think I know what I have to do to achieve that.

I also want to better my social life.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

Get out of the basement and go outside more. Hopefully my skin won't start melting in the sunlight.

 

[SweetDefeat01]

Actually start studying for school and luckily find my first job during summer so I can finally buy a proper computer. Also start reading books, because I feel awful for not reading a single book this year ;;

 

[TaterBot]

Not to make love to any Victoria Secret's models.

feeling pretty safe with that one...

 

[HeraldofNurgle]

My goals are to get out of medical debt (good luck there lol) and to start a potted herb garden. You can't say no to fresh herbs.

I also want to get some pet spiders.

 

[Monolith]

Gain weight less quickly.

 

[chunky glerm]

Read more, eat more fresh veg, start doing more stuff alone. Would also like to start my next year of school with no outstanding loans.

 

[The Fatheads]

My resolution is to shitpost.

Now there's one none of us can fail!

 

[XanJoy]

I want to finally get off my ass and do something with my life.

 

[Pistachio]

i wanna git gud at french

 

[queerape]

1. Continue to save and invest money, start trading stocks.

2. 2019 will be the year I find my next boyfriend

3. Keep on working in advancing my career

I know, the most normie goals imaginable.

 

[Nappy]

I hope to take at least one walk a day so I don't feel like total shit

 

[NimertiS]

I hope to have someone to love me and a steady job

 

[repentance]

Grow more of my own food. This one will definitely happen.

Somehow co-ordinate wildly conflicting schedules to spend more time together as a family. This one will probably happen to some extent.

Do major landscaping. I always remember this as being easier than it really is, so it's the one on which I'm least likely to make significant progress.

 

[BubbleButt]

Finally get enough brave boy points to an hero

 

[Calling]

My goal this year is to find the time to sit down and learn to use Zbrush more effectively. I'm sure it's easy, I just have found it hard to come home from work and throw myself into tutorials, but no more excuses.

Good luck to everyone else on your goals!! Hopefully putting it down into writing will help you commit.

 

[TiggerNits]

Finally start saving for retirement and stop planning on working until it kills me

 

[alphalumerio]

Lose some weight and try to avoid relationships where i'm not fucked in 5000 ways and also not with a crazy guilt tripping psycho

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

Get my yard under control. Looks like Biff Tannen’s grandma lives here.