New Years Resolutions - What do you plan to fail at for 2019?

[mindlessobserver]

Lose weight, buy natty ass clothes, and lose my virginity

 

[kenshirhoe]

get to my weight goal, maybe adopt a pet, save money, hopefully find a bf
who knows ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i'm happy with any of those

 

[Gordon Cole]

Go to more concerts, find a new S.O., submit some writing, learn how to play bass and stay financially afloat.

 

[Phalanx]

Lose about 60lbs and just get better at work really I have a great job but next year I want to apply to further fields.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

Get senpai @Null to notice me.

 

[Cato]

Finish that damn novel. I don't care if nobody reads it; I just want to have followed through with and completed something creative.

Cut back on energy drinks to the point where I only consume them when I have particularly busy periods, rather than drinking them daily (not going to try to give them up entirely because sometimes one deserves a treat).

Keep studying and playing chess and improve my ELO by at least 100 points.

Try to learn enough French to at least be able to claim to be conversational on a resume.

 

[Haramburger]

My normal lay is on the rag tonight, a fifth of Patron Silver may open other doors but I'm not optimistic. Planning for the year is too much, one day at a time.

 

[Burn Book]

Keep working out, keep saving money, get a raise, buy less unnecessary shit.

 

[Commander Keen]

Start being a “content creator for the internet” again, since I need a hobby outside of booze and work. Try not to send random bitches on tinder dick pics so much unless their profile just screams they’re asking for it. Try to be less aloof. Reconnect with old acquaintances.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

Increase my sales numbers and get a qt mulatto wife like pic related

 

[SJ 485]

Like everybody, lose weight, for real tho. Lost a lot earlier this year, wanna get back into my old regime.

 

[Pervious]

GET

FUCKING

BIGGER

 

[Uncalmed Tits]

I hope to learn what failure is like.

 

[lazerbot]

Getting off this godawful website (srs)

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Gain 300 pounds so in 2020 I can try to lose weight.

 

[Vlinny-kun]

Draw more and eventually get better, pick up more around the house, cook more, finally get my drivers licence, get celebratory shitfaced when ginsberg finally dies (hopefully soros joins her soon after), get off my ass and get into college and do something worthwhile with my life, get over my anxiety and self doubt, get out and meet more people,

...and get my dream body!

 

[UE 558]

I wanna gain so much weight that I become Chance Charmichael 2.0

Edit: Fuck Chance, I wanna be Fatman instead

 

[Kamiii]

To not miss anymore of Null's streams

 

[WW 635]

I hope I can rape Dynastia again.

Don't plagarize my resolutions

 

[Derped223]

Try to get around 200 lbs so I don't die of a heart attack before I'm 30.

But I'll probably fail.