New Years Resolutions - What do you plan to fail at for 2019?

[Caesare]

To stop doing petty crimes.

 

[Jimboree]

My new year's resolution is to create content. Any kind will do, so long as it's good and I'm proud of it

 

[UptownRuckus]

My resolution?

Make monies

 

[Schauma mal]

Keep my Spanish streak on Duolingo

I already fucked up

 

[Jack Haywood]

Resolutions are for people too stupid/lazy to use the entire year to make resolutions instead of only on a specific day

 

[GV 002]

I resolve to -

- Continue to lose weight (on keto, so far I've lost 1.5 stone in 3 months)

- Cook more naked

- Get into uni

- Obtain a motorbike and trade in my buswanker status

 

[Lucifer's Rectum]

Improve my mental state (like that's gonna happen)

 

[DireCorby]

I resolve to gain at least fifty pounds.

 

[Haywire]

I'm happy with my weight, got a great job. I want to help make something that'll better society this year, or at least support one.

Or a girlfriend. I could settle for that.

 

[ThunderPlunder]

I plan to no longer purchase or consume cocaine after I’ve seen what it’s done to DSP

 

[Kylie Raina]

My goal is to release an album in 2019

 

[Sexy Potoo]

To stop doing petty crimes.

Sticking to serious crimes only this year I take it.

 

[Jaimas]

Suppress my desire to shitpost.

 

[Will you be my fwiend?]

Finish obtaining license and a car (to hell with busnigger status)
Lose some lard weight, or at least trade it in for muscle
To have gotten gud enough at metalworking to have actually sold a knife by year's end.
Also, I will assassinate Metokur in Minecraft, thus usurping him as the new Cool Kid so I can have those sweet jew shekels.

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

I forgot to include my ultimate goal which is to create a sentient waifu tulpa.

 

[Zaryiu]

Does it count if it's to continue doing the changes I have been doing last year?

 

[Fencepost Bitte]

My resolution is to use this new kf account, no more lurking. Time to start a new, dark chapter in my life.

 

[Old Wizard]

Take better care of my pets (take them out more, give them All The Pats because they deserve them, goddammit)
Read more books
Learn more languages so I can flex on the Europeans
Improve cooking skills because girls like that and I like that also. Also way cheaper than eating out.

 

[AltisticRight]

I want a final resolution.

 

[mrdk_04]

Learn more languages so I can flex on the Europeans.

Good luck with that fam, I'd suggest flexing on the French, they only know one language after all.
Get back to me when you can do more than 3.